The Quartermaines: Thunder's Legacy

by slapstick.genius

Thunder Quartermaine, thanks to the Springfield Statue, technically made his fellow Quartermaines so rich for decades! That led to the births of sixteen kids by four women in the lifetime of Edgar Quartermaine.

6. Mary the Spy

Born in February 1864, Mary Agnes was the second youngest of the first legitimate Quartermaine Children and third to survive, because the youngest, Arno, died of lead poisoning as a nine month old in 1869. Though a fast learner, she didn't like her parents much and left the family at a rather early age. However, she loved the parents bickering in a comedic style.

After the parents divorced, Mary was a temporary member of the infamous culture destroying 'tracking team' trained by corporatist tightwads. She fled that organisation before it even invaded Africa. As a result, she became an agent for various chaotic regions.

Thanks to her longtime spying, she was also involved in military conflicts and was married to a fellow agent - named Jerry Porter. Both were estranged and restrained by the time they divorced, leading Jerry to become a single goose dad to his five children, three girls (Adashia, Corletta and Adonaia) and two boys (Moe and Scott).

She died in 1948 of old age.