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Starring: Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and Dixie Kong
From: Donkey Kong Franchise
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In Cranky Kong's cabin late at night, Wrinkly Kong lay dying on a bed, while Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong waited in the next room in the dark, concerning about Wrinkly's condition. Diddy Kong stared out the window. Then suddenly he saw headlights come rapidly up the driveway.
Diddy Kong: "Um guys I think we got visitors."
Donkey Kong: "Visitors ? At this time of night ?"
Dixie Kong: "Oh, no. We don't want visitors now, not now."
But they realize it wasn't a car bringing visitors. It was an old hearse with maybe a half a dozen small monkey men hanging from the sides. At least, that's what it looks like to the Kongs. The hearse screeched to a stop. The monkey men jumped off and stared up at the Kongs, their eyes glowing with a soft, yellow light, like cats' eyes. They watched with horror as they disappeared into the house. An intstant later they were back, lifting something into the hearse. While that's happening they were all singing a terrifying song that goes...
Monkey Hearse Men:
"Did you ever think as a hearse goes by?
That you might be the next to die?
They wrapped you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet.
And the worms crawl in and the worms crawl out.
In do your stomach and out your snout,
And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay--
And that is the end of a perfect day."
Then they got in the hearse and drove off at high speed, wheels squealing, the gravel in the driveway flying in all directions. At that moment Cranky Kong came in to the room and told Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong, that Wrinkly Kong had died.