Hey enjoy this chapter! I think I might make this as more of a short story, I don't know. Comment on what you think :)

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Hermione awoke with a start. She had slept in as it was 8am. She had a very strict sleep schedule because she read in one of her books that for the best education, you need as much sleep as you could get. Oh well she thought, excited for what was going to happen. They had all worked out that the Wingardius Sexius potion should seep through the great hall vent at exactly 08:25.

Hermione quickly got changed and rushed down to the hall, slightly nervous. What If the potion wasn't done properly and everyone caught a disease. She pushed the thought out of her mind and plonked herself down next to Ron and Harry.

"Mornin'." muttered Ron, not even bothering to look up.

"Good morning Ronald!" Hermione replied happily. She squinted over to the ravenclaw table and gave Cho a thumbs up. If this worked it is going to be fucking awesome, she thought.

She piled a few pieces of toast onto her plate and busied herself thinly buttering them. The clock ticked around to 08:20 and Hermione was starting to get anxious. Really anxious. She looked at Lavender and could tell that she was nervous as well. She gave her and Ginny a reassuring smile. What could go wrong?

At 08:25 All of the girls looked up to the air vent and were overjoyed to see the liquid had turned to a gas and was drafting into the great hall, due to hit the Hufflepuff table first. Hermione held her breath. Nothing happened.

Then a Russian exchange student called Kofi climbed onto the table and magicked himself a vodka. He took a sip and laughed heartily. Hermione looked at Ginny confused. Suddenly, another Hufflepuff jumped onto the table and began to madly snog Kofi. One by one all the Hufflepuff's' were snogging each other. The teachers rushed over to try and break the rave but ended up breathing in the potion. Soon the whole hall was infected and there was a massive clump of people kissing. Snape was kissing Ginny, McGonagall was kissing Neville Longbottom and Dumbledore was kissing Cho.

Suddenly, Hermione felt a weird feeling come over her. An urgency to kiss someone. She turned and looked at Ron. They leapt into each others arms and started kissing frantically. The hall was a parade of love. Draco Malfoy was kissing Crabbe madly and Cedric Diggory was juggling 3 girls at once.

This went on for ages and soon people were rushing off to common rooms to have sex. Hermione ran off, hand in hand in with Draco off to a broom cupboard. They rushed inside, knocking over a number of mops and buckets. They were kissing frantically and slowly Draco undressed her. She ripped off his shirt dramatically and kissed his pristine abs. He sighed happily. Then they fucked, in and out, no condom. She was going to get pregnant, as was most of the school.

In the meantime, Dumbledore had started to get over the potion. He was desperately trying to find a cure for Wingardium Sexius but it was no use. Its a potion you use to get pregnant. He was lucky it only makes guys and girls have sex. Else the school would be in a shit ton of trouble. Not that it isn't already.

After hours of searching, Dumbledore could find no cure and he knew the disastrous result of what has to happen. First of all, the boys must be separated from girls so no more girls can get pregnant. Boys can have one half of the school and girls the other. An invisible wall must be made up between the two. After that is complete, All of the pregnant girls must have Avada Intolabour put onto them so that they can have the babies. Finally, once the potion has worn off the boys and the girls can be reunited to look after their children. It was a disaster. Thirteen year olds were going to have children. This is a massive problem.