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Starring: Naruto Uzumaki
From: Naruto Franchise
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While Naruto was walking back home late at night after eating ramen at the ramen stand, when suddenly a man stepped out of the shadows from an alley.
Man: "Hey kid..."
The man called to Naruto in a low voice. He held out his right hand. Balanced on the palm was the long thin blade of a kunai.
Naruto stood still in fear.
Man: "Nice, sharp kunai."
He said softly.
"Don't panic," Naruto thought.
The man step forward toward them.
"Come on now, don't run," Naruto told himself.
Man: "Nice, sharp kunai."
"Give him what he wants," Naruto thought.
The man came closer, he held a kunai up.
Man: "Cuts nice and easy."
He said slowly, as Naruto waited. The man peered into his face.
Man: "Hey, there young man, this kunai is only $3. Two for five. Nice present for your ninja friends and family."
Naruto: "Um... No thanks, my Ninja friends and family already got one."
After that Naruto quickly ran home.