• IT'S HIM! •
Starring: Waluigi
From: Super Mario Franchise
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Wario and Waluigi just robbed a bank. They hide in a cabin in the woods away from the Mushroom Kingdom authorities. During the afternoon, Wario and Waluigi fought over who gets the most amount of money. Waluigi snapped and grabbed an axe and cut Wario's head off, just like that. Then he buried him nice and neat and went back to the cabin. When he got back he sat out on the porch, and rocking his chair back and forth, they can have glad he was now that he has all the money to himself. After a while he heard the old, empty voice out in the distant moaning and groaning, and it was saying:
Voice (Wario): "Waaaaaah ! Whoooooooo's going to stay with me this cold and lonely night Whoooooooo?"
Waluigi: "It's him !"
Waluigi thought. And he hollered back.
Waluigi: "Stay by yourself, you garlic eating fatty !"
Soon he heard the voice again only now it was closer and it was saying:
Voice (Wario): "Waaaaaah ! Whoooooooo's going to stay with me this cold and lonely night Whoooooooo?"
Waluigi: "Only a crazy man ! Sit by yourself, you weirdo."
Then he heard the voice even closer, and it was saying:
Voice (Wario): "Waaaaaah ! Whoooooooo's going to stay with me this cold and lonely night Whoooooooo?"
Waluigi: "Nobody ! Be by yourself, you miserable lazy pig !"
Waluigi stood up to go into the house, but now the voice was right behind him and it was whispering:
Voice (Wario): "Waaaaaah ! Whoooooooo's going to stay with me this cold and lonely night Whoooooooo?"
Before Waluigi could answer back, a big hairy hand came around the corner and grabbed him and the voice hollered:
"YOU ARE !"
Voice (Wario): "AND GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY !"