Portal Oneshots

by Lady Isludis

A collection of short stories inspired by one of my favourite games of all time. Some will be set in continuities like Suddenly Wheatley and Human Condition, some will stand on their own, some will be AU, and there might be a crossover sprinkled here and there. No chronological order.

5. Where is he?

"Did he say what he was he wearing?"

"No. It was going to be a 'surprise'."

"You don't think he put on makeup?"

"I don't know."

"Well then how do we—"

"I found him."

"That was quick, where?"

"There."

"Where?"

"Over there."

"The vortigaunt-fairy?"

"No, a little more to the left."

"I still don't see him."

"He's right there!"

"Where?!"

"He's…kind of hard to miss…"

"I still don't…"

"Eleven O-clock. Sequins."

"Sequins? Sequins…sequins—oh!"

"See him now?"

"I think—wait… Chell, I'm pretty sure that's a woman…"

"Mel, that's a wig."

"No it isn—oh! You're right, oh… Oh Chell…"

"There you go."