Chapter 3: Why is it This Weird?
Ritchie sighed as they headed to the next town. It had been a few days since he had awakened and things have gotten interesting. Well he did get a decent introduction to the other Senshi and he decided to travel with Ash hear on out… but still… things had gotten so weird.
"Are you okay Ritchie?" asked Ash.
"I'm fine? Why?" asked Ritchie.
"You're getting used to the whole cross-dressing sailor Senshi thing. Aren't you?" asked Gary.
"Yeah… I am…" sighed Ritchie.
"Hey! I have an idea." Said Ash, "How about we go to the Snack Shack."
"That's a good idea. It's the perfect place for Ritchie to relax." Said Dawn.
"The Snack Shack?" asked Ritchie.
"Yeah! It's a really great place to eat in one of the other worlds." Said Dawn, "It's run by former enemies of the Sailor Senshi who want a normal life."
"That sounds nice." Said Ritchie.
"Okay! Let's go." Said Ash.
And so they used a time key to get to the Snack Shack… they landed in a giant pile outside.
"I don't think I can get used to it." Said Ritchie.
They got into the snack shack.
"Oh hey guys!" said Amber.
They went to sit down at a table.
"So your Ritchie." Said Aquamarine.
"That's right." Said Ritchie.
"Most of us are working today, the only ones not here are Cerulean and Doll." Said Aquamarine.
"Oh…" said Ritchie.
"So you're the new guy…" said Sea joining the conversation, "So I take it you're still getting used to being a Sailor Senshi."
"Yeah…'" said Ritchie.
"Well you know what they…" said Aoi too joining the conversation, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you take a piece and it turns our to be one you hate so you punch some random guy in the stomach… he tries to punch you back and a big fight happens. When it's over you tell him why you punched him and he tells you should just buy the boxes from one of those places where you can get your choose you own box… Life is like that… you know…"
Ritchie stared at Aoi… not sure what to say.
"That's Aoi… she's a little off." Said Dawn.
"A little?" asked Sea and Aquamarine.
"The best advise I can give you… never listen to things Aoi say… you'll just wind up with a headache." Said Gary.
"Okay…" said Ritchie with ha big sweat drop.
Meanwhile in the mysterious villain's HQ. Oceania and Terre were glaring at each other.
"You two haven't even did anything interesting yet." Said a voice.
They turned to see the girl with blond hair.
"That pretty pathetic you know." Said the girl.
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Oceania.
"You two failed… and yet you haven't tried to make up for that failure within the past few. I was waiting to see if you would make a move. I guess I was wrong." Said the girl.
"You haven't even tried yet." Said Terre.
"Yeah, but I am. Later…" said the girl who disappeared.
Meanwhile at the snack shack, Kousagi, Ranma-Chan and Aphrodite arrived.
"Did something bad happen?" asked Ruby as they entered.
"Don't ask… just don't ask…" said Ranma-Chan.
"Shampoo showed up and things… happened…" said Aphrodite.
"Aphrodite…" sighed Kousagi.
They took seats at the counter…
Ranma-Chan noticed Ritchie.
"So I take you talked to Aoi." Sighed Ranma.
"Yeah." Said Ritchie.
"Don't talk to her until your used to her antics." Said Ranma-Chan with a sweat drop.
"Oh come on! I'm not that crazy!" said Aoi, she looked to her left, "Is that right invisible ghost that never lies?"
There was a silence… however everyone couldn't help but to sweat drop at what happened next…
"What! Do you mean I'm that crazy! I'll kill you for that!" yelled Aoi.
"I don't think none of us are used to her yet." Said Sea with a giant sweat drop.
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Meanwhile Akane was walking to the snack shack to check if Ranma was there. At least if he was there he wouldn't have…. Ahem… done anything wrong.
"So your Akane Tendo. I've heard a lot about you." Came a voice.
Akane turned around and saw the blond girl.
"Who are you?" asked Akane.
"That doesn't really matter!" said the girl.
She revealed her palm and a sky blue gem was on it. She shot a beam of it from her palm.
That's when Akane screamed out when she was transformed into a monster.
Inside the snack nearby snack Shack, they heard that.
"That sounded like Aunty Akane." Said Kousagi.
They went to see what it was. They saw the blonde girl standing next to the Akane monster.
"So… it great to meet you Sailor Senshi. My name is Sora." Said the girl, "As you can see I turned one of Sailor Jupiter's many fiancés to into one of the Jaku…"
"Jaku… that's what their monsters are called." Said Ash.
"First of all could you use the term "Kousagi's aunt" to describe her?" asked Ranma-Chan.
"That doesn't have the same ring to it." Said the girl named Sora.
"Al right! Let's transform!" said Ash.
"Right." Said the other Senshi.
"Moon Light Power!"
"Jupiter Cosmic Power!"
"Saturn Cosmic Power!"
"Fighter Star Power!"
"Cosmos Moon Prism Power!"
"Make-up!"
The Senshi transformed…
"So… that's Ritchie's uniform…" said Brock with a sweat drop.
"No one comment on Ritchie's costume…" said Specs trying not to laugh.
"I can hear you know…" said Sailor Star Fighter.
That was when the Akane Monster created a mallet and aimed the attack at Sailor Jupiter who managed to dodge.
"The enemy has turned Akane into a monster! We need everyone's help right now!" said neo Sailor Moon into the communicator.
"Right!" came a chorus of voices.
"You won't get away with this." Said Neo Sailor Moon hanging up her communicator.
"I think I already have." Said Sora, "Now!"
That was when the Akane monster created another mallet and whacked all of the Senshi that was there.
"No can stop me." Said Sora.
"Icy Wind Shuriken!"
"Flaming Drill Torpedo!"
"Supreme Lighting Canon!"
All three attack hit.
Sora and the Akane monster saw the other Senshi had arrived.
"Come on guys! That's supposed to be Akane." Said Sailor Ceres.
"We know… but remember I went though the same thing with Zatch." Said Sailor Mercury.
"Oh right…" said Sailor Ceres with a sweat drop.
"You're not going to get away with it like Ash said." Said Sailor Cosmos Moon getting up.
The young Sailor Senshi took a breath. She began to glow, her broach turned into a silver crystal all the way though… but other than that nothing changed about her costume.
That's when a brand new platinum wand with a bright pink heart appeared to her.
"Cosmos Crystal Drop Healing!"
A light hit the Akane monster turning her back to normal.
"Damn it!" yelled Sora, "I'll be back sooner or later!"
She then disappeared.
Everyone detransformed… that's when Ryoga began to glare at Ranma.
"So what's this I hear about Shampoo?" asked Ryoga with his eye twitching.
"What's that over there!" shouted Ranma-Chan pointing in some random direction, then running away.
"Come back here Ranma!" yelled Ryoga.
Ruby walked over to Ritchie and began to pay his shoulder.
"If you know what's good for you… you should leave right now." Said Ruby.
"Why!" asked Ritchie.
That was when suddenly Happosai came and grouped the girls breasts.
"Damn it! He's back!" shouted Sea.
"Sorry! I have to go find Ranma!" yelled Happosai running away.
"Who was that?" asked Ritchie.
"Don't ask… just… don't ask…" sighed Kousagi.
And so Ritchie ran into a few things that were extremely weird… at least he'll be able to ease into it…
Next Time: Star adjusts to being a pirate while confiding to Robin about her nightmares. Meanwhile a group of Ninjas including Naruto, Kakashi and Sasuke head to the Village Hidden in the Sand to protect the Chunin Exams... however they must face many dangers on the way... including a horde of angry woman wanting Jiraiya's blood!