Chapter 7: I want My Idiot Back
Naruto was shivering while eating his ramen. Apparently Neji tried to attack him.
"Okay… back up… why did Neji try to attack you?" asked Aquamarine with her eye twitching.
"He assumed I didn't tell Hinata that I was a Sailor Senshi." Said Naruto, "She and Lee are fixing the problem right now… but still…"
"Oh… over protective brother mode." Said Ruby with a nod, "Makes sense"
"Yeah… He'll calm down once he finds out I haven't been keeping it a secret from her." Said Naruto.
"That's good." Said Cerulean.
That was when Luffy entered the room.
"Luffy!" said the workers.
"How's it going Mr. M." said Aoi.
"Mr. M?" asked Luffy with a sweat drop.
"She's trying to seem… normal." Said Aquamarine.
"Oh… I see…" said Luffy with a sweat drop.
"I hate it though…" muttered Aoi, "It's not me!"
"To bad!" yelled Aquamarine.
Both Naruto and Luffy watched with sweat drops.
"Say… Luffy and Naruto… I need you do a favor for me." Said Doll walking up to them.
"What?" asked Luffy and Naruto.
"Beat up Eido." Said Doll.
"What!" yelled everyone in the restaurant.
"Okay! Doll was the first of us to snap." Said Ruby.
"Funny, I had Specs." Said Amber.
"It's not like that." Said Doll, "You see it's a long story."
"Her boyfriend has gotten too serious and he's no longer the man she fell in love with." Said Sea.
Doll glared at her sister, who stuck her tongue.
"That's the reason." She said.
"But what does that have to with beating him up?" asked Luffy.
"Because you guys are some of the strongest psychical Senshi." Said Doll, "But… um… you're a little… off…"
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Naruto.
"She's calling you idiots." Said Sea.
"Stop helping me!" yelled Doll.
Sea just stuck her tongue.
"So please… will you do it." Said Doll.
"So what are you trying to do exactly?" asked Luffy.
"I'm trying to teach him he could be strong but not take himself so seriously." Said Doll.
"Makes sense." Said Luffy.
"We don't want him to act like Sasuke after all." Said Naruto.
Meanwhile in the World of Ninjas…
"Why do I suddenly have the feeling like I want to hit Naruto." Said Sasuke.
Back in the World of Chaos…
"Okay! I have a plan, which you need to follow exactly…" said Doll with a wink.
Meanwhile in mysterious villain's HQ…
"You know that was pathetic." Said Oceania.
"Stop saying that! It's been while!" said Sora.
"You know that you've been saying that for a while." Said Terre, "You are aware that something big happened the other day and you teasing Sora made us miss that!"
"Oh really! What did we miss?" asked Oceania.
"Did you know that Ace is the son of Gold Roger… but no you had to keep teasing us! Did you know the leftovers of the Rainbow Brigade isn't going to stay in the shadows? Because I didn't." said Terre.
"Fine… fine… I'll stop teasing you." Said Oceania.
"You know what… I'm just going to use the idiots Mamodo right now! Later…" said Terre leaving.
"That was weird." Said Oceania.
"If you say so." Said Sora.
Meanwhile in some vacant lot in the World of the Mamodo Battle.
"Okay… I think we're done for today." Said Eido.
"You've changed." Said Hyde.
"Yeah… so… what." Said Eido.
"Do you want to be like Sasuke?" asked Hyde.
Meanwhile in the world of Ninjas…
"Why do I also want to hit Hyde for some reason?" thought Sasuke.
Back in the world of the Mamodo battle…
"No… I don't…" said Eido, "And what does that even mean?"
"Stop right there!" shouted a voice.
They looked to see there were two mysterious people dressed in cloaks, one red and one orange.
"Who are you?" asked Eido.
"That's none of your business!" said the one in the red cloak who was the taller of the two.
"We just came here to fight you!" said the shorter of the two who was in the orange cloak.
(Flashback)
Doll had transported the two into the World of the Mamodo Battle, she snapped her finger and created two cloaks.
"They will change your voices so that he cant' recognize them and are wind resistant…" said Doll.
"Are you sure these will work?" asked Naruto.
"I just created these just now… so I'm not sure." Said Doll rubbing the back of her head.
"So they will work." Said Luffy taking it as a yes.
"Uh…" said Doll with sweat drop.
(End of Flashback)
"So you really want to fight?" asked Eido, "Let's do it then."
Hyde sighed… and shrugged.
"Jikirga!" read Eido.
The two dodged the attack of wind.
"Let's have some then…" said Eido.
"Wirigu!" read Eido.
That when Hyde created a green tornado, both the fighters who were indeed Naruto and Luffy sweat dropped and ran away. However it followed them.
The two split up… ad it hit Luffy!
"Damn it!" yelled Naruto with his eyes twitching.
That was when Naruto began to throw shuriken at Eido. Many of them hit.
"Who are you!" yelled Eido taking out the Shuriken.
"Angry that you did that to many friend!" shouting Naruto.
The tornado dissipated.
"I forgot that he learned two new spells." Said Luffy.
"That's okay… I did too." Said Naruto.
"We just have to keep an eye for the next spell." Said Luffy.
"Jikirdo!" read Eido.
A tunnel of wind hit Naruto… when tip disappeared he seemed to be stunned.
"Why you!" yelled Luffy.
That's when he used Gum Gum Gattling on him. Although Eido didn't really noticed what hit him… Hyde did.
"That was Luffy's attack." Thought Hyde, "Then the guy with shuriken."
That's when Hyde saw Doll watching.
"So that it. She got them to do fight him to prove that he could powerful and an idiot." Thought Hyde, "I guess she's worried about him too."
Naruto seemed to snap of it.
"You okay?" asked Luffy.
"Yeah." Said Naruto, "And you're not the only one who can control wind!"
That was when a wind came from Naruto that hit him sending flying. That's when Luffy delivered harsh punches to his gut.
"Who are you…" muttered Eido.
"Eido…" said a voice.
Eido looked up and saw Doll, "I'm sorry I put you though this."
"What do you mean?" asked Eido.
"Sop it was your doing." Said Hyde.
"I thought you figured it out." Said Doll with a nod.
"I don't' get it." Said Eido.
That was when Luffy and Naruto removed the hoods.
"You guys." Said Eido.
"That's right." Said Doll, "I knew these two would be a good idea. They're strong… but they're also idiots."
"Please don't call us that." Said Naruto with a sweat drop.
Doll kneeled down next to him, "Please stop taking your self too seriously… if you get too serious you'll just end up like Sasuke." Said Doll.
Meanwhile in the World of Ninja.
"Kakashi… do you ever get the feeling like your being used an example and you want to hit them for using that example?" asked Sasuke.
"Sometime." Said Kakashi while reading his book.
"Okay… so it's not just me." Said Sasuke.
Back in the World of the Mamodo Battle…
"Okay… I won't take myself so seriously." Said Eido blushing slightly.
"Thank you!" said Doll hugging him.
"Damn it! I missed the fun." Said a voice.
That's when everyone noticed Terre.
""Of well I minds as do what I came to do." Said Terre with a shrug.
He held out his hand, and shot beam from his gem turning Hyde into a monster.
"Damn it!" shouted Eido.
He took out his communicator.
"That guy from our enemy is here and he turned Hyde into a monster!" said Eido.
"You're that place you train, right?" asked Kiyo.
"That's right." Said Eido.
"Okay! We'll meet you there!" said Setsuna.
Eido hung his communicator.
Everyone nodded.
"Mars Cosmic Power!"
"Venus cosmic Power!"
"Vesta Cosmic Power!"
"Make-up!"
All three of them transformed into Senshi form.
"All right! Use your wind!" said Terre.
That was when the Hyde Monster used the wind attack.
"Golden Spiraling Shuriken!"
The two attacks hit canceling each other out.
"Vesta Flaming Drill Torpedo!"
The attack hit… just when the other Senshi arrived.
"Setsuna! Fix it!" said the other Senshi.
"I know…" sighed Sailor Pluto who looked at Sailor Galaxia who gave the "I'm sorry" move.
"So it's Hyde right?" asked Zatch.
"Yes…" said Sailor Vesta with a sweat drop, "I'm sure I said that."
"Is another good example now that I think about it…" said Doll.
"What?" asked Zatch.
"It's nothing really." Said Doll.
"Okay! Is everyone ready?" asked Neo Sailor Moon.
The other Senshi nodded.
"Star Serious Laser!"
"Star Sensitive Inferno!"
"Mercury Ice Wave!"
"Deep Aqua Shinning Wave!"
"Double Elemental Punch!"
"I am getting used to this Senshi way of fighting." Said Sailor Star.
"Uh… yeah…" said Sailor Star Fighter with a sweat drop.
"All right! I'll heal him!" said Sailor Cosmos Moon.
"Cosmos Crystal Drop Healing!"
With that Hyde turned back to normal.
"We'll get you soon." Said Terre who then disappeared.
Sometime later both Doll and Eido was on a date. Eido, Naruto, Luffy and for some reason Sasuke watched them.
"So it looks like Eido's not going to stop taking himself so seriously." Said Hyde.
"That's good!" said Naruto.
"After all we don't want him to be like…" said Luffy who stopped himself when he realized Sasuke was there.
"So you were the ones that were comparing something to me." Said Sasuke using the patented Uchiha Sharingan Death Glare™.
"Uh… no… of not…" said Luffy and Naruto with a sweat drop.
"You better not." Said Sasuke.
And so Eido learned not to take himself too seriously… which would have changed his whole character if it did… And it just don't work that way… seriously,… it doesn't.
Next Time: Ash and Gang run into Barry, a rival he met awhile back. What will happen when he points out that he and Ritchie look a lot a like. Find out next time!