Scene 6

SOUND EFFECT: Door creaking open and shut
SOUND EFFECT: Footsteps on carpet

MRS. HUDSON:

Well, they left this room in a right state!

ABIGAIL:

Such a mess! Shall we put it to rights?

MRS. HUDSON:

Suppose we must now, since that's what we said we were on about.

ABIGAIL:

Certainly is a fancy place.

MRS. HUDSON:

Could use some new curtains, to my eye. I think the moths have been a bit too much at these. Now, where's that tea stain? Seems as good a place as any to start.

ABIGAIL:

Here it is! By the great leather chair.

MRS. HUDSON:

Look at that— just left the cup and saucer where they lay. But that's quite dark for fresh-brewed tea. Hadn't Susan only just brought the water?

ABIGAIL:

Yes, but remember what she told us? She found the teapot still full, so she poured cups from that.

MRS. HUDSON:

Oh, aye? Then why ever did they send her for hot water? It would have gone cold by the time they finished the pot.

ABIGAIL:

That must be the water, in the copper kettle on the sideboard.

SOUND EFFECT: Lid lifting off kettle

ABIGAIL:

Why, Mrs. Hudson, there's tea in here.

MRS. HUDSON:

In the kettle? What gentlefolk put tea leaves straight into the kettle?

ABIGAIL:

I don't see any leaves, ma'am. But come look for yourself, it's dark.

MRS. HUDSON:

Why, by St. Andrew.

ABIGAIL:

Susan never mentioned this, did she?

MRS. HUDSON:

Indeed she didn't. And it's clear as crystal, not a fanning in sight. Hmm… (Sniffs) That's no tea that I ever smelled. Abby, dear, fetch me that empty cup.

SOUND EFFECT: Clinking of china

ABIGAIL:

Yes, ma'am.

SOUND EFFECT: Pouring liquid

MRS. HUDSON:

Why, would you look at that!

ABIGAIL:

What is that, Mrs. Hudson?

MRS. HUDSON:

I couldn't say, Abby. But did you ever see tea quite that brilliant red?

ABIGAIL:

No, ma'am. What does it mean?

MRS. HUDSON:

I'd say we've got some mulling to do, my girl. Mr. Holmes has his calabash and his shag tobacco for his thoughtful moments. As for us—

SOUND EFFECT: Sloshing of scrub bucket

MRS. HUDSON:

—We've got a Persian rug to scrub.

TRANSITION MUSIC.

(Exeunt.)