A/N: Well this was chosen as the fic of the month, another surprise as it was up against Souls Reborn AKA one of the six fics I wrote with a TV tropes page... Either way enjoy!

Country: Hair Country

Village: village hidden in the Hair

Genin: Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo, Don Patch, Beauty

Village: Neither Hair Country or the Village Hidden in the hair is a sane or rational place. Thing are sentient that shouldn't be sentient IE: Cans of juice, mattresses, Jell-O (among other things). Humans while they do exist while they common a lot of ninjas aren't human. Thanks to this fact most ninjas practice Wigjutsu, an insane form of Ninjutsu designed to baffle, confuse or just outright drive the opponent insane.

Genin:

Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo: The youngest of the current ruling family of the Hair Country, meaning he practices in one of the Hair Style, his main form is Nose Hair Style. While he is rather old for a Genin there are rumors that he stays a Genin to throw off his opponents. He also has the ability to hear the voice of all hair.

Don Patch: A non-human that's an orange spike sun ball (no one is quite sure what he is), he is egotistical, believes himself to be the strongest member of the team (he isn't). However he extremely skilled in Wigjutsu and is said to be a master (though it's bellied his ego is holding him back). He is also the master of the Don Patch sword… which is a leek...

Beauty: The younger sister of one of the Hair's best non-Wigjutsu Ninja, she decided to specialize in Genjutsu and medical Jutsu. While she is much younger than Bo-bobo or Don Patch she is very kind and rational… though her rational side is slowly getting run down thanks to being with those two on a team.

Jonin Sensei:

Master Juice: A fearsome Jonin from the Village Hidden in the hair. Tales are told far and wide of his skills in the last Ninja War. However to those that know first and foremost he is a Jonin Sensei. He is also a can of juice.

Chapter 5: It's All in the Hair

The second stage of the Chunin exam was underway. In just a few minutes, rookie team 8 had their scroll using a type of leech to their advantage.

Gaara's team slaughtered their enemy very quickly and also got the scroll they needed.

However not all teams had it easy.

Team 7 was hit especially hard during the first day. They were targeted by the creepy grass ninja, then it turned out that the Grass Ninja wasn't a Genin but rather the infamous Orochimaru. He did something to Naruto and bit Sasuke. During the night it wasn't sure if they would survive. Sakura had to keep watch all night.

Not only that but the next morning the Sound Team came into attack.

Elsewhere the Hair Team had gotten their scroll.

"All right! We did it?" cheered Beauty.

"It was all thanks to me!" said Don Patch.

"YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" yelled the Leaf Team they defeated.

"You are all insane." Said another member of the team.

However Bo-bobo was looking in the distance.

"What's wrong?" asked Beauty.

"Someone's hair needs my help." Said Bo-bobo.

"Great…" sighed Beauty.

Bo-bobo disappeared.

"Where did he go!" yelled Beauty.

"Don't worry! I know where he went." Said Don Patch suddenly having a motorcycle.

Beauty groaned, remembering the way to pass they all had to be together, she jumped onto the motorcycle leaving their opponent very, very confused.

"We were defeated by them?" asked one of the lead ninja.

Meanwhile, the Moon team was facing off against a team from Sand by a river.

"Supreme Thunder Jutsu!" called out Makoto.

She created a lighting bolt that shocked one of the ninja.

Ami got to the river, "Shine Aqua Jutsu!" she said.

The water from the river hit another opponent then froze them in a block of ice.

"All right! Tell us who has the scroll!" said Usagi.

The one who still standing pointed to the one frozen.

All three of them sweat dropped. After the guy out of the chunk of ice, they got the scroll.

"Is it the one Ami?" asked Makoto.

"It is." Said Ami.

That was when Don Patch and Beauty drove by on their motorcycle.

"What was that?" asked Makoto.

"I don't know… but I have a bad feeling." Said Usagi.

In a certain part of the forest, Sakura was being held by her hair. She had tried to defend her teammates form them but failed. Lee even showed up to help thanks to his feelings but he was no match for the sound team.

"What pretty hair." Said Kin, the lone girl of the Sound Team, "No matter what I do I can't get my hair as pretty and as silky as yours."

Nearby another team from Leaf watched, they were Team 10, Ino, the lone girl of the team knew Sakura since childhood and knew why Sakura grew out her hair. She was torn at what to do.

They watched in horror as Sakura grabbed a kunai, there was only one thing to do.

That was when suddenly Kin was whipped by something that resembled hair, casing her to let go of Sakura.

Sakura blinked, she was planning a big speech about how she must become a true ninja after she realized she was getting left behind due to Sasuke and Naruto getting stronger.

However she did know she had to thank whoever saved her.

"Thank…" said Sakura.

But the thanks stopped when she looked at the man who saved her Bo-bobo, who had nose sticking out.

"This guy's a Genin… and what's coming out his nose." Thought Sakura with her eye twitching.

"Who are you!" yelled ne of the members of the team named Zaku.

"I am Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo or just Bo-bobo for short. I heard her hair crying out for help and that is why I came." Said Bo-bobo.

The three members of sound stared at him, then one of them a man covered in bandages saw his hitai-ate, his eye twitched.

"Not these guys…" he muttered.

"What do you mean?" asked Kin.

Dosu (which was his name) sighed, "I've heard about their village, most of their ninjas are insane." He explained, "They use weird Ninjutsu that confuse their opponents."

"Oh please I doubt it's that weird…" said Zaku.

"And you can hear hair." Said Kin, "Yeah right, if you can do that's my hair saying?"

"That it would be hippest if you get it cut." Said Bo-bobo.

Kin's hair was much longer than Sakura.

"You liar!" yelled Kin, "I'll take this one…"

"She doesn't cut her hair…" thought Zaku with a sweat drop.

Kin took out several senbon needles.

At the same time Team 10 Showed up.

"Look… I don't know who this Bo-bobo guy is, but we're going to be the one to help Sakura." Said Ino.

Both Shikamaru and Choji sweat dropped.

"I can handle this." Said Bo-bobo, "I'm sure it will be find if it's two girls fighting."

He was now dressed in a frilly pink dress.

Everyone's jaw dropped, expect Dosu.

"This is Wigjutsu…" muttered Dosu.

"I don't care." Said Kin.

"So I guess I should take the rest out." Said Zaku looking at Team 10.

"My Team should be here." Said Bo-bobo, "Any second now…"

There was an awkward silence.

"Look your tem probably abandoned you with how weird you are." Said Zaku.

That was when Don Patch's motorcycle landed on him.

"Yo! Who are we here to beat up?" asked Don Patch.

Beauty on the other hand face palmed.

"Who the hell are you!" yelled Zaku.

"You want to know who I am!" yelled Don Patch, "I am the terror that flaps in the night!"

"Now's not the time…" sighed Beauty.

"Beauty… I want you to help them." Said Bo-bobo.

Beauty looked at Bo-bobo, then looked at the leaf ninja.

"Are you sure that's a good idea?" asked Beauty.

"Something's not right here." Said Bo-bobo.

She ran over to Sakura and Team 10.

"Does anyone needs nay medical attention?" asked Beauty.

Sakura motioned over to Naruto Sasuke and Lee.

"What happened to them?" asked Beauty.

"Orochimaru attacked Naruto and Sasuke." Said Sakura.

"Orochimaru… as in the Orochimaru?" asked Beauty.

"But Lee fought hard to protect me." Said Sakura who began to describe the injuries that Lee received.

"Dosu…" said Zaku.

"I'm leaving it up to you." Said Dosu.

"WHAT!" yelled Kin and Zaku.

"I made a vow, if I ended up fighting the Hair Ninja I would stay out of it." Said Dosu.

"Seriously?" asked Kin.

"Man… even you're scared to fight someone." Said Zaku.

"I'm not scared to fight him…" muttered Dosu.

"He is scared to fight me…" said Don Patch suddenly very old, "That lite whippersnapper knows what he's getting into."

Kin on the other hand glared Bo-bobo.

"I really don't understand or what you are, Burt you are you going to pay!" said Kin.

She tossed several senbon at him with bells on them which he dodged.

"All right! Take some more!" said Kin.

However Bobo-Bo was now dressed like a cat playing with the bells.

"What are you doing!" yelled Kin.

Zaku on the other hand used his specialty, which were air jets implanted into his arms.

Don Patch dodged while dressed like a ballerina.

"Now it's time to take my weapon!" said Don Patch, taking out the Don Patch Sword… which was a leek.

"That's not a sword, that's a leek!" yelled Zaku.

Don Patch ran over and hit Zaku sending him flying.

"And it worked!" yelled Ino in shock.

"I wouldn't watch them if I was you." Said Beauty not even looking up.

"How are you able to be on a team with them?" asked Ino.

"Most of the village is like that." Sighed Beauty.

"Mot of the village…" mumbled Ino.

"I don't know… I kind of find them funny." Admitted Choji.

"You would." Said Ino.

Beauty was finished with Lee.

"That's all I can do for now." Said Beauty.

She crawled over to Sasuke.

"So what happened?" asked Beauty.

"I don't know…" answered Sakura who began to cry, "He was bitten and that mark appeared on his neck and then he passed out…"

"I never heard of something like that…" said Beauty.

Back with Bo-bobo, he decided to get serious.

"All right! Time for Nose Hair Jutsu!" shouted Bo-bobo.

"What?" asked Kin.

She watched in horror as his nose hairs came out and began to whack her.

"That is so gross!" yelled Ino.

"Why are you watching?" asked Shikamaru.

Back with Don Patch's fight, Zaku managed to get up.

"You will pay!" said Zaku.

He aimed his super sonic air canon… arms… And aimed at Don Patch who was suddenly dressed like a chicken trying to dodge it. Zaku didn't his best to ignore it.

Back with Sakura, she continued to cry.

"You care about him. Don't you?" asked Beauty.

"I do!" cried Sakura.

That was when the mark on Sasuke's neck began to grow into flame like patterns. He opened his eyes.

"Sakura?" he asked.

"Sasuke…" she cried.

"Something's not right." Said Beauty.

He saw up, his eyes were red thanks to his Blood Line Limit.

"Why are you crying?" asked Sasuke.

He noticed Beauty and quickly realized she was helping Sakura.

"It's Sound isn't it?" he asked.

"What?" asked Sakura.

Sasuke got up and he ran past everyone… jumped into the air and tackled Zaku, grabbed his arms.

"Hey! That's my opponent!" yelled Don Patch.

Sasuke glared back at Don Patch who hid behind Ino.

"Why are you hiding behind me?" asked Ino.

Dosu watched his, his visible eye widening.

"Why would Orochimaru give him that?" asked Dosu.

That was when Neji, Tenten (Lee's team mates) as well as Team Moonlight showed up.

"What's going on?" asked Makoto.

"Oh no…" said Usagi who had seen that before.

"You know what that is?" asked Makoto.

Usagi nodded, "I've seen picture of it before…" she explained.

Both Ami and Makoto became alarmed, it only meant one thing…

Something her mother taught her about.

With Naruto still unconscious and Sasuke having gone insane with more allies to help Sakura who knew what was going to happen… only one thing was known…

"To be countered." Said Don Patch holding a sign.

"What seriously!" yelled Beauty.

Yes… that…

Next Time: Who is Usagi? What are her powers? Could there be another reason for becoming Chunin? And what does she know about the mark on Sasuke's neck? Find out next time!