A/N: Hey, Toon here!
So...HERE is the REAL Chapter 1! Or episode 1...whatever.
I'm dropping you all in after the first iPPV of Year 2, Fall Brawl 4 All. (Also Fiction Wrestling Awards took place before this in L.A., hence why they're in California still and not back in Washington D.C.)
Enjoooy!
Year 2, Month 4, Week 1 (Los Angeles; staying for the month)
GPW Wrestling Storm 9
Mike Trout w/LeBron James vs. The Boston Brawler
-Whoever the heck The Boston Brawler is, he was no match for Mike Trout. Trout showed off his power, and ended the match with a Big Fish Splash (Five Star Frog Splash) for the easy victory. The more interesting part came when Dendy walked out for an interview. During said interview, LeBron stated, "The Sports Authority's coming, y'all. It's COMING. I already told EVERYONE I was beating Luigi. I told EVERYONE I was going to become a briefcase holder. It's like my word is GOLD. The Big Fish, Los Angeles Angels' own Mike Trout, said he would come join The Authority AS LONG as he got to work with ME. Because Mike Trout not only is THE GREATEST baseball player of all time...same as how I rule all of basketball and Brady rules all of football and even Crosby rules all of hockey...he allowed us to get rid of that DEAD WEIGHT Bryce Harper. Your team DROPS YOU, and then WINS A TITLE without you? WEAK. Trout has to carry an abysmal team on his BACK. But not here. Lakers...Angels...that says, "L.A." to ME. And let me tell you another fact I'm about to spew...LeBron James is going to be THE MAN around here VERY VERY soon..."
Saitama w/Genos vs. Iggy Koopa w/Bowser Jr.
-Saitama defeats Iggy VERY quickly...but not without some interference almost happening. Bowser Jr. tried to run in, but got thrown out the ring quickly...only for a quick Iggy roll-up...a kickout at ONE...and a PUNCH to put Iggy away 1-2-3. It was after this, though, that curiosity struck...and Bowser Jr. was named Saitama's opponent for Meltdown. Saitama was asked if this match would inspire him, as he is facing the leader of The Koopalings. Saitama...just shrugged. "Eh...not necessarily."
Kevin vs. Groovy Uncles (Local Talent)
-Groovy Uncles, who for some reason has a bum leg and looks like he's wearing a mask, is toyed with by Kevin. After The Deadhead, Kevin wins 1-2-3. During the match, we get an inset promo for Kevin. "I have the next shot at the world championship...I'm finally here. The place where I fought my way to after all this time. Steven's a rat, he can't stop this train from running. I'm FINALLY GETTING MY DUE. I'll shut up everyone who ever called me out of my name or insulted me...I'll show them I can win the big belt all...by...my...self."
Main Event - GPW X-Weight Championship: Assassin Oney (c) w/HB-02 vs. Lucio
-Oney, in a promo before the match backstage, said that the regularly schedule reign of Oney is back on the air. "No more Deadpool...no more X-Force. Just ME. Every one of these chihuahuas in this X-Weight Division may WANT The X-Weight Championship...but they don't have the balls NOR the size to take it from me. And if those BULEMIC BITCHES want a shot at MY BELT, they better come at me WITH A LITTLE MORE WEIGHT ON THEM THAN SOME 180 LBS. I don't take kindly to MIDGETS thinking they're as BIG as ME. So tonight, I'll end Lucio's little dance party and he can start listening to one of MY jams. My NUMBER ONE HITS. CAUSE I'M THE NUMBER ONE BIG BOY OF GPW."
-Now Lucio himself had no promo backstage, but before he got to the ring, he did tell Dendy, "He's big...he's bad...but he ain't bad like me. Oney likes to be a bully in the ring. The monster thinks he's untouchable. But a good beat always soothes the raging beast, Dendy. And I'm about to lay a SERIOUS beat down on Oney's head. I'm finally taking that belt that I've been fighting to earn for AGES now. I'm the BEST new talent GPW's got in a WHILE. So let's break it DOWN and show Oney just what WE DO in The X-Weight Division!" And of course, Lucio laid it down for Oney. His speed at first was no match for him. Of course, Oney did take control. Oney DID control it for a WHILE. And when he was in control, he was ragdolling Lucio into steps, tables, barricades, and aprons. He caught Lucio's Crossbody and TOSSED him over the ropes and to the outside!
-SKIP TO THE END: Lucio FINALLY gets that head of steam he wanted. He had been wheeling and dealing on Oney for a minute. Dropkick to the knees, DDT, Moonsault into a Double Footstomp! Only a two count. Oney gets on two knees...Rolling Elbow! Oney nearly falls over, and Lucio stomps his feet. Lucio runs to the ropes. Lucio SPRINGBOARDS and GETS TURNED INSIDE OUT WITH A LARIAT! And now Oney runs the ropes...comes back..LEAPS UP...ELBOW DROP AND NOBODY'S HOME! Lucio SURVIVED somehow, and he desperately tries to get to the ropes. Lucio runs to them...comes back...and Spinning Heel Kicks RIGHT to the face Oney! TWO of them! And now Oney tries to get up again...Lucio hits the ropes...comes RIGHT BACK after a Springboard and Corkscrew...CROSSFADE-CAUGHT! RIGHT on the right shoulder...thrown off...A HIGH ANGLE SNAKE EYES THAT NEARLY TAKES LUCIO'S HEAD OFF...AND THE EXECUTION (Jumping Side Kick)! And NOW...No Second Wind. The Camel Clutch. Lucio BARELY able to respond. One arm lift...drops down...two arm lifts...drops down...three arm lifts...
-...And it drops down. Referee rings the bell, and Lucio is helped out of the ring by D-Va and Tracer...NO, ONEY DRAGS HIM BACK IN AND PUSHES THE OVERWATCH WOMEN DOWN! He drags Lucio RIGHT to the apron. Oney yells in his face, "YOU THINK YOU'RE A BIG MAN!? YOU BARELY REACH MY F*CKIN' KNEES YOU UNDERWEIGHT LIMP WRIST!"
-...Double Underhook...GANSO BOMB! THE SUN DESTROYER! RIGHT...ON THE APRON...
-Tracer BASHES her gun against Oney, causing him to stumble off the apron. He stares down the Overwatch member, who seems RARING for a fight. D-Va tells her to calm down, but even SHE'S incensed at this. It takes REINHARDT (who had accompanied this group earlier in the year and stuck backstage) to finally break it all up and hold the two back before they tried to fight Oney. Cameras catch a couple of crying children in the audience (the kids loved Lucio, man). Oney just yells, "CRY LOUDER!" as HB-02 and Chris McLean escort him to the back. Michelle Williams checks on Lucio as EMTs come. And the show comes to an end as Oney kisses The X-Weight Championship.
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GPW Meltdown 13: Allow Me to Reintroduce Myself...
Omega Championship: Percy Jackson (c) w/Ruby Rose vs. Maxwell
-Jim Ross, Chiseled Adonis, and Todd In the Shadows on commentary tonight; and Alex Trebek (who gets a VERY hearty cheer) opens the show with Percy Jackson interview. Percy comes out to a VERY mixed reaction (60% boos, 40% cheers), and has his crew (Hazel, Frank, and Ruby) right next to him. While he won't speak of any events prior to this show, Percy WILL discuss one thing: the fact that he only has to defend the belt once a month. Trebek asks him just WHY is this a thing (Alex of course says a lot of words in different languages; it's his favorite thing). Percy shrugs. "I defend this belt across the whooole wide world, Alex. It isn't like I'm just doing nothing the whole time. I'm a legend in the making, if I'm not a legend already. If anyone has a problem with what I do, then they can take it up to me personally. But don't talk about it behind my back. Be a MAN about it. Now I know, I know I'm a VERY intimidating man, but-
-And RIGHT there, the lights go gray...and The Sports Authority walk out. Mike Trout, and LeBron James w/William Belichick. Also with them is local Laker, Anthony Davis. This subdivision of The Sports Authority, "L.A.," stood right next to Percy's crew onstage. Percy stared down LeBron, and Ruby stated, "EXCUSE me, this is The FWM Omega Championship. YOUR passport doesn't work on him. So nyeh." LeBron counters that by turning to Bill Belichick.
-"According to my research, Mr. Jackson...you are GPW talent...you are holding a belt while under GPW contract...you brought this belt WITH YOU to GPW...we can have you booked for title matches while here...this passport is stated to work on all World title belts within The GPW Sphere. You may not like it...but you're every bit of a target for Mr. James." Percy stares down LeBron...and Frank Zhang gets in Trout's face. The brawl could be on...but NOT right now. MAXWELL comes out with his own microphone. He wasn't about to be forgotten in this entire exchange.
-"Excuse me, but I have a title match here. Not you, James. So you can back off for five seconds." Maxwell turned right to Percy and told him to keep his eyes on the REAL prize. He wasn't some new roadblock to be in his way. "I've had to suffer through a lot just to get where I am. I've had to sit here and watch a stable I worked with break down, and then watch the guy who led it go mad with some 'honor trip'. I had to watch my sister turn into a ring rat because my rival decided to turn my own blood against me. I had to watch some guy get the revenge HE deserved against that guy...while I had to sit back and wait for my turn...like I always do. I had one X-Weight Title reign...and NUMEROUS other title matches, and I'm sick of being overlooked in this new age. I'm sick of watching you parade around here like you're too high and mighty to sit at catering like the rest of us 'normal people'. Newsflash, you used to be a total geek in this ring, getting tricked out by your own former trusted buddy. We COULD be similar...but I don't pretend my crap doesn't stink. Now you keep your eyes off LeBron and focus on ME. I want that belt...I want respect BACK on my name." Percy just chuckled in Maxwell's face...but a SLAP from Maxwell sends Percy reeling, and has Frank going after a runaway Maxwell. The chicken hatted boy slides into the ring and eggs Percy on...and this makes the water boy march his way down to the ring for a title match.
-RIGHT there, Percy and Maxwell go toe to toe for The Omega Championship. Percy of course is a talented guy despite his current trash talk. He can wrestle his way out of a paper bag, and keeps Maxwell on the defensive with his grappling. He can also pull out moves over the top rope. One move that REALLY gives people trouble is his Handspring Corkscrew Roundhouse Kick that Percy can SOMEHOW change direction mid-air for to hit his opponent. Still, this is not to discount Maxwell. The holder of The Notebook is also a very good wrestler. Maxwell definitely is not a flyer, though he did try for a Suicide Dive over the top earlier. It was only a fakeout, as he holds onto the ropes and instead Shoot Kicks Percy in the face.
-QUICK, END MATCH MOMENTS: Maxwell is QUICK to pop Percy up into the air and-gets NOTHING for it, instead taking a knee to the face! Maxwell falls over, and Percy grabs the head before lifting him up. Ruby, holding Percy's title belt in her arms, cheers Jackson on while he looks into Maxwell's eyes. "Not today, buddy..." Fireman's Carry...Maxwell wiggles...and Percy lets go of him. He turns around, blocks a foot from Maxwell. Spin, and Maxwell comes back-Percy ducks The Dragon Whip! Elbow to the face! He falls into the ropes...and pendulums back to LARIAT Percy! Pin! ONE...TWO-kickout! Maxwell THEN tries for a second rope Leg Drop...Percy rolls away! Percy grabs the ropes and gets up. Maxwell holds his backside, and gets a NECK SNAP from Percy! Now for the next move...Percy hits the ropes...handspring...and CORKSCREW-MAXWELL POPS HIM UP! A COUNTER to the kick! And the Pop-Up lands INTO THE UNLIMITED EXPLOSION! ONE...
-TWO...
-TH-FOOT ON THE ROPES!
-Maxwell is BEATING HIMSELF UP after that! He drags Percy away from the ropes and tries the pin again! ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! Percy BARELY kicks out! Maxwell has to end this QUICK. He heads to the top of the near right corner...and stands tall...DIVES OFF...
-...Scribble Stomp (Diving Double Footstomp) MISSES! Maxwell rolls away as Percy stumbles to his feet. Maxwell spins around and comes back to GET A SUPERKICK! This dazes Maxwell...and then he gets put on his shoulders...
-...and ERUPTION KICK! That Detonation Kick sends Maxwell OUT. And Percy rushes into the pin...ONE...
-...TWO...
-...THREE!
-Percy RETAINS, and Maxwell has to roll out of the ring...possibly in shame...and the announcer declares the winner of this match as Percy...though the crowd gets louder...and Percy assumes it is for him. But as Jackson turns around...
-...he sees Frank Zhang being double teamed by DAVID WILLIAMS and JEREMY ELLIS! The former GEMINI Champions having their way with Zhang! And while Ruby and Hazel go to try and get involved, Percy hits the ropes and VAULTS OVER TO TAKE OUT...well DAVID. David gets taken down as Jeremy moves away. LIGHTS OUT SUPERKICK FROM JEREMY TO PERCY! Jeremy grabs Percy's head and YANKS him up by his hair. "YOUR HIS NEW FAVORITE, RIGHT!? YOU'RE THE BIG NEW SHINY TOY, RIGHT!?" Jeremy runs and RAMS PERCY'S HEAD INTO THE STEEL POST! Percy holds his head in pain, while David gets up and just shoves Ruby and Hazel out the way. "Hey GOLDEN BOY!" Jeremy yells out, "GOLDEN BOY, WAKE UP! One title match a month, gets the red carpet rolled out, HE MUST BE THE MAN AROUND HERE!" David grabs onto Percy and picks him up...RAMS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE NEAREST POST! He keeps hold of Percy...and JEREMY SUPERKICKS PERCY IN THE FACE! "We don't get our tag title matches that we EARNED..." David shoves a cameraman into towards Jeremy, "...BUT HE GETS TO BE THE BIG MAN ON CAMPUS, RIGHT? WE PUT IN TIME WITH GPW AND HE GETS THE REWARD FOR DOING NOTHING BUT BEING A WHINY BI-"
-NOW Frost Bite run into the crowd as security comes out! "They came out pretty fast for him..." David said to Jeremy. All Ellis could do was shake his head at it. Percy held onto his own back and head while EMTs walked out. The crowd DID chant, "YOU DESERVE IT!" at Percy. They weren't into him right now...but they were very aware of the fact that Frost Bite got on management's list. LUCIOUS came out and yelled, "Get them out of here, GET THEM OUT OF HERE!" as he tended to Percy. Jackson was more pissed that somebody stole his camera time and interrupted HIS celebration time AND attacked his friend, Zhang. "I MAKE MORE THAN YOU IN A NIGHT THAN YOU DO IN A WEEK! HOW ABOUT YOU COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE REAL MEN!" The situation got WILD. A commercial break was needed.
Backstage: Lilancia Segment
-With Narancia in tow, Lily declared to the world, "I SHOULD be champion right now. I SHOULD have won the belt. I...DIDN'T. But I have another shot. I'll ALWAYS have another shot. And next month is the best chance for me to take that shot. That's why as of right now, I am declared that I and Narancia will be entering into The King & Queen of GPW Tournament. And when I win, I'm getting my title rematch. Plus, it's obvious that as the BEST couple in The FWM, we HAVE to wear matching robes." Narancia agreed, the collared up dog just grinning and giving a thumbs up.
-"Imma be a WORLD CHAMPION at the end of all this," Narancia declared with a goofy smile.
The Olympic Entourage (Misty May-Trainor & Kerri Walsh-Jennings) vs. Nikki & Tiffany w/The Fairy Godmother (SWE Talent)
-Misty May and Kerri Walsh were holders of the No. 1 Contendership for The Tag Titles. Their match tonight? They assumed it was normal local talent they can get a tune up match with. ...It WAS local talent. However, it was SWE local talent. Led out by their pink haired manager, "The Fairy Godmother," Nikki & Tiffany had one goal: show the world what SWE's women could do with bigger stage stars. The Pink Pimp, as she called herself, said of their opponents, "The Olympic Entourage look like two sexless misers who haven't felt pleasure in years. Maybe they'd be happier if Michael Phelps stopped pimping his medals and dusted off their old cobweb coochies." A bit raunchy, yes, but this was The Fairy Godmother. Misty May and Kerri were...not amused. VERY MUCH not amused. Of course, they wanted to dust off THESE two. Still, Nikki & Tiffany proved to be very tough for these two multi-time tag team champions. During the match, we got an inset promo from the duo.
-Misty: So WE'RE the No. 1 Contenders...AGAIN. And we'll be fighting for those tag belts...AGAIN. And...how cute, The Social Network are our opponents. Funny, Kerri, they call themselves the best tag team around because they won two FWAs...Kerri, do YOU know where the best women's tag teams come from? ; Kerri: The same place they always come from. Where WE come from, there's a million better tag teams. But because you two vapid time-wasters win a couple of awards due to some faulty judging AS ALWAYS, you think you're the new hot stuff. Here's a new hashtag for you. #PaperChampions Because until you BEAT US...the UNDISPUTED BEST women's tag team of GPW...you'll always be under OUR shadow. You're just a hot new trend. And you two should know what happens to trends after some weeks. ...They become forgotten.
-END MATCH SEQUENCE: Nikki Irish Whips Kerri, and Kerri comes back to kick the gut of Nikki. Kerri goes down and Uppercuts Nikki! And now a run to the ropes. Neckbreaker-no, spun out of it. ELBOW to the face! Nikki keeps the arm held and tags in Tiffany. May gets back on the apron, and the tag team throws Kerri to the ropes. May tags herself in, and Kerri gets Flapjacked onto the ropes! Kerri holds her throat, and Nikki gets THROWN over the top rope by Misty May! Tiffany spuns and Savate Kicks MMT into the ropes. And now she gets behind MMT and Full Nelson! Russian Legsweep! And a TIGHT PIN! ONE...TWO-NO UPSET! Kerri breaks it up! And Tiffany gets up, trying to stay on the offensive. HEADBUTT from Kerri, before Kerri rolls out of the ring in pain. This dazes Tiffany, and MMT takes her down and locks in The Ankle Lock! Tiffany tries fighting out of it, but the pain is too much and she can't get to the ropes. TAP OUT.
-The Olympic Entourage exit the ring, motioning for one thing...the Tag Team Championships. "They'll be back around our waists in NO time," KWJ declared. The crowd booed the duo as they walked up the ramp...but they did cheer when The Social Network appeared on The EmpireTron taking selfies with their tag team belts and FWAs.
-"Sounds like two old hags are mad because the mainstream media never gave them the time of day..." Faye checks herself out in her phone. "Honies, nobody cares about volleyball...and nobody cared about you as tag team champions. But us? Best of the Best...check...come from some territory to becoming GPW Women's Tag Team Champions (after having ALREADY been two time tag champions in that company) check...win FWAs for Women's Tag Team Champions AND Women's Tag Team of the Year...undisputed check...is it really a claim when every fact backs us up?" Faye looks at the camera and smiles, "Mmmm maybe you two...should go try some Trick or Treating...it IS the fall season in GPW, after all. OH maybe you can go as relevant people? That'd be a funny one to see you two try to pull off. You two may be former champions in this company, and that's respectable. I can get with it. But hunnies...WE'RE the faces of this division. Live it. Learn it. Love it. That's the REAL tea."
-Twyla snickers to herself, "#AndIOop #Sksksksk"
-The 'Tron turns off, leaving behind two VERY teed off Olympians. Of course, anger is not an emotion new to them. But this one was extra bitter. All Kerri could do was laugh. "It's okay, Misty, it's okay. They'll learn very soon. They ALL learn..."
MacBeth w/Lady MacBeth vs. Marcus Allen (local talent)
-MacBeth and Lady MacBeth, onstage with Alex Trebek, declares to the crowd just what is going to happen with The Tragedies. Of course, Lady MacBeth has her own soliloquy. "The TRAGEDIES...like their namesake...were a Greek Tragedy in three parts. The explosive beginning...the building middle...and a climactic end. I do not think, Trebek, that The Tragedies were a missed opportunity. No, they were something to LEARN from. NOW, my husband and I won't be used by charlatans such as Romeo & Juliet any longer. We need REAL help. REAL assistance. Romeo & Juliet thought this was their story alongside ours. In reality...we were the authors...and they were merely side characters meant to be killed off. MacBeth & I have a TRUER calling. The Scottish Crown will ONCE AGAIN assert dominance. My husband and I declare our entry into The King & Queen of GPW Tournament next month. AS SUCH, we will be using our time wisely. No wasteful matches with common tripe such as that man in the ring. Instead, we will let...our NEWEST member handle that.
-...And THIS is when a Moorish man wearing desert robes entered the scene. The crowd was confused by this new entry into the scene, but the man seemed to stay silent as MacBeth gave him a pat on the shoulder. "Alex Trebek...this is Othello. A man of similar background to us, per se. Except he is a Moorish general. Still, he carries himself such as royalty and has enough warrior skill to take down ANY old issue that may bother us. If you need proof..."
CORRECTION - Othello (DEBUT) w/The MacBeths vs. Marcus Allen
-And so, they sent Othello to the ring to face Marcus Allen. Did Allen stand a chance? Not at all. What Othello lacked in size, he made up for in tenacity and brutality. Marcus Allen rarely every had a chance for offense. By the end, a Half Nelson is what put away Allen via tapout. And Othello still kept the hold in, causing the crowd to boo as Marcus Allen slipped into unconsciousness. OTHELLO was The MacBeths' newest problem solver...and he seemed to be more attune to simply being a side character here, NOT the main character.
Backstage Segment: Maxwell Laments
-Maxwell ponders...just WHAT he has to do to gain some momentum. NOTHING is going right. As of right now, he isn't even sure where his career will even GO. ...And that is when he gets a visit from a familiar person. "Maxwell...desperate for attention...desperate for validation...desperate for pride..."
-Dawn Trisden, behind him, just gives him a blank stare. "...Maxwell, I asked for the same things. And then I realized that without honor, nothing else comes easily. You, Haynes, Metallica, Sinon...we could have had it all. The Coalition of Honor would have taken the world by STORM. Instead you four abandoned honor for selfish gain. And look where you are now. You took a code of honor that we'd work together, and you broke it. You ALL broke it. ...So I stepped in to break Metallica last month. Haynes is in a lower territory in Canada. And you...look at yourself. I'd break you, but it seems life already did that. And your valiant efforts won't even be discussed...instead, Percy's beatdown at the hands of two men ALSO looking for honor will be the talk of the town. You could have had it all, Maxwell. ...But your first and only mistake was leaving your honor behind."
-Maxwell sneers at Trisden and groans. "I'm so sick of you following me and pitching a fit about honor this and honor that. You want to talk about all that? You're so obsessed with everyone being 'honorable' that you can't even recognize how much of a hypocrite you sound like. Metallica got beat up by you for NO reason, and YOU just want to blame everything and everyone but yourself for you not being what you used to be years ago. I have pride...and if I need to prove that to you up close, then how about you see me in the ring." This proposition was taken upon very quickly.
-"Sure. I'll see you VERY soon, Maxwell. I'll beat some honor into you...or I'll rip out whatever little pride you have left."
No. 1 Contendership for The GPW Horizon Championship: Bucky Connors w/Darry Chance vs. Michael Phelps (Moviebob will be at ringside)
-The American Hero Michael Phelps, American flag waving and championship craving, told Dendy at ringside, "I've been trying OH SO DESPERATELY to FINALLY receive my shot at The Horizon Championship, and The S.S. Phelps' attention FINALLY has garnered me the shot of a lifetime! Now as your American hero, I have to always inform you all of how you can be as athletic as I am. Peak performance is WORTHY of your attention. Now it's okay if some people watching this can't necessarily keep up. Most Americans are stereotyped as fat and lazy. Just like Moviebob. Moviebob sits in his room all day eating nachos and watching movies. It's sad to look at such wasted human potential. Bob, as YOUR American hero, I promise to help you along with the process of getting healthy! THIS I SWEAR. But I DO think The Horizon Championship would look better on more slender hips."
-While Moviebob watches from ringside, we get Bucky Connors into the ring. Does he have the Horizon Title passport? Yes. But Bucky & Darry had an inset promo to explain his want of this match. All the while, he was not being taken seriously by Michael Phelps...and Phelps was dominating early on in the match's lifespan. (Darry Chance: Michael Phelps...*Removes his glove and slaps the camera*...you have been CHALLENGED. You won't just get this title shot without a FIGHT. Bucky challenged you to GENTLEMEN'S COMBAT, Terry Blake Sr. formally agreed to it. Otherwise, you would have just been HANDED this shot. And Bucky Connors, FUTURE Horizon Champion, wouldn't allow that. ; Bucky: Michael Phelps, I am GPW's BEST KEPT SECRET. I must be GPW's best mattress too, cause everybody keeps SLEEPING on me. All over the business, people overlook my talent and assume I'm just some DOORSTOP...just in their way for a brief moment. I'm not gonna be in your way, I'm gonna shut you OUT. *Cocky grin* I'm stealing this whole show and showing EVERYONE why the secret's about to be out about Bucky. Plus...what do I lose? ...Not much. ...But I just REALLY wanna leave with everything and watch you get NOTHING."
-END MATCH: Now Bucky was ACTUALLY giving Phelps some fits...not just SOME fits, but a LOT of them. Phelps' Ankle Lock is rolled, and Michael gets thrown over his head! Bucky gets up, shaking his right ankle to get the pain out. Phelps grabs the ropes, stumbles up, and gets grabbed and THROWN with a Belly to Belly Takedown! And then ANACONDA VICE CINCHED IN RIGHT AFTERWARDS! Michael squirms and squirms...trying DESPERATELY to get free! Darry SLAPS the mat, hoping his boy gets the tap out! Bucky pulls back and grits his teeth! The crowd claps while Bucky shakes Phelps around! ...But then a few timely, flexible knees to the body and head connect. Bucky gets hit REPEATEDLY...and then HAS to let go. NOW Bucky rolls up, and Phelps trips him up and goes for ANOTHER Ankle Lock...but then a ROLL UP by Bucky! 1-2-Phelps kicks out, but Bucky gets RIGHT back up. BICYCLE KICK-Phelps ducked and sent Bucky to the ropes! Bucky falls over and lands on the apron. Phelps turns around...eyes off of Connors...rehabs his neck...turns around...and sees Bucky flipping over the ropes and LARIAT-NO, BUCKSHOT TURNED INTO THE SIDE EFFECT! Phelps then Oklahoma Rolls Bucky and holds him in a VERY tight pin! ONE...TWO...THREE! Phelps escapes WITH his No. 1 Contendership! Michael Phelps dusts his hands off and shakes his head. "One day maybe YOU can keep up with a Grade S level Olympian, kid." Phelps turned to Moviebob, and pat his stomach. The champion took HIGH offense to this and glared RIGHT at Phelps.
-...But this staredown was cut off by Diddy Kong appearing onstage. Diddy, still sore from the beatdown he took a couple weeks ago at the hands of Moviebob, just spoke with Trebek. "Alex...those two have NO reason to FIGHT. It makes ZERO sense. Because everyone knows the REAL match at The Concert show...it's gonna be Phelps, of course...going one on one with THE LEADER OF THE PACK...THE KING OF THE KONGO...I'm talking about THE LEADER OF KONGA-GUN...DOOOOOOOOOOOONKEEEEEEEEEEEEY KOOOOOOOONG!" Phelps and Moviebob looked incredulously at the hypeman on the stage. Diddy rips the microphone from Alex and declares, "Konga-gun NEVER goes quietly into the night! We're ALWAYS IN YOUR FACE! Once I am medically cleared to compete, it's going to be ME...it's going to be ME and TINY KONG for The Tag Belts. And NEXT WEEK, my girl DIXIE gets Garnet one on one for that Women's Title! And Moviebob...after he takes back HIS BELT...he's coming for the guy who COST HIM his belt. EVERYTHING'S COMING BACK KONGA-GUN...ICHIIIIIIIBANANAAAAAAAAAA!"
-Diddy hands the mic back to Trebek, and holds up a finger. "KONGA-GUN NUMBER ONE! KONGA-GUN NUMBER ONE!"
Saitama w/Genos vs. Bowser Jr.
-Saitama comes for his match with Bowser Jr...but Trebek notices he is a bit sad. A stage promo is something he requests, but Saitama brushes it off. Instead, Genos gets sent there in his stead. "...Master Saitama wishes for...more. He wants a challenge in the ring. A TRUE time and tested battle. The people he's been given are...tune-up bouts. ...Maybe at best fist warm-ups. This is in no way meant to demean these opponents. However...Master Saitama wants a bigger challenge. A better challenge. He has contemplated leaving GPW if one does not show up. I personally wish for him to stay here. So I ask...IMPLORE even...anyone who wishes for the match of their life...Master Saitama is here. He WILL be waiting. ANYONE is eligible."
-Of course, Bowser Jr. looks QUITE nervous...but he's willing to see if he can crack The Saitama code. A bored One Punch Man just stares down Bowser Jr., not really giving him any emotion. Now Bowser Jr. WAS going to rush him, but reared back REAL QUICK when he saw that fist. "WAITWAITWAIT LET'S MAKE IT FAIR...let's GRAPPLE...no SUPER STRENGTH, just GRAPPLING." An interesting proposal. Saitama wasn't really TRYING to use super strength. He just naturally hit this way when holding back. He was game for grappling. Bowser Jr. tried a test of strength...but THAT was a dumb move. So Bowser Jr. instead dropped down and ACTUALLY MONKEY FLIPPED Saitama over him! Saitama did not have a counter for this. Now a Headlock! Bowser Jr. was grinning like a mad idiot right now. "Haha I actually have you in a HEADLOCK! HAHAAA! Now Saitama was able to get up, no problem. But Bowser Jr. forearms him in the face and Hip Tosses Saitama! BACK into the Headlock! Now a Front Headlock! Bowser Jr. wasn't some technician. He just knew how to apply a basic hold. ...The same may not be able to be said by Saitama. Of course, Saitama naturally broke free from this and raised an eyebrow. RIGHT HAND-Bowser Jr. rolled out the ring! This match is going three minutes. Longest Saitama match yet. Saitama goes to chase him down.
-...But he nearly sneezes...and Saitama feels something tickling his nose...
-...upon further inspect, Saitama can see what it is...
-...a black feather.
-The crowd pops HUGE...not out of love, but out of SHOCK. Saitama looks around, very nonchalant. Bowser Jr. gets the HECK out of there as FEATHERS begin to fall down the arena. (JR: OH...my God in Heaven...) And NOW the lights go out...and black feathers fall down EN MASSE...(Chiseled Adonis: It's DARKER than HABIT the RABBIT's basement up in here, what's goin' on!?)
-...the lights come back on...
-...JR: MY GOD! SAITAMA...HE'S-HE'S BACK! SAITAMA IN THE HANDS OF SEPHIROTH! SAITAMA IN THE HANDS OF THE ONE WINGED ANGEL!
Chiseled Adonis: SOMEBODY BREAK OUT THE TAX FORMS CAUSE WE GOT OURSELVES A RETURN! WHERE THIS DUDE BEEN ALL THIS TIME!? HE BEEN GONE SINCE STEVEN UNIVERSE WHUPPED HIS ASS SOMETHING FIERCE! AND HE GOT THE GALL TO RETURN RIGHT NOW!?
CHOKESLAM TO SAITAMA THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
-Saitama convulsed on the slam...and tried sitting up. HE GETS KICKED IN THE FACE! Saitama arches his back in pain while Genos comes running to his aide! Now with a microphone in hand, Sephiroth declares...
-..."Challenge accepted."
-...Cue the lights turning off...and the white feathers ascending upward...
-...and Sephiroth has left the building. The crowd was in SHOCK, chanting, "HOLY SH*T!" from the moment. SAITAMA VS. SEPHIROTH at THE CONCERT at the end of the month. Saitama rubs his head...and as Genos sees if he's okay...Saitama grows a slight smirk.
-"I think I'll be okay, Genos."
No. 1 Contendership for The GPW Women's Championship: Amethyst vs. Velvet House
-Amethyst had but ONE thing on her mind...getting the belt that's been avoiding her for ages. All she's ever wanted was The Women's Title. All she ever wanted among the Gems was recognition. Now while she wouldn't openly state Garnet as in her way, she DID bring up one person as being in her way. In the inset promo, Amethyst declared: "For once, I just want someone to recognize who I am...to be REMINDED of who I can BECOME. I came in HOT at the beginning of last year, and now barely anyone talks about me. Velvet House can complain about a lot, but she can't complain about lack of attention. So if she wants to keep whining about PCUW and who knows what else, she can...just don't do it in MY ring. MY title match comes SOON once I get past her. Stupid little robot girl can go somewhere else and pitch a fit after she gets FWA matches with Sora T. and No. 1 Contender Matches."
-Velvet had been dealing with Amethyst all month, and as we near the end of this match, we can see the fighting escalate into excruciating brutality. Amethyst was a hard hitter in the ring, and she could take a lot of offense. Velvet was VERY MUCH a hard hitter and a hard submission machine. Her goal was to wear Amethyst down. Her goal was to weaken Amethyst. Now Amethyst was almost locked into The Triangle Choke, she slipped out and grabbed the waist of Velvet. DEADLIFT GERMAN WITH A BRIDGE! 1...2-Velvet kicks out, and yet she STILL gets KICKED In the FACE! Velvet bounces off the ropes, and Amethyst can FEEL IT...POP UP...POWER-HURRICANRANA! FLIPPED AMETHYST RIGHT ONTO HER BACK! ONE...TWO-TRANSITIONS THE SEATED SENTON PIN INTO A TRIANGLE CHOKE! AND AMETHYST...TRYING TO ESCAPE...TRYING TO GRAB THE ROPES...trying to fight out of it...getting weaker...and weaker...and weaker...Velvet choking the LIFE out of her...Velvet has Amethyst unmoving...
-...and Velvet FINALLY has her Women's Championship match! Velvet House is THE No. 1 Contender. Now as Velvet makes her way up the ramp, Garnet runs out to assist Amethyst. Pearl also comes out to try and help her friend and teammate. Velvet, next to Trebek, is asked about how this victory is the next step towards her ultimate championship goal. "I've sat through a lot of trash in my time at these other companies. I've watched people get matches they never deserved. I've watched people POUND THE DRUM for others over me in numerous companies. I've sat in the back and watched nepotism go on before my VERY EYES. I'm not WHINING, Amethyst...I'm speaking TRUTH and FIXING whatever ails the world. You weren't going to stop me from getting my match. ...And keep in mind...I know I can beat Garnet. I've done it before. And GPW wants to push GARNET as THE WOMAN around here...I see where this is going, and I'm going to put a stop to it very soon. I've been through this too much to let it happen again. The Crystal Gems...will...be...terminated."
Main Event - GPW World Heavyweight Championship: Steven Universe (c) vs. Yaseen Khan w/Dacia Ambrosia
-Through the entire show, we have seen Steven Universe prepare for his title match...but we've mostly seen Yaseen Khan prep for his match via mirror exercises. Yaseen blows a kiss to himself...and we assume Dacia is holding the mirror. It isn't until a later segment when we see that it's Adam Price holding the mirror and Dacia flexing her strong girl muscles in front of it with him. Adam Price rips the VERY expensive price tag off the mirror and the...supposed trio now heads out to the front...wut.
-When asked about this, Yaseen gave us an inset promo...
"The handsomest devil in GPW just became the handsomest DUO in GPW..." Yaseen smirked, "Adam Price AKA Adam Morebucks AKA Daddy Money has just gifted The Khan Foundation with LARGE SUMS of MONEY. All I had to do was...well...with these good looks, what do you THINK I had to do?"
Price weirdly looks at Khan and raises an eyebrow. "All you had to do was promise that we combine momentum to become champions. See, I lost my last bodyguard due to...heheh...well, he wasn't CUTTING it for me. That's when I learned that I didn't need a do-nothing bodyguard...I needed a FRIEND to watch my back. I scratch his back, he scratches mine. That's how we young millenials do. We help one another. Myself...a blueblood, white collar American...and Yaseen Khan, a rough and tumble immigrant from the lower class...isn't this what America is all about? Unity?"
-"Working together is a very good plan...of course, it's happened at the right time. Steven Universe...ONE on ONE...with The BIG DADDY KHAN. I think it's time that world title come right into my arms, kiddo."
Coming Next Week:
-We get advertisements for Donkey Kong vs. Moviebob for The Horizon Championship next week, Dixie Kong vs. Garnet for The Women's Championship, The Runaway Guys will defend their belts against The Cop Cards. Also next week, we get Hercules discussing what he'll do after his loss to Kevin at Fall Brawl...and an appearance...
-...by this man holding a SKULL in his hands. The Afterlife-flanked by Valvatorez, Fenrich, and Dr. Gustave backstage-will appear next week. In his hands...the actual skull of Jack Krueger. It's going to be heavy next week...
Main Event - GPW World Heavyweight Championship: Steven Universe (c) vs. Yaseen Khan w/Dacia Ambrosia and Adam Price
-Of course, Steven Universe came out to do a brief promo about not only his opponents...but a future opponent. "I'm making sure Kevin and I collide at The Concert. He came into GPW and made a name off of MY back...I'm gonna make sure I repay the favor. But right now, I have a rising star in Yaseen Khan...who feels the need to have Adam Price riding his back to stardom. If Yaseen wanted a real match, I'd have more respect for him. But he lets Price leech off of him, thinking it can help them both. I'm gonna show you all why I'm STILL The GPW Champion...and why I'm STILL the guy. I represent GPW PROUDLY...and I won't stop supporting this company nor the fans who put me here." Now Steven and Yaseen had a pedestrian match in the beginning, though this could be chalked up to Yaseen carrying the beginning while Steven was still sore from Fall Brawl and The FWAs. Of course, things began to pick up near the end...
-Yaseen...Steven on the ground...begins to head to the top of the far right corner...and stands tall. Price throws a few dollars into the air as Yaseen dives off...ELBOW DROP! Diving Elbow Drop to Steven Universe! And now Khan dusts his hands off and kisses his muscles again before heading to the far right corner again. Dacia raises a fist...and then raises a tiny mirror for Yaseen to check himself. Everything all good. Yaseen stomps his feet...and shuffles...SUPERKICK-Steven sidesteps and FRONT DROPKICK! Yaseen falls over, Steven leaps up and SENTON! Steven feels it...HE FEELS IT...CHOP takes Yaseen down...Yaseen gets back up again and GETS CHOPPED! Khan back up...and Inverted Atomic Drop! GAMENGIRI from Steven! Husky but light on his feet, Steven points to the top of the near right corner. He makes the climb...Yaseen tries to get up...Steven DIVES OFF...
-...KNEES TO THE BACK! The Skills (Diving Senton)! Steven rolls around in pain while Yaseen runs to the ropes and holds onto them! Khan PREPPING IT...PREPPING IT...
-...Steven gets up...
-...and turns RIGHT INTO THE SUPERKICK! STEVEN GETS DROPPED, AND YASEEN FALLS INTO THE PIN!
-ONE...
-TWO...
-STEVEN KICKS OUT! Khan holding his head in disbelief! HOW DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT!?
-Yaseen runs to the ropes and holds them again...readying his foot...readying his kick one more time...Steven gets up...and Universe turns AND COUNTERS THE KICK! He grabs Yaseen's head and THROWS HIM right outside the ring! Steven sees Price about to go for his feet, but Steve leaps over them! Price is about to fight...
-...but his eyes widen, causing him to grab Yaseen and drag him out of there! Dacia follows right behind...and Steven goes on the chase-NOT NOTICING DAVID WILLIAMS LEVELING STEVEN FROM BEHIND WITH A LARIAT!
"WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE NOW!?" Asked Jim Ross, "I THOUGHT THEY ONLY HAD ISSUES WITH JACKSON!?"
"THEY MUST BE A NEW YORK DELI CAUSE THEY GOT BEEF FOR EVERYBODY!" Chiseled Adonis threw out.
-The bell rings, a DQ win for Steven (and a guaranteed title rematch at a later date for Yaseen Khan, per GPW rules)...and a TWO ON ONE BEATDOWN by Frost Bite! "He's the MAN around here, huh? He's GPW's representative!" Jeremy sarcastically pointed out to David. The son of Omega smirked, "That means he's EVERYTHING WRONG with the business right now. He CONDONES IT! Blakes' and Lyon's pet project!" David and Jeremy WAIL on Steven with fists! Steven manages to push them away, and rolls into the ring. Jeremy and David run RIGHT in there...
-...AND STEVEN DROPS JEREMY WITH A RIGHT HAND! And SHOULDER TACKLE TO THE GUT OF DAVID! Jeremy right back up, the crowd has LIFE! Steven fighting back as HARD AS HE CAN! Steven Clotheslines Jeremy! Turns right around and SHOULDERS David! Turns right around and ELBOWS Jeremy! Turns around into The Ice Kick (Buzzsaw Kick)! Steven TRYING to fight back. But the duo just ASSAULT HIM VICIOUSLY! And now David...Front Headlock...
-...Jeremy hits the ropes...AND THE DDT/CURB-STOMP COMBO LAYS OUT THE GPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! "THAT'S How you make a STATEMENT! THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE A STATEMENT! DO WE GOT YOUR ATTENTION!?" Jeremy screamed into the camera, while David throws up a fist. And RIGHT at this moment, even MORE SECURITY than earlier tonight rush out! Jeremy & David RUN RIGHT OUT OF THERE as security now just goes CHASING the duo into the crowd. Lucious runs out and screams, "SUSPENDED! BOTH OF Y'ALL SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ARENA! ...SONS OF BITCHES!" An INCENSED Lucious checks on the world champion, who was having a hard time getting up. That double head trauma messed him up. Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl ran out to check on Steven, alongside Connie. EMTs needed to also have a moment to see if he was fine. TBS and Michelle Williams called for an ambulance...
-...but then "Rockhouse" played out to a THUNDEROUS CHEER...
-...AS LEBRON JAMES AND MIKE TROUT RUN DOWN TO THE RING.
-"What? ...Oh Lord. GOD, NO..." Jim Ross held his head, "LeBron, not NOW. NOT NOW, YOU MANIAC, NOW NOW!"
"Come on, LeBron, you ain't got to DO THIS..." Adonis also said.
"Yeah, this is a SERIOUS MOMENT, James!" Todd said, "Pick another time, COME ON! PICK ANOTHER TIME!"
-LeBron slide into the ring told everyone to CLEAR OUT. "I'M GOING FOR THE TRIP! I WANT IN ON THE TRIP! IN FRONT OF MY LOS ANGELINOS, I WANT IN ON THE TRIP!" Lucious, Michelle, and Terry Sr...HAD to exit out. Per the rules of the Global Passport, LeBron was OWED this. The Crystal Gems were IGNITED with FURY. Even GARNET lost her cool and was close to decking James. But security had to escort the two out of there as Referee Nick Jeffries handed the Global Passport suitcase to the ring announcer, Daphne Blake. Blake was...not a fan of this, but she had a job. If this was ANY OTHER crowd, they'd be booing. But this was LOS ANGELES, and they cheered on LeBron James and Mike Trout. "GOAT! GOAT! GOAT! GOAT!" they chanted as Daphne announced...
-"...Ladies & gentlemen, LeBron James is GOING ON A TRIP to a championship match...THEREFORE, this is now a one on one bout...for The GPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!"
"COME ON!" Jim Ross yelled.
GPW World Heavyweight Championship: Steven Universe (c) vs. LeBron James
-AND SO THE BELL RINGS, with The Crystal Gems SCREAMING their lungs out. LeBron goes RIGHT DOWN and pins Steven!
-ONE...
-TWO...
-THR-
KICKOUT!
"HE'S GOT SOME LIFE! HE'S GOT SOME LIFE!" Jim Ross declared.
-James was not a fan...Steven STILL had life. He had to snuff it out. He hits the ropes, and comes back...LEG DROP-MISSES! Steven stumbles to his feet, not 100% there. But he knew he had a title defense...the biggest of his LIFE. Steven turns around, DUCKS a Clothesline, and spins to ROUNDHOUSE LeBron! Pirouette! Steven stumbles...and comes back...SUPERMAN PUNCH! Gauntlet Smash! LeBron continues to stumble, but so does Steven. But Universe pops LeBron up...POP-UP POWERBOMB! GEMBOMB! PIN TIME! HE COVERS LEBRON!
"OUR RESILIENT CHAMPION! HE'S HAD SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HIM! THOSE BASTARDS COULDN'T RIP HIS CHAMPION SPIRIT OUT OF HIM!" Jim Ross declared.
"STEVEN GOT THE ONE...THE TWO-AAAAW JAMES KICKED OUT WITH HIS MIGHTY GOAT LEGS!" Chiseled Adonis declared.
-James gets up...on all fours...Steven sits up, starting to get SOME fire. He tries to climb to the top...he gets there...LeBron grits his teeth...Steven LEAPS OFF...
-...AND HE MISSES THE SKILLS! LEBRON ROLLED OUT THE WAY! James hits the ropes...
-...James comes back...LEAPS INTO THE AIR...
-...THE LAKER LEG DROP! THE ATOMIC LEG GETS DROPPED ON STEVEN! LEBRON HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
-"NO! COME ON...NO..." Jim Ross screamed.
-ONE...
-...TWO...
-...THREE!
"SON OF A BITCH!" Jim cursed as the bell rung!
"LEBROOON JAAAAMES! THE KIIING! WITH THE BIGGEST CONQUEST OF HIS WHOLE DAMN CAREER! MY GOD, HE STOLE IT! HE DAMN NEAR BASICALLY STOLE THAT BELT!" Chiseled Adonis declared, "BUT IT'S HIIIS! AND LOS ANGELES IS ABOUT TO HAVE A PARTY! THIS THE FIRST TIME THEY LAKERS SEEN GOLD SINCE KOBE BLEW UP THE TEAM!"
-LEBRON...JAMES...
-The NBA Superstar holds his face while Mike Trout snatches the belt from the ringside area. Nick Jeffries holds his hand up, while Daphne Blake declares...
-"Heeere is your winner...and THE NEW Global Pride Wrestling Havyweight Champion of The World...LEBRON JAMES!"
-"Absolutely APPALLED by THE ACTIONS of LeBron James. He saw what happened-"
"And that's why he did it, Ross...come on, you know the story by now..." Todd shook his head, "I can't condone it, but I can at least praise results. The Sports Authority gets their FIRST WORLD TITLE. LEBRON JAMES with The Sports Authority's BIGGEST WIN YET. YOUR WINNER, ladies & gentlemen...much as we may hate it."
-Trout wraps the belt around LeBron's waist, and James just seems like he's about to break down. "WE BOUT TO HAVE A PARADE, Y'ALL! I TOLD Y'ALL I'D BRING GOLD BACK TO L.A.! WE HAVIN' A PARADE NEXT WEEK! WE DID IT! I DID IT!" Belichick raises the hand of LeBron, and points to his new World Champion. "THIS...is what a TRUE CHAMPION looks like..." Bill told the world. Mike Trout and Sidney Crosby clapped for their SA brother. The Crystal Gems are fuming, but the anger soon turns into sorrow...Steven lost the belt. Steven is no longer world champion. Steven's not at the top of the mountain anymore. Connie hugs Steven's hand while medics cart him away from the scene. Los Angeles was about to have a party.
-And so Meltdown ends with LeBron James kissing his NEW title and holding it up for the world to see. He mouths one thing to the camera as we fade to black...
-"It feels good being king."
-.-.-
GPW Prime 9
Remi & Christa w/NeNe Tendo vs. The Killer Queens (local talent)
-GPW Prime opens with Remi & Christa fighting local talent. The biggest thing here for The Women's Tag Title suitcase holders is their new manager, NeNe Tendo. An inset promo plays...
-"The Nintendo Nation needed a new tag team, and this was PEEERFECT. Bourdeaux and Moxley are two FUTURE tag team champions. It all depends on when they feel it's time to cash it in...maybe when they're introduced into Smash as DLC? I think so."
Nene's words annoyed Remi, who just says, "Manager or not, we're pretty much set...we have the chance to become future tag team champions. It worked for Oney...it worked for James...it'll work for us. ALL just a matter of WHEN we cash in."
"Network...Entourage...doesn't matter who wins...we're ALWAYS watching," Moxley smirks as the promo ends.
-The suitcase holds win via Headlock Driver from Christa, followed by Remi with a Frog Splash to put the match away.
Amelia McBride vs. Elsie Drago
-In a more premiere match for the show, Amelia McBride faced off against Elsie Drago. Drago, who hadn't been on TV for a while, was a little rusty. Still, she was able to get her lulz in via repeatedly annoying Amelia. Amelia has an inset promo, where she says, "The past three months have been fun...but I'm looking for a bit more on my end. I want in on some fun this month. So let's see who has what it takes to take me on every week..."
-Amelia wins via The Permanent Record (Rear Chancery), causing Elsie to tap out. McBride takes her win and exits, holding up fingers and saying, "ONE DOWN...three more to go..."
The Disney Princesses (Sofia the First & "Fancy" Nancy Clancy w/Charlie Duncan) vs. The The Runaways (Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru w/Molly Hayes)
-The Disney Princesses vs. The Runaways has the potential to be a No. 1 Contenders' bout. Charlie wants ONE thing...tag team championship gold around her team's waists. The Runaways want to win BACK the gold they lost all those months ago. Who wins this bout? Well Nico Minoru is close to putting it away, but Charlie runs in and attacks her! The DQ happens, and The Disney Princesses cut their losses and head to the back. Of course, this means The Runaways want some extra time with them in the future. "We're DISNEY ROYALTY..." Charlie yells out, "We run YOU, Marvel weirdos! NEVER forget that!"
Stage Segment: Nick?
-For SOME odd reason, NICK LEO comes onto the stage. The Nickelodeon gijinka being here is strange. Millie yells, "This is the WOMAN'S show for tonight. What are you doing here?"
Nick responds with a raised finger, "I know! Which means there MUST be ANY woman here who can answer my call!" See, Nick REALLY wants to join in on The King & Queen of GPW Tournament, but he can't seem to find a partner through backstage means. So RIGHT NOW, he's calling out to ANY woman in the back who wants a chance at fighting for the tournament. "I need a partner...can someone be MY...partner." Milly & Tamiya find this very strange...
-...but SOMEONE does come out. It's Denise Chanel, Disney Channel gijinka. Why? Well, in her words, "Nick...we're alike...we're gijinkas...we were made to PLEASE the masses...ENTERTAIN families. We've had our fair shares of classics AND duds. But we never stop trying to make quality entertainment. ...Normally. I'll take the call, cause if we're ALREADY King & Queen of TV...we may as well be King & Queen of the ring."
-And so, the union was set. Nick Leo & Denise, THE premiere television duo, are now going to team together for The K&Q Tournament. They already join Lilancia, The MacBeths, and APPARENTLY the union of Kevin Stone & Twyla Twitter being announced on Twitter earlier! Four spots remain...
Main Event - GPW Women's Tag Team Championships: The Social Network (Twyla Twitter & Faye Booker w/Stanley Graham) (c) vs. The Women of SNK (Iroha & Yuri Sakazaki w/Bonne Jenet)
-This main event even comes equipped with Twyla & Faye bringing out Kevin Stone and his sister. Stone and Blake take a seat at commentary to talk about their union with The Social Network. Of course, it is all a curious case. But the general idea: Blake Stone felt his brother needed a publicist to get his real image out there. Kevin Stone was not in favor of it at first...but between coming close for FWAs and this tournament, it was all coming up for him. Yes, he lost his world title match at Fall Brawl...but he was not without upside. "I'm going to win The King & Queen of GPW Tournament and retake my spot as No. 1 Contender. It's in my immediate future to become champion. ...#FutureChamp #SetInStone"
-Now in the ring, Twyla and Faye were feeling themselves. Iroha & Yuri, former contenders in their own right, have needed this shot for a while. The spotlight has been off of their stable for a while. Now Bonne Jenet knows the feeling of being Queen of GPW, and even won the Women's Title due to it. She had her own words...
-"Will I be entering the tournament again? ...Of course. I just need to find the right partner. My old partner is gone, and I feel as if my next partner needs to be JUST as good...JUST as talented...as my old one. So who will it be? ...Just find out, dears."
-Of course, Twyla & Faye retain the champions via Account Banned to Yuri. And the duo regain their belts...
-...but as they turn around, they find THE OLYMPIC ENTOURAGE has stolen their PHONES. Kevin Stone gets up and runs down the ramp, while Stanley, Faye, & Twyla see that The OE has run through the crowd with their phones. "Oh well THIS should be INTERESTING, shouldn't it?" declared Kerri. When commentary asked about why they seem more worried than normal, Blake told them that Stanley's, Twyla's, and Faye's phones are basically the master controls to all of Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter. ...Also, it has a lot of private information that does NOT need to get leaked, from Twyla & Faye's personal lives AND the Twitter and Facebook companies. Twyla and Faye go to chase them down, but The Olympic Entourage do not slow down. They run right out of sight with their phones, and a LOT of damage can be done to those social media apps as a whole. And this is how the show closes.
Young Guns Cup Round 1 (held in Los Angeles)
Toon Link vs. Gumball Watterson
-Gumball Watterson wins via Gum-Lock (Anaconda Vice)
Chum-Chum vs. Ferb Fletcher
-Ferb Fletcher taps out Chum-Chum with a Regal Stretch
Ness vs. Orel Puppington
-Ness defeats Orel via PK Rockin (Codebreaker)
Robotboy vs. Ninten
-Robotboy defeats Ninten via The Ro-Bottom (Standing Side Slam)
Negi Springfield vs. Dash
-Negi defeats Dash via Michinoku Driver and an Elbow Drop right after
Beat vs. Inertia
-Inertia defeats Beat via Vis Insita (Mushroom Stomp to the Back of the Head)
Tekka vs. 9-Volt
-Tekka defeats 9-Volt via Death Valley Driver
Louis Stevens vs. Jaxon Din
-Louis Stevens defeats Jaxon Din via Air Stevens (Senton Bomb)
Round 2 (later this month)
Gumball Watterson vs. Ferb Fletcher
Ness vs. Robotboy
Negi Springfield vs. Inertia
Tekka vs. Louis Stevens
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