Mavis didn't know who this guy in the green suit was, but he was pretty hot.
"I like you," she said. And then she got the zing!
Link was from Hyrule, but he got transported to Transylvania by a broken Triforce. Also it took his voice away but that was okay because he knew sign language.
Link did the sign language for "I like you, too." For the rest of the story if I say Link said something, he said it in sign language!
"Wow, we're perfect for each other!" Mavis said. "I hope you got the zing!"
"I got the zing zing zingity zing!" Link said.
"Wow, I bet you could even finish my-
-tax paperwork!" Link said.
"That's what I was going to say" Mavis said.
And then Link did her taxes for her.
The End