"Kim, I've gotta beep you but your beeper's off!" Ron said.
"What?" Kim said. "But I'm right here. You don't have to beep me. Now what's the sitch?"
"No, I've gotta beep you! That's what the song says! It says call me beep me if you wanna reach me!" Ron said.
"Fine, call me then," Kim said. She had her phone with her, just not her beeper.
So Ron called her and told her the problem. The problem was that he had to beep her but her beeper's off.
"But you just called me instead," Kim said.
"Oh yeah," Ron said. "Problem solved!"
The End