no, seriously. i gotta know. do they have darkrp in the balkan peninsula? do motherfuckers run eachother over and call vdm?

this isn't supposed to hold comedic value. i fancy myself a talented philosopher - i'm good at thinking. now, i'm not a philosopher's stone-level philosopher, but i'm most certainly a philosopher. i think big thoughts, baby.

my fat fuckin' brain has led me to some interesting topics - the morality of consensual genocide, good csgo strats, gta4 speedrun cheats, and most recently, whether or not they have darkrp in the balkans.

like, seriously, boys. think about it. you ever seen a balkanese motherfucker playing darkrp? maybe darkrp is a massive cultural landmark in the balkans, and they've even structured some of their justice system after it. i can see it now, motherfuckers getting 2 week balkan bans for RDM.

i've never personally met or known anybody from the balkans, though. i really have no insight into the topic other than pure speculation.

so, i really gotta know, fellas.

do they have darkrp in the balkans?