Sadly, Szayel wasn't allowed to go right to bed as Tia ordered him to come to the throne room.

"And so what do you want, O Evil One who makes me attend a meeting when I am dead tired?" He asked, doing his best to crawl across the throne room floor towards the throne. Halfway there, Szayel gave up and let himself sprawl on the floor like the tired person he was.

Tia glanced down and gave Grimmjow who was sitting at her feet a look. "What happened to you, Szayel?"

"Torture Ballet School…" Szayel replied in a mumble.

"Uh-huh…" Grimmjow hid a smile. Now all of what Ulquiorra told him was beginning to make sense. "And…can you hear us up here?"

"Yeah…"

"Good." Tia said, pleased she wouldn't have to put this idea off any longer. "Because I am assigning you and Ulquiorra Fracciones if you like it or not."

"But…" Szayel slurred, "I already have some…"

"Yes, I know you do. The variety of flavors is rather impressive. But I am going to give you fracciones who are useful in combat. Is that clear?"

"Yes… a much as it can be to a guy who just danced 'till he fell over… and so," Szayel asked the nice clean white floor he was practically kissing. "Who do I get? I am assuming you already decided."

Tia nodded. "I did. That is why Ulquiorra is anything but sad today. I gave him Doroni, the last of the Pravion. Anyhow, you get… I'm sorry. There are really no others left… The Terror Twins."

"Great…" Szyael was too tired to yell, so he gave Tia a rude gesture with the last of his strength. "Thanks for sticking me with Loly and Menoly. Not."

"I said I was sorry." Tia repeated, knowing she would react the same if she were in Szayel's shoes. "Anyhow, they are stronger than they look and I sent them to wait outside your place for orders."

"That's nice…" Szayel muttered. "But I don't think I can make it to my palace…"

"Then, I shall get Apache to bring them here." Tia gestured to her Fraccion with short black hair who disappeared. "And I hope you three get along. If not, think of this as a free meal."

"Fair enough…" The Fourth Espada suddenly remembered how hungry he was. "And… yeah…Somehow I missed lunch…and breakfast."
Tia sighed and smiled a little. "I will have it sent to your room."

"Thanks…" Szayel said, looking up just in time to see Apache re-appear with Loly and Menoly at her side. Loly looked like she had just vandalized his nice palace as she was covered in black paint and Menoly looked concerned. (Surely about the vandalism. Or so Szayel assumed.) "And I assume they are un-armed, Apache… Right?"

Tia's Fraccion shrugged. "Donno. Don't care."

"How nice of you…" Szayel frowned. "Anyhow, how are we… evil…things?"

"Fine." Loly replied, reaching up to fix one of her pig-tails. "But we don't like you. So, don't expect us to obey. And do you like scorpions? Because I painted a bunch on your palace doors."

Szayel looked up at Tia who sighed again.

"I don't care…" Szayel stated, breaking the long silence. "Paint what you want…."

"Cool." Loly pulled out another can of spray paint out of her bag on her shoulder. "Because I'm gonna finish mine tomorrow."

"Great. Now, let us introduce ourselves, shall we?" Szayel asked as nicely as he could. "I am the Fourth Espada, Szayelaporro Granz, Menos Lorde Class."

The two teenagers shared a look.

"Um…." Menoly tried her best to smile. "First things…first…um… I'm Menoly Mallia, Numeros #34, Adjuchas class…and not your lunch. And I really didn't want to serve under you because you do have a tendency to get…hungry."

Szayel nodded. He wasn't going to deny the fact he did eat his fracciones every so often. (And right now with the rations were turning out, he could hardly blame Menoly.) "And you?"

"Me?" Loly yawned, pointing to herself. "I'm a punk. End of introduction."

"Oh…" Szayel laughed. "So that is what I shall call you from now on, is it?"

"Yeah. That or Loly. And what should we call you Glasses?"

"Szayel-sama is fine. Any other questions?"

Loly crossed her arms and stared down at their Espada who was sprawled on the floor. "Yeah. A few. Quite a few. 1. What are the benefits of serving you? I mean, the other Numeros get rooms and sometimes uniforms. I hope you aren't going to make us wear something stupid like what ever you are wearing right now."

Oh… Great…Still wearing my ballet clothes, aren't I? Szayel thought before looking up at the terror twins who were both glaring at him. "Well, I thi-"

"I wasn't done talking." Loly said. "Second. What are your rules and don't tell me we have to do anything stupid… like kiss your shoes. (I heard from Findor that Barragan made all of them kiss his shoes when he walked by.) And I want to get one thing clear here: We are not your lunch. Try to eat us and we will attack you and trust me, we are stronger than we look."

"Same here." Szayel replied. "And so, you two stay in line and I won't eat you. Deal?"

"And as long as you don't treat us like one of your science projects, we have a deal." Menoly said, not wanting to be on the same level as Verona and all of those weird things.

"Deal." Szayel said, not sure why they thought they would be treated the same. Verona and the others were edible delights while these two would be able to fight and be far more useful. "Anything else?"

"Yes." Loly said. "What are the benefits of serving you?"

"Quite a few. 1. You each get to pick a Menos-Fraccion, such as Lumina to accompany you and use to your wish in combat. They heal a most any wound and you don't have to eat them all at once. Second, you can live in my palace if you wish and third, you have me to protect you. Now, that sounds rather silly, but trust me when I say I take good care of my fracciones."

Loly glanced at Menoly. "Right… You just want to eat us. I knew it…"

"I do not." Szayel snapped back. "Did I just agree not to by the way?"

"Yeah…" Menoly said, reaching up to fix her spiky blonde hair. "And so? What do you want us to do, Sayel-sama?"

"Well…maybe Menoly-san…help me off the floor. That would be a good start."

Author's note:

Here is to keep all of my readers up to date. I first posted this piece in Espadas Undercover as I felt Hollow Evolution really made no sense.

I was researching Hollow Evolution on Bleach wiki, and it makes no sense... as Adjuches have semi-human forms and look more like the fracciones of the Espadas by the definition feel more like Vasto Lordes due to their human looks and yet look like animal still. Yet, Tia is the only one who is a known Vasto Lorde at the time she became an Espada...

Yeah, I am really confused.

So, I am making up my own personal details as followed for the sake of my story and readers and otherwise. Aka my sanity. (And will be used across the span of my many Bleach fan-fictions.)

Okay. We have our basic hollow: Loud, hungry and rather stupid, but not completely so. And still looks like a giant animal/thing and has a few powers. (I am staying with the ones already set in place by Bleach Wiki. Moving on.) They eat a lot of human souls and eventually, turn into:

Menos Grande (Aka Gilligans) And are giant towers of doom that according to our dear wiki, one souls inside a Gilligan can take control of the whole being. Unless another one overrides it. (It's a lotta hard work to stay yourself inside a huge sea of…blah.) and have a lot of awesome powers including a basic Cero. And after eating a whole crew of your fellow (and rather stupid) Gillians. you become an:

Adjuchus (And this is where it gets confusing and prompted me to write this little guide. That might change if I come up with any new and interesting ideas. I just want to give my readers an idea.) There are a lot less of these bulky smaller-sized and little more animal looking hollows. But not giant and stupid like their first form. The also may look semi-human and have legs to walk on. They eat their other hollows and Adjuchus and have their own powers that are unique to them alone. However, if they don't eat other hollows, they returned to Gilligan form and can never become an Adjuchus again. Nor can any of the other souls inside them take over and return to Adjuchus form. But if any part is lost to another hollows, they cannot become Vasto Lordes or go back to Gilligan form.

(Now here is where I am going to add something as the leap from Adjuchus to Vasto Lorde is too large and vauge.)

And after successfully eating a whole boat full of your friends and all, you become a Menos Lorde: (Self Creations ahoy!) A lower class of Vasto Lord who still have some animal attributes and yet look rather human in size and form. With the eception of some cat ears or butterfly wings. And now you have a second set to individual powers and must still eat your friends. (Hey, they are aren't bad if you use some mustard and sauerkraut.) And any other hollow you loathe. Or just 'cause you are cranky and hungry.
Then. Finally.

The Vasto Lordes. The most powerful group of hollows who are the size of humans and have awesome powers.
Now, according to the good ol' Bleach Wiki, any hollow who removes it's mask becomes amazingly powerful. (That's why Tia, who is a Vasto Lorde was almost defeated by a basic hollow who took it's mask off.) and also in the Wiki, it states that any Arrancar who looks more human in appearance was a higher level to begin with.

So, here are the things we know.

Tia was a Vasto Lorde, so she looks almost human when she releases her sword. (Which is actually just regressing back to what they were before they became Arrancar. And all their animal attributes return.)

And we know that Fish-tank is of Gilligan Class. (Which has me confused. But this isn't my story…)

And Grimmjow must at least be a Vasto Lorde or a Menos Lord as he looks rather human when he a kitty. (Yea!) Nnoitra and Szayel must be at least Menos Lordes (I mean, these two surely took the world of hollows by storm.) and Nnoitra is so tall, it's not funny when he hits his head walking though the doorway anymore. It's just painful. Ulquiorra as well as he is of mostly human size….

Starrk, I have no clue on although I am assuming Vasto Lorde class. Barragan was the king of Heuco Mundo. He has to be one as well. And

Zommari, must be Adjuchus as he still looks like a pumpkin and strange. (This is where the rule of the mask removal comes in.)

Yammy is… Yammy. I have no idea….(A Yam?)

So, those are my thoughts on the matter as of right now.