"Well…" Nelliel sighed heavily. "That went well. Telling Ikkaku everything, great…and I've been over here trying to talk my brothers into not killing you. Why? Because you aren't so bad."

Yylfordt looked way up at the ceiling of his new found room that happened to be a jail cell in a Riatsu eating building. "I'll say. Thanks for telling your brothers not to kill me."

"Think nothing of it. At least The Soul Reapers aren't gonna-"

"Don't say that!" Yylfordt wished he could reach Nelliel to cover her mouth, but she was in her own cell across the hallway. "They might actually do that!"

"And what's wrong with that?" The young girl asked, just wanting to make her friend upset. "You're already dead."

"Nelliel-sama, I don't really want to go to Hell right now… I'm hot enough as is." Yylfordt wished he could lean against the cool stone wall, but every time he did, he felt more of his riatsu disappear. "And you don't want to go either."

"We'd be friends at least." Nelliel laughed, not really caring what happened to her. Ichigo was gone, she was hungry and it wasn't like she was ever going to get a rematch with Nnoitra or win in a body like this. "And I don't see us escaping anytime soon."

"I don't really want to escape…" Yylfordt admitted, glancing to the cells around him which were filled with criminals who were all sleeping due to their riatsu being almost nonexistent. "Nor do I want to end up like them… But I don't really want to make any more people angry."

"I don't give a shit." Nelliel muttered, glancing out of her small window where her two brothers were sitting, trying their best not to panic or cry. "I just wanna return to my normal form and settle the scores on my tab."

"I suppose you are right…"

"I am always right." Nelliel replied, turning her nose up in the air. And so is she.

'Why thank you.' A sweet voice coo'd from the depths of her mind. 'You are too kind, Oldelschwank. Now, shall we tell Yylfordt of us? Let alone our plan?'

No, no. I think it is best that he remain in the dark.

'True. Talking too much is a family trait after all.'

And all is set in motion… all we have to do is wait until the sun sets, Nelliel.

'And why is that?! I want to leave here now.'

"Because Crabs only come out at night, if I am correct."

"What?" Yylfordt looked up hearing Nelliel talking to herself in a sly voice. "What did you say?"

"Nothing."

'Thank goodness it is almost dark then.'

The 16th Numeros sighed and went back to his dreams of the past. Maybe Ikkaku is right… It was all of my fault and still is. No, no, Yylfordt, don't think like that! I am a good person, damn it! I just… I don't know what I did. I don't remember anything of who I was. Maybe he knew, I know he did… but why don't-

Yylfordt was thrown against the metal bars as wall of his cell imploded.

"What the…" He slowly climbed to his feet and wiped the dust of his eyes to see- "Holy-what the hell are you two doing here?!"

"Saving you." The other Blonde Arancarr with purple eyeliner said with a smile. "Fellow Blondie."

"But, but…" Yylfordt stammered, his whole body reeling from the impact of the blast. "Findorr! Santa Teresa!"

"Yeah… He didn't come after us, thank who ever lives where ever." Findorr Calius yawned and fixed a piece of his own long blonde hair behind his left ear. "So, fellow blonde who I thought was my nice twin, way, way back when we met:What's up?'

Yylfordt rushed forwards and hugged his rescuer, too overcome with joy to explain.

"There there…" Findorr patted his twin on the back and glanced at Charlotte Chuhlhourne who was breaking Nelliel out of the pokey. "We'll get you out here."
Nelliel walked over to the twin Arrancars and gave Findorr a small smile. "Thanks. Now, lets go before people notice."

"Good idea!" Charlotte picked up the little girl and put her on his shoulders. "And we can be super-sexy when we exit."

"I need my sword!" Yylfordt cried, suddenly realizing he was actually going to leave Soul Soceity and all of its backwards cultures. "I can't-' He glanced at Findorr who was smiling. "What?"

"We got it, bro."

Yylfordt's heart began to slow down. "Oh, thank goodness… and, you can call me bro. Because from you, it doesn't sound like a threat."

"Cool." Findorr turned to the large opening he and Charlotte had made with their Ceros (Or their, Beautiful Charlotte Chuhlhourne's Final Holy Wonderful Pretty Super Magnum Sexy Sexy Glamourous Cero(s)). "Let us leave now. Explain later."

Yylfordt nodded and was about to use soindo to leave his prison, when Findorr swept him right of the ground and into his arms. "Uh…" Yylfordt grinned at his Evil Twin. "Um… I don't really want a man, but thanks? You're handsome though."

Findorr laughed and gave Charlotte a look. "I am not a Prince Charming, Bro. I just thought you'd need help standing up since all of the other people here are so tired. And yeah, you're my Nice Twin, it would be wrong."

"Haha." Yylfordt loved his new friend so much. He and Findorr had only met a few times before now, but somehow Findorr seemed to be so nice to him. "Now, just promise me one thing before we leave."

"And what's that?"

"Don't beat me up."

"Deal." Findorr took a step and disappeared from the prison building along with Charlotte just as the 6th company security force came rushing up the steps.

"That was super close." Charlotte set Nelliel down on the ground of Garganta ten minutes later. "And we have to get out of here as soon as possible. No telling when something ugly is gonna sneak up on us."

"Agreed." Findorr glanced around the darkness, searching for any signs of any other hollows. "We have a few Menos in here with us and so, we should go back to the apartment."

"Apartment?" Yylfordt tried his best not to laugh. "Are you two the Super Sexy Couple?"

"No, no." Charlotte twittered, a blush coming to his face. "Findorr is far, far too ugly for my taste."

Yylfordt and his Evil Twin shared a look. Okay. So that's why…Typical Charlotte.

"Where is the apartment?" Nelliel asked from where she was sitting on a Super Sexy Shoulder, breaking a long silence.

"NYC." Charlotte danced down the walkway and were followed closely by Findorr and Nelliel's brothers who were on the look out for danger. "The most super-fab-hot-erotic-super-sexy-city in the world."

Yylfordt glanced up at Findorr who was busy walking. "I would hate to hear him tell us about his day."

"I do." Findorr replied, not sure how many times he had heard the word 'sexy' since last year. It was said so much, it lost its appeal. "And don't ask him about the weather."

"Will do, Bro."

"Good."

A while later, the crew stepped out onto the busy sidewalks of Times Square and Garganta closed behind them at Nelliel's command.

"And so, where is your apartment?" She asked the two Numeros who were so glad to be back in the human world where they could possibly belong.
Charlotte fixed his beautiful-super-sexy hair and stepped out into the road.

A taxi came to a sudden screech.

Yylfordt and Nelliel shared a glance as Findorr opened the door.

After they were all piled inside, Pesche asked, "How can they see you?"

"Gigais." Findorr put his hand over Charlotte's mouth before he could say a very, very long title. "Got it from Urahara who has a shop in NYC. Everyone does. Though we are paying out the ass for these."

"Runs a hard bargain, does he?" Yylfordt laughed, only to get a pair of scowls from his two rescuers, making him shrink back in his seat. "Okay… he does. Sorry. And thanks for rescuing us."

"Think nothing of it." Charlotte said, winking at Nelliel who winked back. "Nel and I here, we went shopping one day way back when and my super-erotic purchase went over and I didn't have the cash. So, sweet Little Nel here, spotted the cash. Since then, I owed her a favor."

"And now we are even." Nelliel grinned and reached up from where she was sitting in the Arrancar's lap to hug him. "So, what's happened and where are Baraggan's other Fracciones?"

"Dead." Findorr said.

Nelliel raised an eyebrow. "Really?"

"Hey." Yylfordt leaned over to Findorr who was sitting by the left window of the cab next to him. "She's been outta the loop for years."

"I heard that!" Nelliel screamed, pleased the driver could not hear it.

"But it's true…" Yylfordt muttered and only got an angry frown back. "Anyhow, Findorr…how are you still here?"

"And how are you still here?" Findorr asked back, their eyes meeting. "I woke up to a commotion one day and I peek out my window and I see your brother doing the Macarena in his pajamas. And I knew that the only time I would ever see him do something so bazaar and celebratory, is if you keeled over dead. So, I figured you were a goner!"

"Me too!" Yylfordt confessed, not sure if he wanted to see Szayel do the Macarena in his pajamas, but again, he was curious to if his brother could actually dance. "I hid behind the fourth wall, over there- see the duct tape?- and I was saved! What about you, Findorr? Everyone else was eaten by a swarm of Gilligan at Little Town Battle!"

"I hate to say this." Yylfordt's Evil twin said. "I really do. I really, really, really do. Charlotte saved my life."

Yylfordt was floored. "Uh… what?"

"Yes. I said it. Charlotte saved my life."

"How?"

"It know it sounds-"

"How?!" Yylfordt screamed, making everyone in the car jump all the way to the ceiling. "How did Charlotte save you?!"

Once everyone double checked their hearing, Findorr let out a long sigh. "Well… It was the day of the big battle and Charlotte had a clothes crisis… and I don't know why, but he made him come help him find the right outfit. By the time we were done, Tia was on the throne and you were in a body cast, Yylfordt. We saw it on the way out. We decided to sneak away during the speech and see if any of our friends survived, but they didn't. And so, we planned to retake Heuco Mundo as we were Barragan's servants and he was our king. But, our campaign in the forest of Menos only ended with all of our representatives being blown way by Tia. And Azzero was going to go to the human world and recruit Hollows, but he hasn't come back yet."

"Uh…" Yylfordt grinned widely. "Uh… Azzero is dead and I would watch your tails, Santa Teresa may be after you. I mean, if I had known Froggy was on a mission for you two, I wouldn't have sent him to Szayel and Nnoitra for breakfast. I am so sorry! I keep messing up!"

"Nah, you don't, bro." Findorr patted him on the shoulder. "You didn't know. Anyhow, we've been camping out here and we want our rightful place."
"And you really think you can beat Tia?" Yylfordt couldn't help but be a bit skeptical about Findorr and Charlotte's goals. "I don't-"

"We have Nelliel." Charlotte coo'd, hugging the young girl who laughed in surprise. "My sweet little sis! And she's stronger than Harribel. Take in mind Harribel the Horrible was her replacement after Non-Stick Man broke her mask."

"And when did I walk into a cooking store?" Yylfordt snickered.

"Welcome to Charlotte Land," Findorr announced as the taxi came to a stop in front of a small apartment building that was not a sham, but not quite a beauty. "Everyone off, ding, ding!"

Yylfordt climbed out of the taxi and bent down and kissed the ground. "Freedom."

Author's Note: I really wanted to have Findorr and Charlotte in the story and they just appeared now. Thank goodness my computer crashed or this would have never happened! Hehe.