"And you get to sit next to the emergency exit for the flight." Findorr whispered to Yylfordt as he sat down on the airplane an hour and half later. "Got it?"
"Got it…" Yylfordt grouched, curling up on the floor by the exit the best he could. "And how long is this flight?"
"7 hours and 30 minutes. Not long." Findorr was so glad that he had worked as many hours as he could at a retro clothes shop this past year or he wouldn't have been able to buy this $1,200 dollar ticket. And that was just from his own income. Charlotte on the other hand made a good 5,000 a week at the drag club. So the two were pretty well off. "Sit back and relax…"
Yylfordt frowned and stole the Sky Mall Magazine out of the seat in front of Findorr. "I'm reading this. Talk to you in eight hours."
"I hope the twins aren't too upset with me tomorrow." Szayel muttered, closing the door of Nnoitra's small room after he stepped inside. "Sometimes I truly have no idea why I do the things I do. But that's okay. So, how was your day?"
"It was fine." Nnoitra replied from where he was sitting on his bed, finishing the last volume of Hellsing. "Not mu-"
"Well, my day was crazy." Szayel continued, walking over to the window to stare at the dark sky beyond. "The twins would shut the hell up about how I was treating them so cruelly and how Aizen treated them like some kind of dad or something frickin' insane. So I guess I got a bit mad. But their organs will be replaced later tonight as I have a few laying around my lab. Anyhow, I thankfully found out that in fact I am still more powerful than they are. Sure I have a few scratches, but they will be fine. So, how is your book?"
"It's-"
"I already finished the manga last night and I have to say it is a very touching ending if you think about it. And- (Complete Spoilers For Hellsing are Censored), and I really liked it. I am really tired and so I am going to go right to bed after I take a shower, it's so sandy out there."
Szayel turned and headed to the shower, leaving Nnoitra sitting on his bed, in shock.
No! That isn't how Hellsing is to end! And… and… Szayel just spoiled all of the story!
"I hate you!" Nnoitra screamed, slamming his manga book shut. "And yeah, My day was great until you spoiled the end of my favorite manga since Battle Royale! AHHHH! Szayel! Get out here! I have to talk to you now!"
The bathroom door opened and Szayel peeped out from inside. "Whatcha want? The water's running right now because it's shower day! Which is amazing! But it's not very hot and I want to make sure-"
"Szayel. Never spoil any manga I read."
"Okay. I won't do it anymore. But you see, I really just wanted to-"
"And." Nnoitra added, "Tomorrow I am taking you on a trip to talk with your brother. You two need to speak to one another and settle all of-"
The door shut with a slam.
Nnoitra sighed and opened the boring and useless pages of Hellsing. He figured it was worth reading what he already knew. And I'll talk to him after he's out of the shower in a few…
Sure enough, the water was shut off by Tia five minutes later from where she was monitoring the water usage and time. All of the Arrancars were given a bi-weekly five minute shower since Aaroniero picked up the drinking water which was holding up quite well.
Nnoitra let Szayel sit down on the side of the bed wrapped in a towel and begin to dry his pink hair off before saying, "Szayel, I was saying before that I am going to take you to talk with your brother tomorrow. You two need to just be locked in a room and force to talk and are you listening to me?'
Szayel said nothing and continued to work on his dripping hair.
"It's not going to work." Nnoitra reached out and gently shook Szayel who continued to ignore him. "Giving the silent treatment isn't the way to go because if you like or not, I am taking you to London tomorrow."
Szayel shrugged and opened his nightstand drawer full of papers and pulled out a purple lipstick and a mirror.
"So, you aren't even going to talk to me?" Nnoitra asked, not sure why in the world his husband had the sudden urge to put on makeup. "I am on your side, I always will be. I want you to know that. Now, is there anything you want me to know before I make you talk to Yylfordt?"
Szayel rolled the tube of lipstick back down and after putting the cap on, tossed it in the drawer. "Good night." He laid down on the bed and closed his eyes, his hand reached up and turned out the light. Leaving Nnoitra once again in the dark and defeated by Szayel's talent of ignoring people.