Icetail of WindClan – Meta-If: Scenario 2 - You are running from a psychotic maniac. A cliff is in front of you and you can't turn back. All you have with you is an empty gun, a blunt knife and a frozen ice pack. What do you do? Everyone answer.
Gary: I say, what an excellent imagination you have Agent Icetail, Rookie must've trained you well. I say to combine everything I have and create a "Frozenknifeshooter 3000"! I should begin right away!
Rookie: When is this going to happen?! We must be prepared!
Dot: I'd dress up like a mountain using the ice pack to make it look like the snowy peak.
Jet Pack Guy: How dumb do you think I am? I'd fly!
Belle: Another knife! Awesome! I'll stab the fish out of that crazy psycho maniac!
Me: Well first of all, where do you come up with this stuff? Second, what I'd do is use the knife to cut up the icepack and make them slip; even though the gun is empty I'd use it mostly for scare instead of self-defense.
Zanerexn41: to herbert: guess what i had for lunch? clutzy
to rookie: here in case you lose your ducky, i got you a replacement -gives- -face turns red-
Herbert: Give him back you pathetic penguin!
Rookie: Another ducky! *grabs ducky*
Cuddles140: Belle, I am quite crazy. I am also okay with that.
Question: What letter begins the alphabet?
A: C. C: B
B: D D: A
Me: D: A
Missygirl156: Herbert, do you have a crush? :)
Herbert: Well, there was this female bear named Hermoine but….. Wait a minute, WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS?!
Brittney9100: Hey Gary, did you know that I'm kinda starting to act like you?
Herbert you suck, you know that right? X3
Gary: How so?
Herbert: Blargle.
Lilly Aldean: For Gary: Your face...it's stupid.
For Rookie: I hid your cookies from you.
*Uses a projector to show everyone JPS's baby pictures.*
For Jet: What would you do if I told everyone about the day you came crying to me?
Gary: Agent B?!
Me: On my way…. *flips to October and beats you up*
Rookie: Nooooo! I want my cookies!
Jet Pack Guy: I never did that! Stop lying!
Lolumroller: gary:may i please have flying potion so i can fly besides jpg? -makes cute face-please?
herbert:i have klutzy but he's dead so zanerxn41 ate -shaves your fur off and wraps myself in it- MINE!
belle:GIVE ME BELLYKID'S KNIFE BACK BEFORE I GET MY SWORD AND STAB YOU!
rookie:an orange puffle ate your crayon i buy you new ones?
dot:what's your favorite color
Gary: Well, it's still in the development stage so I cannot, I am sorry.
Herbert: *shivers* G-g-give m-me m-my f-fur b-back?!
Lake Blue1: For Bellykid: How did you become the most popular Club Penguin author on Fanfiction?
Me: I'm flattered that you think that way, but I highly doubt I'm the most popular author on Fanfiction. But success comes from hard work. If you work hard enough and put enough feeling and thought into your stories, you could become the most popular author on Fanfiction.
Jessie9095: What is your opinion on mythology, mainly Greek and Roman?
To Dot: Why do you like to wear disguises?
Me: Greek mythology is amazing and very in-depth with a lot of different things. Can't say I care for the Roman Mythology too much though.
Dot: It's my specialty.
Candygirl4226: Gary- :O How dare you not help me with my book report that's due next month when I start school! I have to go to the most evil place! THE LIBRARY! D:
Jet Pack Guy- Can I borrow your jet pack to fly to Japan? PLEASE?! :3
Gary: The library can be a very exciting place! Just try it!
Jet Pack Guy: No!
Dalekcaan1: Gary,do you know what the number pie is?I
Gary: Indeed I do.