Icetail of WindClan – Meta-If: Rookie has not trained me, it's called being ready for anything. Anyway. Scenario 3: you're stuck on the roof of the coffee shop. The shop is burning. You do NOT have a jetpack! You do have a backpack of 3 icepacks, a rope and large sack of dirt. What do you do? All need to answer.

Gary: Actually Agent Rookie has indeed trained you that well. First I will take a sip of coffee, and then I'd use the ice to put out the fire and exit through the front door.

Rookie: IM SCARED! *begins to cry*

Jet Pack Guy: Why don't have my jet pack?! I always have it! I'd fly away!

Me: I'd use the dirt to break my fall and use the rope to slow myself down when I jump off the building, I could use the ice just in case something goes wrong.

Dot: I could use the dirt to dress up like a mattress and jump straight down.

Belle: Throw my sister down and jump on top of her.

Me: Belle, you can leave now.

Belle: No I think I'll stay!

Me: -_-

Zanerexn41: herbert: im not pathetic, you are cuz i destroyed the death star, foiled your plans of operation blackout, and foiled your plans of operation hot sauce, get a life man

rookie: no problem v

gary:if you could describe me in one word, what would it be?

Herbert: I am hereby smarter than you agents will ever be!

Gary: Resourceful

Jessie9095: To Rookie: Do you like cookies? Rate it from the numbers 1-10.

Rookie: 10 million gazillion billion! Wait, is that a number?

Lilly Aldean: *lights a match before Belykid can get to me*
For Jet: Yea you did. *makes troll face* I got it on video. *shows people video*
For Gary: How come your eyes are little dots instead of normal eyes...you creepy.
Another one for Jet: What would you do if I used my remote to melt your jet pack?

Bellykid: Curse you….

Jet Pack Guy: Stop that! I'd leave you forever and get it fixed.

Gary: Um, I beg your pardon?

Lolumroller: for all mascots:you're in a haunted house and 5 vampires, 2 poisoned ghouls,a crazy chainsaw man,and 7 ghost begin to attack your only weapons are a stick,fire,and do you do?

Gary: Well because ghosts are not weak to fire, I'd probably turn into a ghost myself.

Dot: Well, become a ghost!

Rookie: Didn't you hear the song? Ghosts just wanna dance!

Me: Use the stick and make it into a cross..

Belle: Burn them alive.

CrazyLips: For Gary: How do you say elephant in chinese?
For Jet: How old r u? 34?
For Dot: Will you sing for me?
For Rookie: NACHOS! NACHOS EVERYONE FREE NACHOS! GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!
For Belle: You stole my lollipop! *cries*
For Bellykid; How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
For Rockhopper: Where have YOU been all this time?

Gary: To say elephant in Chinese is, "Xiàng"

Jet Pack Guy: No

Dot: No

Rookie: NACHOS!

Belle: Get over it!

Me: A woodchuck could chuck chunks of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Rockhopper: Arg! I be on Rockhopper Island of course! I've been having a blast arg!

Candygirl4226: Jet Pack Guy- You're a jerk! :(

Gary- I rather read Creepy Pasta stories than to go the library... Library it is! :)

Rookie- Do you want a cupcake made by Pinkie Pie? It's juicy! They are to die for! -evil laugh-

Jet Pack Guy: What did I do?!

Gary: Fantastic

Rookie: Yay cupcake! *eats*

Brittney9100: Rookie: Can you give me my cookie please?

Bellykid5: Do you love Gary?

Dot: Do you have a crush on JPG?

Rookie: Aww! Why?

Me: Yes! Yes I do!

Dot: No!

Lake Blue1: But you are the most popular author that writes Club Penguin fanfic. :)
For Herbert: How come you can communicate with Klutzy while penguins can't? Did he teach you his special language or something?

Me: I'm pretty sure there's someone out there who's much better than me.

Herbert: I speak the natural language! I always have! But 2 of your agents can. The freak and the fool.

Missygirl156: (All agents gotta answer this question.) How would you escape: You're in a locked cage. You only have a toothpick as a resource. How do you get away?

Gary: Pick the lock with the toothpick.

Rookie: Use the toothpick to sharpen my teeth so I can chew my way out!

Dot: Disguise myself as a key!

Jet Pack Guy: Use my jet pack flames to burn the toothpick and use the fire to melt the bars.

Me: Panic! (I'm claustrophobic!)

Belle: Chew on the toothpick until I think of something.