All rights go to Sega and Paramount. This is directly based on the abomination of a poster that's been spreading online. The one where it shows Sonic's disturbing human legs and his completely inaccurate shoes with rings on them (who does that?). Hope you enjoy.
It was a normal day in California. The sun was shining, cars were moving, and people were walking. It was a normal, average day with nothing big going on. Until a flash of blue light came rushing by, causing many people to take notice. No one was able to get a good look on what the blue flash was or who was behind it, since it went faster than the speed of sound. However, one person was able to take a semi-decent picture of the light. The picture was blurry, but they could tell it wasn't human.
After running for a few minutes, the creature stopped on top of the Golden Gate Bridge and sat down. The creature didn't wear any clothes other than his gloves and shoes. He had blue fur on most of his body and was muscular. Some would say he was a little too muscular for his species. His name was Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog. The fastest living thing on planet Earth and was currently on the run from the police. He pissed off a cop named Tom by escaping his custody.
Sonic looked down at all of the ongoing traffic right below his feet and said, "I wish I could live a normal life. Maybe one day I'll raise a family when I get back to Mobius. I wonder how everyone's handling this new planet?" Right as he said that, he heard sirens in the distance. "(Sigh) What should I do? I could turn myself in, but that will make me a chump and I don't want that. Hmmm…." thought Sonic. He looked at his gloves and shoes and said "I should get rid of these. That way it won't be easy for the police to catch me. They only recognize my articles of clothing." Sonic knew it was disrespectful towards Mobian tradition, but he was on new planet and he needed a quick plan. He first pulled the white gloves of his hands and set them to the side. The next and most difficult part was his shoes. Sonic has worn these shoes for as long as he could remember. He couldn't imagine life with them. They were apart of his identity. Unfortunately, desperate times call for desperate measures as Sonic untied his shoes. Once he untied them, he pulled them off his blue feet and put them next to his gloves. Sonic wiggled his blue toes for a few seconds, before climbing down the bridge and going to his next destination.
Hope you enjoyed that. I'm surprised I was able to make a story out of one simple image. I'll likely continue this story, since I think it's somewhat interesting. P.S. I'm not rooting for the Sonic movie to fail (I want it to be good), but things aren't looking too hot right now. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now.