Hey everyone, late update I know but I had a few new reviews coming here and there and I haven't been updating regularly but all that is about to change, so don't worry. Things will go back to the way they were.
Violetpiano: For BK::YOU DIDN'T POST THE ANSWER FOR MY REVIEW! POST IT NOW!AND IF YOU DON'T UPDATE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE IN A COMA, I'LL PERSONALLY COME AND RIP YOUR DAMNED HEAD! YA GOTTA UPDATE THIS DAILY! AND BY THE WAY, BRAGO DUG ME UP A PAIR OF BUNNY SLIPPERS!
For Jet- Please come back, lilly is in a coma because you didn't come back!
For Rookie- I'm on your side!
Me: I'm going to pretend I didn't read half of that
He's not coming back.
Rookie: Yay!
Vanelloppy: Loranella: For G: G, have you ever invented something that hasn't eventually... threatened to destroy us all?
For Rookie: Rookie *kiss him* I love you *fly away on the sky* (ridiculous, I know).
For JPG: Jet, two questions: Why do you live lecturing me and Rookie? And your real name is Guy or George?
For Dot: Dot, do you know who got MY SNOW LEOPARD DISGUISE? *mean look*.
For Tusk: I defeated you! I defeated you! *make victory dance* (O.o)
For Sensei: My father told that you're a thousand years old, is that real?
For Herbert: I thought I defeated you! *slaps his face*.
For Rockhopper: You know that your puffle love mine's?
Gary: Well I made the woodchopper but Herbert took it and nearly caused chaos.
Rookie: *rubs cheek in shock*
Dot: No
Tusk: *growls*
Sensei: No
Herbert: Hey!
Rockhopper: Oh I see, Yarr is a bit of a loveboat! Har har har!
DriftedDaisy: For Bellykid5: I'm very sensitive, too. Usually, people are mean to me and call me weak, then my sensitiveness makes me cry for ages after being called weak. Usually, it's my younger brother that calls me weak. I just hate bullying, don't you?
For Gary: I finally met you and got your background on Club Penguin (after searching for you for a few minutes)! hey, when I see you again, can you please not move around so fast? I was all 'where is Gary? Have I gone in the wrong room? Is he gone?' Because you were moving really fast. These flippers don't make me move as fast as Sonic, ya know.
For Herbert: -_- I. Hate. You. *glares*
For Rockhopper: Um... Ahoy? (I don't know how to speak pirate)
For Rookie: have you ever tried making potions? Lemme guess. You always turn into a Chicken Puffle when you try to makes one.
For Cadence: what I meant was... I really love Ghosts Just Wanna Dance and I don't want you to make another song about Halloween because I don't want it to replace Ghosts Just Wanna Dance as igloo music.
Me: Ok, this whole entire statement I'm about to write is for DriftedDaisy so if you don't want to read it then please ignore everything I'm about to say. Daisy, I want to apologize for like ever! I'm really really really really really sorry! So very very very very very sorry times one thousand! You're probably wondering why I'm apologizing. I was being nosey and I looked at the reviews for Lilly's story "Protobot Perpetrator" and I saw someone named Midnight I believe and after reading their review I literally bursted into tears.. I didn't know that it had hurt you so much. It's not even Lilly's fault, so don't be mad at her, be mad at me because I'm the one who told her to put that in there. Me and her made a bet that if I let Jet Pack Guy kiss her then she'll let me kiss Gary and she'll murder Dot. But now Im starting to regret it. So I'm going to ask Lilly to take me out of the story ASAP, I hate myself for upsetting you and I"ll never forgive myself for hurting you. I care about you and all of my Fanfiction friends. Looking closer into the story, she honestly humiliated me when I forced GAry to kiss me and he ended up kissing Dot, I felt the same way you did, though I don't think it was Protobot Perpetrator it might've been a different one, but I know how you feel and I'm so very sorry. Though I honestly think that if that was you who would've gotten kissed instead of me, then you'd be more hurt than you are now because that wasnt' even a real kiss, it was just one to shut me up and besides, I'm one of the villains in this story. Overall, I'm sorry for everything and I'm going to make sure I'm removed ASAP. I'm sorry.
Gary: My apologies
Herbert: I don't care.
Rockhopper: Aye, ye not need to speak the main tongue for me to understand ye.
Rookie: I think that's how Gary turned Orange by accident... oops..
Cadence: I'm so glad you like it! Rock on! And nothing can replace that song!
Lolumroller: bk:my fanfic name will be deathdragon77 but on my littlebigplanet2 advice story you can call me my cp,name,my ps3 name:neonwolf,or my real name:Jillian ;)
herbert:-watches klutzy die while eating butterfingers-
gary:what's the square route of 72
all:you're trapped on a burning building and ninjas are gonna attack you when you get do you be safe while getting down?
sensei:you're welcome '/'
Me: Sounds good, but wow..
Herbert: ...
Gary: The square root of 72 is... 6 square root 2. It's a way of simplifying a square root that isn't perfect.
All: Do we have a rope?
Sensei: *bows*
Cuddles140: *grabs rope, EPF phone, and invisibility potion) Jet, I am coming for you! When you least expect it!
BK: No problem! That's what friends are for, right? :D (By the way, when you go to meet Gary, wait in the Jousting Ring if you can't get into the school or by the Mine. The wait's a little longer, but he's always there. :D)
Me: Out of all of those times, I only met him once and it was the last day, my birthday. ANd he's not always in the jousting ring! I waited there every other time and he never showed up.
Lilly Aldean: *chases jet, drags him back, and cuffs him to the table.*
We love you!
Rookie: Ahh! Lilly let go of me!
Me: Lilly, I request that you take me out of Protobot Perpetrator in the worst way you can, if not then humiliate me in the worst way you can because of how much I hurt Daisy. (This is for you Daisy)
Candygirl4226: Dot: YAY! :D -Hugs Dot-
Gary: Infinity is not a number! Now the answer the question so I'll be pleased!
Dot: Yay!
Gary: Um... well... I'll go back to my notes then.
Midnight-Hime: For Jet: *does the magical ear (wait, penguins don't have ears, do they?) grab and drag* you're coming back whether you like it or not! I'll treat you with respect! And if other people don't treat you with respect, I'm re-arrangin' their kneecaps (got that from Professor Layton)!
For Gary: Oh... Um... Er... Um... I don't what to say. So I'll just say something random: Remember: the Klutzy's don't go until you hit 'em! (That was the random thing)
For Rookie: you can thank me later! *hands rubber duckie* I thought your rubber duckie would be lonely while your gone so I got a friend for it!
For Aunt A: Is writing the CP Times the only thing you do all day?
For Herbert: UNCLE HERBERT (I call Herbert that for no reason)! *tackles* GO AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH! DO IT YOU BIG, FAT, FLUFFY POLAR BEAR!
That's all! See ya guys!
-Midnight ;)
Gary: Hm?
Rookie: Duckie!
Aunt Arctic: Definitely not, I spend time with my puffles as well as important duties as well.
Herbert: No!
Princess Kokoro: For Rookie: Oopsie! Sorry Rookie! *helps up*
For Klutzy: *glares* you can do anything, can't you?
For Herbert: Go over there... *points at the Gym* AND LOSE SOME FLAPPING WEIGHT!
For Gary: wow, that's a lot of relatives... Have you got/ever had any pets/Puffles?
For PH: You single? *shows a picture of my brother* HE LIKES YA!
For Sensei: You're very welcome, Sensei. I have a question about Tusk and Card Jitsu: Why did Tusk disappear after we defeated him, and will Card Jitsu Shadow ever exist?
Finished! Bye!
-Kokoro
Rookie: Thank you!
Klutzy: Klick?
Herbert: That's getting old.
Gary: Yes, a brown one.
PH: I see
Sensei: That's a mystery for another day.
zanerexn41: -gets home and feeds puffles, tries to walk, steps on broken foot- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OW!
-one of gary's inventions explode due to the scream-
Me: WHat the?
Missygirl156: Bellykid5, can we do some random role-playing on PM? :D
I feel like a failure, we all let poor Jet down! Now he's my favourite mascot! I know there's no way he's coming back but.. Please, can you tell him he's my favourite mascot?
Anki1011: Sensei, I got my red belt at last, you proud of me? :D OH, and I bought you some green tea so we can celebrate!
Me: Who hates bullying? I do! On CP a few years ago a guy threatened to record me! The idiot -_- (Idk why I'm even mentioning this.. It was a long time ago. I told Mum of course, but it still scares me to think I might be recorded on CP! :( )
Macey156: NOOO ROOKIE! *bursts into tears* I'm sorry! I meant to ask Gary! I want a hug! *cries*
Me: Sure!
Everyone who made fun of Jet Pack Guy after everything he's been through, I even told them to stop and the consequences, no one cared.
Sensei: Immensely pround.
Me: Of course I hate it!
Rookie: *hugs*
1001dan: Danial: AT LAST IM TAKING OVER admin is down in the dumps after being rejected by a goldfish
Admin (me): kol kol kol kol kol kol...
ALL: how did my admin treat you?
Dot: my admin is trying to make a costume she managed to make a wolf tail and wolf ears should she test them out?
Herbert: *drags admin off of you places her to the side and drops her in water* can i arrest you herbert please? hey if you dont want to be in jail you can freeze me *covers mouth* fudge a duck...
Bellykid5: ADMIN speaking! you have no idea how much i have to put up with the bullies in my school they just wont leave me alone one even ripped my picture up that took me... 3 hours to make! i ended up in a complete rage my mind went completely black so when i got back to reality the bully was rolling on the floor in pain (i kicked him in the groin XD)
Senerio time! the earth got hit by an astroid and the cloud the astroid made has blocked the sun out (yay natural operation black out without herbert XD) that means gary has to make a suckawayallclouds3000 (suck away all clouds 3000) while he is building that what do you all do to make the island warm HERBERT! YOU MUST ANSWER TOO! *grabs a nuke and aims at herbert*
All: Um...
Dot: Sure!
Herbert: ?
Me: Um... really?
Herbert: *deletes question* MWAHAHAHAHA!
Jessie9095: Herbert! This next question is the most important question of your life! Your life depends on this question...
Do you know anyone named Greenbert?
To everyone: Which quote do you like better or agree with? (This is also my poll that i have currently)
"Live Life for the Moment Because Everything is uncertain"
"Just close your eyes and enjoy the roller coaster that is life"
"Live fast, have fun, and be a bit mischievous"
"Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone"
"Dreams are like stars, you may never catch them, but if you follow them, they will lead you to your destiny"
"Life's a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured, something comes along and turns it all upside down"
Me: None
Gary: The fourth one.
Rookie: THird!
Dot: The fifth one.
Belle: The last one. *mischievously points to me*
Me: HEY!
CrazyLips: *goes to Jet's igloo and drags him back to locked questioning room*
Okay Jet, end of the line! Now hand over the money or I shoot!
(Wait, sorry, wrong fandom.)
Anyhow, Jet, I NEED to ask you something! And so do OTHER penguins!
Stay here while I go get my notepad.
*Jet leaves*
MacaroniKitten: McKenzie: G Billy...why don't you have any balls?
Wouldn't it be funny if that was true? XD
Me: Here's a coincidence, me and this other "fanfictioner" were RP-ing. We're no longer friends anymore but what happened was that something went wrong in the RP and G Billy lost his balls.
The Shy Girl: Hello to everyone!
Rookie:*hands you a bag of chocolate chip cookies*Your welcome!
Herbert:What are you up to next?
Jet:Even though you probably won't hear this,I'll say it anyway:I feel sorry that you were bullied and I wish everyone would not have been so mean to you.*finds you and pats you gently on back*
Bellykid:Hi,what pokemon games do you own?
That is all!Waddle on penguins!)
Rookie: Yay!
Herbert: Evil, duh!
Me: POkemon! *faints*
G: The fairy
Dot: Um... none...
Klutzy: Klick ;p
Me: Operation Blackout...
Lake Blue1: Wait, did I review this yet?
Herbert: Can you help me with my homework? It's a very easy question: Compare and contrast the chloroplast and the mitochondria. In your essay, be sure to introduce the topic by explaining the function of each. Establish a formal tone by avoiding slang and colloquialisms. Thank you Herbert.
Klutzy: Moof
Gary: Shortbert made this up, but he told me to tell you: Wash your brains!
Herbert: Nope
Klutzy: -_-
Gary: Hm?
Fleurette: Bonjour á tous. Je suis Fleurette. Comment allez-vous?
Ah, sorry, Mademoiselle. (I am assuming that you, the author, are a girl) I am from France, so I apologise for say stuff in French. I hope you can forgive me. Now, if I am forgiven, could you answer my questions? S'il vous plaît?
For Gary: Bonjour, Monsieur. My question for you is this; If you were given lots of money, what would you do with it?
For Herbert: Bonjour... Why did I see you in the trailer for le Halloween Party 2013? Are you plotting something behind ma (A note for those who don't speak French; Ma is the feminine version of my in French) back?
For Rookie: Bonjour, personne muette. My question for you will be quite easy to answer (Because you are quite dumb); Cake or pie?
For Dot: Mademoiselle, je vous déteste. (I'm not translating it. If you can't translate it, learn French)
For Klutzy: (let's see if you can speak French, mister crab) Bonjour, Monsieur le crabe. Pourquoi travaillez-vous pour Herbert si vous Luigi sauvé? Il devrait travailler pour vous, devrait-il pas?
For Bellykid5: Do you like Pokémon or The Legend of Zelda, Mademoiselle? I do.
For Cadence: Keep singing amazing songs! I'll always support you, superstar!
For Tusk: Um... How do I speak walrus? Um... B-bonjour?
For Sensei: Sensei, if there is Card Jitsu Shadow, will there be Card Jitsu Light? I really want Card Jitsu Cheese! (I got Card Jitsu Cheese from le Club Penguin Wiki)
For Rockhopper: Yer an amazin' pirate, Rockhopper! Keep up t' gods work! (Yes, I learned how to speak pirate.)
That's all for now. À la prochaine!
(I apologise if some of my French was strange; my iPad that my pen-pal sent me seems to like auto-correcting French words into different words that make no sense.)
Gary: Science!
Herbert: Why, of course!
Rookie: Dumb? Dumb who? Cake!
Dot: -_- (Me: Someone else hates Dot too?! *faints*)
Klutzy: Klick!
Me: I love both! We're going to get along great!
Cadence: Thanks superstar!
Tusk: ?
Sensei: Haha, interesting grasshopper.
Rockhopper: Aye, ye be good.
Agent Ace: Hey guys just for the agents (sorry we have not met before Ms BK names Ace or Agent H)
Anyway question/scenario/Role play thing for all EPF's since I don,t have much time I will do the situation I am in:
What would you do if I was captured by Herbert? (And this will probably turn into a life-death-tell-me-where-the-HQ-is-so-I-can-blow-i t-up-with-the-agents-inside thing because thisHAS happened before with Herbert)
Oh Sweet Mother of Cod WHERE DID YOU GET THE HAMMER HERBERT!?
*Gets hit overhead with sledge hammer and dragged out by Herbert.*
So recap: (yes I did this before the sledge hammer) what would you do if I were caught by Herbert?
This is an EPF agent question only.
-Agent
Ace
Gary: OH my!
Rookie: I'll help!
Me: Herbert's goin' down!
Dot: Are you alright?! *follows Herbert*
Wow, so many, if I missed one of them then tell me, often it glitches out parts of it.