Hello to everyone who used to read my fanfictions and probably new people who just started reading. I recently received a review for Famous Advice, so I'm going to continue Famous Advice, and despite Club Penguin being over, I'm going to continue my fanfictions with a slightly more mature attitude but I still want everyone to have fun with it. Whether I get new people or the old people don't come back, I'm in this until the very end and that's how it'll be, so let's get started!
Jessie9095: What was that Bellykid? I wanted to know :(
You didn't answer again Herbert! You get detention for life.
To all: What does the fox say?
Me: I wanna know too now! And Herbert sometimes doesn't want to answer; he just has an attitude problem.
Hatte, hatte, hatte, ho!
Rookie: Fox?! Where?!
Gary: Well, I have heard some types of foxes let out a type of cackle. I'm not sure I'm able to imitate it at this very moment.
Dot: Foxes speak?
Jet Pack Guy: I've never heard a fox in my life now that I think about it….
Ysabell10: Me: Hyaa heere!
For Bellykid: If you're a pokefan, tell me: what pokemon is know of have the biggest number of evolutions, and is not Eevee!
Rookie: Hya *blushes again then faints*.
Jet: I dare you to fly WITHOUT your jet pack.
Gary: What is called a machine able to disturb the time and space and make we go to an inverse world where Club Penguin is called club puffle? (paranoid).
Dot: When do you started to like disguises?
Belle: If you could chose between kill your sister or kill your sister, which you choose?
For All: I dare you all to play the fainting game (you can choose between the 2 ways)
Me: Somehow I remember answering this question, and there's a flaw in it. The most number of "evolutions" is three, and many pokemon have that. Eevee technically has the most, but if you count Arceus, then you wouldn't be talking about evolutions, you'd be talking about forms because Arceus doesn't have any evolutions, just different forms.
Rookie: Um….did I do something?
Jet Pack Guy: That's not happening any time soon.
Gary: Have you seen a machine with that sort of effect? Now I'm intrigued.
Dot: Since I was a kid! Actually, I've loved disguises for as long as I can remember!
Belle: Kill my sister, duh!
Me: I'll be answering this one, what 2 ways do you have?
Candygirl4226: Dot: How dare you say "Shit" on this fanfiction story-thing... I just want a costume for Halloween! I'm broke from buying Pokemon Y, 4 days ago and now I completed the game so I'm bored... Again.
Rookie: Do you have some candy you can give me? :3
Dot: Oops, my bad….
Rookie: My candy!
A Blue Muffin: Cuddles140 here!
It sounds crazy, but one of the Lion King scenes almost always gets me.
Herbert: *throws explosive cookies at*
Dot: How do you feel about everyone wanting you dead?
Gary: Are you free Saturday? :D
Herbert: How dare you!
Dot: It's not a fun feeling….what did I even do?
Gary: For what reason? Normally most of my day is spent inventing.
SentinelSoren: Hey there, I never posted on this before because I couldn't think of any questions to ask... but I have some now.
For Gary: How much coffee do you drink in a day?
For Dot: Why do you like disguises so much?
For Herbert: What are you planning for Operation Puffle?
For Klutzy: Klick klickety klick klick klick
Gary: I believe that number is uncountable….
Dot: It's in my blood!
Herbert: Oh you'll see….
Klutzy: Klickety klick clack! :p
Lake Blue1: Herbert: Did you ever have a teacher named Mr. Hendbert? I'm pretty sure you're going to say no. If you do say no, then this is my response: Well FINE then, Mr. Hendbert never cared about you either!
Klutzy: [insert message] Klick?
Gary: what was your worst section when you take the SHSAT? Scrambled passages? Logical and reasoning? Reading? Math?
Herbert: I respond anyways because I don't follow your rules! And no!
Klutzy: *tilts head* Klick?
Gary: Well, none of those are particularly challenging, but perhaps scrambled passages gave me the most difficulty.
MacaroniKitten: :( Iz is sowwy...
Are you ever gonna do a PB story?
Me: Not very likely. I don't know much about the penguin band, nor do they appeal to me in any sort of way. Sorry!
Lolumroller: bellykid:stop being mean to 's just a girl
aunt artic:i like your glasses better :T
herbert:WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU AT OPERATION PUFFLES CUZ UR A MUFFIN TOP! XDXDXD
rookie:i like your halloween shirt it looks SO COOL
Me: Upon reading back, it's possible I know who you're referring to. And while I admit that it was immature of me at the time, I answered according to emotions. You don't know the whole story.
Aunt Arctic: Why, thank you!
Herbert: Oh pish posh! I'd like to see you try!
Rookie: Me too! But my Hawaiian one is my favorite!
Missygirl156 (Posted by Lilly Aldean): Missygirl156: Yes..I love him.
Me: Very well then….
Goody50: Hey guys I am back after all of the pain school gave me so
Gary : yep I need to work on my grammer it's not my best subject ):
Rookie : ( in pegius form ) want me to try to do a sonic rainboom ?
Bellykid5: two weeks ago my dad said I should draw "pretty things" like flowers but I like drawing dark things . Don't you hate it that parents always get I your way? Right now she just shout at me for one stinking meeting and I HAVE GOOD GRADE . Sometimes I wonder if they even love me
And to those who want Jet Pack Guy back : I DONT THINK HE IS COMEING BACK ! You made a fool out of him for god sake it like you don't care about him . I hope you guys are reading this . But you won't because all you think I am garbage ! No one cares about me NO ONE :(
I hope you guy are happy to make JPG suffer . Because you guy also made me suffer . But now you can do is see me rotting into nothing but dust :'(
Gary: I can see that. No worries. There is always someone willing to help!
Rookie: Oooooh yeah!
Me: That's a difficult subject, and since I don't know the whole story, I can't comment on your family life very much. I'm sorry. But do what makes you happy.
Jet Pack Guy: I'm back….
Jazzy Amethyst: NP for the belatedness! after all you taught me how to paste a link!
this is in japanese for BK, Barney, and Rookie
BK- ARIGATO! MAJI DE KANSHA!
Rookie- Fuyu jan! soccer yarouze zettai!
Barney- Kassa! Nikke! Soyakaze majin!
Dot- Truth or dare?
Belle- Do you eat raw meat?
Jet- I beg of you. PLZ COME BACK!
THE HALLOWEEN PARTY IS SO COOL!
Me: Would you like me to respond in Japanese? You're welcome!
Rookie: Yeah!
Barney: ?
Dot: Truth, I guess?
Belle: And risk getting poisoned, um no….
Jet Pack Guy: Well, here I am….
Kahwahii: Yeah that's what I thought too Belly. The best way to deal with them is to let them see it doesn't give you any attention at all.
Missygirl156: Hey Rookie, on a scale of 10-1, how stupid are you?
Lets quiz you! Do pigs fly? Is Dot covered with chocolate? Does Gary like kangaroo milk?
Ace1011: Watch out, Director. It looks like Herbert has another surprise up his sleeve, involving Puffles.
Ace1011: HERBERT! Guess what.. You'll never catch me!
Macey156: Rookie, do you like waffles? :3
Me: Friendship is one of the most powerful thing on earth! *Gets hit by Tusk* K .. Walrus guy, you really need to get hit by a friendship rainbow. (MLP reference)
Anki: Rockhopper! I know an island filled with secrets, treasure and mystery! It's called "Cereval Island". Here's the map!
Missygirl156: Doooooot! Help! I can't decide what to wear for the Halloween Party.. Should I go as a bee, or a fairy?
Macey156: OMG ROOKIE! You're going to organise the Halloween Party?! One word: cheese. 3
Me: That's normally how I deal with things.
Rookie: 1! I think….
Director: Don't worry, we're well aware of the threat.
Rockhopper: Argh! Fantastic!
Dot: Go as what draws you in the most! Do what your heart says!
Rookie: Cheese!
1001dan: All: oh great the commenters are being mean to dot *facepalm* by the way i think i let a nuke off i tied herbert to it i dunno where it i- * a tank falls out of the sky and it lands on me*
Me: It's a running gag, and I know I took it seriously for a bit, and then it just became fun.
DriftedDaisy: For Bellykid: Ohhhhh-K... Anyway, I learned how to get mascots in my igloo, so now, I do lots of funny RPing. For example: I put Darth Herbert in my igloo and use the lasers from the Star Wars Takeover to trap him.
For Gary: Again, I forgive you! Rookie's doing a good job! Keep doing... Whatever you like doing when taking a break!
Rookie: Ya didn't screw it up! *pats Rookie's back* Good job, buddy!
For Herbert: Not. A. Secret. By the way, if you kidnap my Brown Puffle Gary during Operation: Puffle (if Operation: Puffle is real), I will track you down and KILL YOU.
For Dot: Why won't you just DIE?! If you die, then you can't steal OUR Gary-Bear!
For PH: Yay! Also, is the Golden Puffle real? I heard that it might appear in Operation: Puffle if it's real.
Buh-bye!
Me: Oh yeah, that's a fun thing to do.
Gary: I will!
Rookie: Yay!
Herbert: Good luck!
Dot: ….no comment
Midnight-Hime: Back again ladies! Did ya miss me?!
For Bellykid5: Me like Umbreon too. I have a female shiny Umbreon and I named it Midnight.
For Uncle Herbert: NOT the wrong plans! *drags Herbert to the kitchen* And I thought I told you to MAKE. ME. A. SAMMICH. *glares*
For Dot: I'm gonna start calling you 'Rot', MK?
For Gary: THANK KLUTZY YOU'RE A BOY! Garina sounds horrible.
For Rookie: Dude, good job! You made the Halloween Party epic! Me gusta!
For all of you: what do you think my personality is?
See ya ladies
Me: Umbreon is still my favourite eeveelution.
Herbert: I don't do what you tell me!
Dot: Um why?
Gary: Oh yes, very much agreed!
Rookie: Yay! What does epic mean?
Zanerexn41: ughhhhh its hopeless! -starts crying-
Me: I'm sure I'm missing some context here….
Fleurette: Oh poop, I forgot to... Um... Nevermind.
For Bellykid5: Have you got any nicknames? Me no like number 5. Also, sorry. I didn't know. But Y is really cool! There's this dude and I think he's evil because he has a hairstyle similar to the Team Flare Grunts' hair styles. The dude I'm talking about I is called Lysandre.
For Gary: *finishes talking about math* what did you say?
For Rookie: I will help you become smart! Did you know that the blood you see oozing from a rare or medium stake is not actually blood? By the time meat arrives in a restaurant for cooking, most of the blood has been removed. The red stuff you see is actually water and a protein called myoglobin. It is the quantity of myoglobin in the meat that determines whether it is white or red - the less myoglobin, the lighter the meat. Chemical changes in myoglobin are what cause red meat to darken with age - and almost black 'aged' steak. Interesting fact: Crabs have blue blood, worms and leaches have green blood, and starfish have clear or yellow blood. Also, humans do now have blue blood - it is always red (though darkness level varies). Veins are blue because of the interaction of light on our skin and depth of veins. (I got all this information from... Le brain.)
For Sensei: My grandmother says 'Age is just a number' all the time. You two would get along very well, you know.
For Dot: Look, I don't like you is because you annoy me a lot, made me go in a huge circle on the DS game, and because you are trying to steal Gary! Get your own nerd!
For Herbert: Yup. Everyone knows... Because you always pop up in Halloween Party trailers! By the way, you need to learn how to be nice or I will give you a long lecture about being nice.
For all of you: Oh, I see. Well, people, usually do call me a 'Nerd wanna-be' because they think I am a stereotypical one. But I'm into nerdy games and I'm sorta clumsy (like, I trip over my own feet).
I spent too much time writing this... Homework time!
Au revoir!
Me: I have a few nicknames. You could call me Oni if you like, but stick with Bellykid5 for the sake of Club Penguin. Sorry! Different fandoms, different names.
Gary: I'm not even sure what I said….
Rookie: I like waffles
Sensei: Your grandmother is very wise indeed.
Dot: I'm not stealing him from anything. He's his own self!
Herbert: I will not listen!
Kadanise: The Halloween party is aweaome! But I ate WAY too many full moon fireballs, and now I'm a werewolf! I'm just gonna have to do this as a werewolf!
Rookie: Great job on the halloween party! But hooooowwwwww are you going to fix this?!
Dot: Am I a good doggy? *Wags Tail*
Herbert: *Pours lava on you and drops fifty anvils on top of you then sends five nuclear heat seeking missiles at you and watches them blow up on you then runs you over with a train and puts you in a cage with fifty poisonous snakes* Mwahahaha! :D
Belle: *Growls and barks at you*
Bellykid: Do you have a dog? If you do, what breed is it, is it a boy or a girl, and what's it's name?
Gary: I need a walk!
Rookie: Yay Halloween!
Dot: Um sure?
Herbert: I can't die here!
Belle:….weirdo
Me: No, I'm not allowed one where I am.
Gary: I'm sorry; I barely have time to care for a puffle….
Spirital: HI! Wonderful story! WARNING: DO NOT READ THE BRACKETS. No offence is directed to the author or anyone.
(So, you are reading this. You are really rebellious, I like you. Ok so I noticed that this story had aquired fame. But this is getting out of hand. With the reviewers. This story was originally going to be famous penguins giving advice, no? Then how come everyone's roleplaying? Rookie and Jet Pack Guy apparently have unofficial girlfriends, the latter left the story because of prying 'fans'. Strange isn't it? No offence. So this brings to the overall question, why exactly did Jet Pack Guy quit? Is it because of the continuous nagging that could've been easily ignored? Whatever happened to the fans of Jet Pack Guy? When I first started reading this, I wanted to read until the end then ask questions...By the way, I like how you try to put character into almost empty shells of the mascots.)
Bellykid5: You like Club Penguin, Pokemon and Minecraft too?! I think we will make ggrrreeeeaaatttt friends! Talking about friends, any advice on making some? I'm a socially awkward Piplup...
Gary: I have weekly homework and 4 other assignments. And I lost my USB. Any tips?
Rookie: What should I dress as for Halloween?
Penguin Band: Any tips of how to perform with stage fright?
Director: I was disappointed when you revealled your identity. Shame on you. How can I keep my identity a secret?
Cadence: A friend of mine said I sing bad. Also I'm a horrible dancer. Help.
PH: G'day mate! Are you Australian? What's your favourite Australian animal? Mine's a kangaroo!
Herbert: I don't think you're fat. Any advice on how to get revenge on people?
Klutzy: Where did you get your name? Sorry I don't speak crab. Get Rookie to translate.
Sensei: I am a fire ninja! I'm nearly a water ninja and no one wants to help me defeat snowmen! Are you proud? Can you help me sharpen my skills?
Dot: ... Nah, your advice aint worth it. I don't like you, you're boring, less cool and unlikeable. I'll give you a wig when you drown.
And lastly (BTW just keeping it real);
Dear Jet Pack Guy,
I am a fan of yours, a REAL fan who cares about you unlike all the other sticky beaks (not naming anyone, if you get offended then you just called yourself a stick beak XD). Why did you leave? Why did you quit on the real fans? What made you do that? When in the world did you get an imaginary girlfriend (no offence, just mad at the reviewers)?! Ya know what they say, ignorance is bliss :-). Please come back, I wanted you ask you for advice, along with the other reviewers. If you don't, then you must be a puffle-chicken.
No offence and MAN, this is long!
Me: None taken at all! And yeah, well people were mainly giving out what I was giving them. I'm not a rebellious spirit in real life, but my character sure is and that's how I like her. Sometimes things do get out of hand, but I just take it and roll with it. Maybe it can be frustrating when people go too far, but it could just be an age thing. Some people here are younger and just want to play. I just take it and as I said before, roll with it! As for the unofficial girlfriends, yes, that happened and it was strange for me too. I always tried my best to make everyone happy, but it's almost impossible with all the crushes they have on some of these characters, and I've dealt with people who take it too far (as in, some people put their own lives at stake to be with these characters) and it sort of tied my hands up a little bit. I appreciate your concern, and since I'm starting this back up, I'll do what I can to make sure people tone it down. Also, yes, I have many strange interests, though I can't give advice on how to make friends. The reason I'm online all the time is because I have no friends!
Gary: Take it slowly and take mental breaks when you need to. You'll wear yourself out if you try to tackle it all at one time.
Rookie: Go as a penguin!
Penguin Band: Start with a small crowd, then slowly start to build on that. Also, use your nerves to propel you to do better! Use the anxiety to move you in the right direction!
Director: I did what I had to do. As for the ones who do not know, you'll learn in due time. As for keeping yours a secret, don't make yourself obvious and practice restraint.
Cadence: Lessons sometimes helps! Ask them for advice if they feel you're bad. If they can't do better than you, they shouldn't be giving advice!
PH: G'day! And I sure am! I love koalas! Their fuzziness reminds me of puffles!
Herbert: And why would I tell you?
Klutzy: Klicky klick klack click! (Herbert gave it to me!)
Sensei: Of course, so long as you have the patience to go further.
Dot: Oh….
Jet Pack Guy: Well, I did come back. And I had my reasons. People take things too far, and I had to step back.
Sunshine Eteranal: Wanna hang out on CP?
Me: Sure! It'd have to be the newer one if you have an account. I had to remake mine!
Guest: Umm please don't take offence to this but are you updating soon ? I'm not trying to be demanding i'm more concerned if your alright ... So anyway I hope your ok :)
Me: None taken. I have returned if you're still around and I'm happy to update more!
Missygirl156: I agree with Guest, are you okay Belly? Has anything happened?
You did say that you'd update once every 2 days. Not that I'm being bossy. But please update so I know you are okay :)
Me: Actually yes, a lot has happened and it did take a toll on how often I could update and when I could. But, things are a little more stable and I can continue if everyone wants me to.
Amelia the GodModder: Everyone: You are all falling from the sky. You are far enough away from each other so that you cannot help each other. You have on you your normal tools, except that Rookie has all of Jet Pack Guy's jet packs. What do you do?
Gary: What is 781 x 459?
Dot: Can you actually disguise yourself as a piece of paper and fit through a slim opening a normal penguin would not be able to fit in?
Gary and Bellykid5: You two are locked in a room together. How long is it before you start arguing? How long until you start begging for someone to let you out? Do you even do either?
Enjoy my randomness!
All: Land on Herbert!
Gary: 358,479
Dot: I believe I could! Maybe….
Me: Well, it may be a while….
Gary: But I'm sure eventually we'd come to our senses and work together!
UFGRTWBR: To everyone- Guten Abend meine Kolleginnen und Agenten, ist es Zeit für einen weiteren RAVE BREAK!
Translation: Good Evening my fellow agents, it's time for another RAVE BREAK!
All: Hi!
Dalekcaan1: For everybody: Whats your most fab online game (other then cp). Mine's bin weevils
Me: I can't speak for penguins that can't engage in online games outside of club penguin, but I enjoy playing horror games. Like Slender and Amnesia!
The Ender Pickaxe: For Bellykid: Are you really going to kill Dot? If so...
To Dot (continuation from Bellykid's Q): Ar you ever going to actually soon have to go against her and then ISLAND WARS II will begin?
For Jet: Why do you ALWAYS have a Jet Pack?
For Rookie: SENDS DIGITAL COOKIES AND DONUTS! (::) O (;;) O (#)
For Herbert: DROPS SUN ON HERBERT AND STABS HIM AND THROWS HERBERT OFF CLIFF AND SENDS PUFFLES ON HIM AND HE FALLS INTO PASIFIC OCEAN AND SHARKS EAT HIM AND THE SHARKS FALL INTO VOLCANO AND VOLCANO GOES OUT OF THE UNIVERSE AND VOLCANO BLOWSUP AND DEBRI OF VOLCANO BLOWS UP! MWA HA HA HA
Me: If the story allows it, more than likely!
Dot: If need be, then yes.
Jet Pack Guy: It never leaves my side. I don't know what I'd do without it. Almost like an extra limb.
Rookie: Yay cookies and donuts!
Herbert: You need help….