The Rebellion of Adrien Agreste
by Rose Thorne
Disclaimer: Don't own Miraculous Ladybug or make any money writing fanfiction.
Chapter Two
His father had spectacularly good timing for pulling this kind of stunt—for Adrien, anyway. He'd heard from a couple of friends of his that a certain rock star was in town. And if anyone was up for promoting teenage rebellion, Adrien had no doubt it would be Jagged Stone.
It was child's play to sneak out of the house. He didn't even have to transform to do it. From there it was just making his way to the Grand Paris Hotel. The staff assumed he was there to see Chloé, so getting in was no problem. Jagged Stone always rented the same suite, so that wasn't an issue, either.
The hard part, he knew, would come after he knocked on the door.
Jagged opened the door, and then peered at him suspiciously.
"Um, M. Stone, I don't know if you remember me but—"
The rock star suddenly broke into a wide grin. "Oh, you're Marinette's model friend, right?"
Adrien blinked. Maybe this wouldn't be so hard. His rock idol knew him?
Sadly, he had no time to fanboy.
"Yes, Adrien. I was wondering if I could trouble you for some help?"
And so that was how Adrien Agreste wound up sitting in Jagged Stone's suite, petting Fang, and telling him about the woe that was the obsession his father had with Lila Rossi, Liar Extraordinaire.
"She said I had a what?"
"A kitten. And she got Marinette expelled and is just being really awful to her."
Jagged opened a cell phone. "Penny, I need you. Yes, I know I sent you for macrons, but this is really important. Bring my niece with."
When he was finished, he turned to Adrien again. "We'll get that taken care of."
"That's not all, M. Stone."
He pressed forward, telling his idol of the relationship he was being forced into and his promise to show Gabriel Agreste just what he could do if he really rebelled.
When he was done, Jagged's face was gleeful in an almost terrifying way.
"Oh, please tell me I get to help with this?" At Adrien's nod the man whooped in excitement. "Brilliant. Once my niece gets here, we'll plan properly. She's a planner, that one. Smart as a whip."
Adrien blinked. "Your niece?"
"Marinette, of course! Honorary niece."
His jaw dropped. Marinette had always had the upper hand on Lila, could call in Jagged at any moment to destroy her, and had held back. He never should've stopped her.
"My father can't know she helped. He's got so much power in the fashion industry, and I don't want to hurt her career."
Jagged waved away his concerns. "Mate, listen. From what I understand you're the face of that company. You have the power, not him. Get you in some Marinette originals, and he can't undo the fame that'll bring her."
Adrien hadn't considered that. "I just don't want her hurt."
He heard the door open, and then a soft, "Adrien?"
It meant he had to explain the situation all over again, letting Jagged Stone assure her that he was going to pop the liar's kitten whopper as soon as possible.
"I can stop by your school with Fang, yeah? They can't keep me from saying hi to my favorite niece."
Marinette bit her lip. "That would be helpful, but for Adrien…"
Adrien smiled. "I want you to design me a new look. Something we can do here and now—maybe with the discrete help of some of the hotel staff, since they have that nice spa and such. Hair dye, new clothes. Maybe some fake piercings. Oooh, a fake tattoo?"
Jagged glanced at Penny, who looked uncertain about this. "Don't be a party pooper, Penny."
"His father might sue you," she pointed out.
"Like I care. I have money." He grinned. "And for what? Giving his kid a makeover?"
"French law—"
"Nope, don't care. It's happening. Get his sizes and go to my favorite stores. Adrien, what color scheme?"
Adrien blinked. He hadn't thought that far. He glanced at Marinette. "Um, do you think Chat Noir would mind if I used his colors? I think of him when I think teenage rebellion."
That was more because being Chat Noir had up to this point been his way of rebelling, but she didn't need to know that.
To his surprise, Marinette grinned, the smile wide enough to match Jagged's. "Oh, I like that idea. Chains and spikes? Fake lip ring and septum?"
"Absolutely!"
Jagged made a shooing motion at Penny, who rolled her eyes and headed toward the door, before joining in. "Now how about this idea: black and neon green hair, done to look like a skunk's stripes!"
Adrien was surprised to find himself laughing honestly at the idea. He'd been so angry less than an hour ago, but this was truly fun. "This makes me think of those J-Rock bands, how they used to dress up."
Jagged's phone let out a guitar riff and he glanced at it. "Oh, right. Penny needs your measurements. Shoe size, too. Definitely some stomping boots, I think."
He handed over his unlocked phone for Adrien to text.
"I'll call the salon, yeah?"
Adrien nodded, texting the information, then froze. "Wait, Chloé might tell my father."
That got a laugh. "Nah. They're discrete. They bring everything up here for me—I won't be around people if I'm getting my hair dyed."
While Jagged made the call, Adrien finished the text. When he looked up, Marinette was watching him. She turned pink when she realized he'd caught her.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" she asked after a moment.
He sighed, slumping back on the sofa and resting his hand on Fang's head again. "No, but I don't have any better ones. That stupid news claiming I'm with Lila's going to hit tomorrow. And I'm so done with this, with him treating me like I'm property."
Marinette looked worried, and he tried to muster up a smile. From her expression, he didn't manage it.
"Maybe…" she started, then trailed off.
"Maybe?"
She didn't look at him. "Maybe you should look into laws involving child labor and parental responsibility. You… you might be able to get emancipated."
That startled him—something he hadn't even thought of before. He hadn't even been aware it was an option.
When Marinette did look at him, her eyes were stormy. "He's so… cruel to you. Maybe there's legal recourse."
"I'll think about it," he murmured. That seemed like such a drastic measure. "I don't know if I want to go that far."
She nodded, and he excused himself to go to the bathroom.
Plagg shot out of his pocket the moment the door was closed. "I'm so proud of you kid. This is gonna be great!"
"Thanks, Plagg."
The kwami grabbed the proffered wedge of camembert.
"And think about what Pigtails said. Your dad's a real piece of work, and you deserve better."
"I will."
Adrien could feel the idea turning over in his mind, as though gathering strength. When he left the bathroom, Jagged met him excitedly.
"I have just the idea! A temporary face tattoo!"
I was gonna have it be a slow acceleration, but Adrien was all "Go big or go home."
Might be a few days til I get another chapter out. Responsibilities.
