Naruto was up early.
He had his robes on, but they seemed a little bulky.
The reason for this, is because he was wearing something underneath.
He walked out to the Gryffondor common room to find a pair of twins holding what he could only assume to be a bunch of paint balls.
"What do we have here?"
He asked with an amused smirk.
The twins were none other than Fred and George Weasely.
The awkwardly, yet quickly held the paint balls behind them, attempting to hide them from him.
One of them started speaking (Don't ask me to tell you which, it's like playing the "which one of us is Hikaru" game from Ouran Host Club, you'd have to be Ron to figure it out).
"O-Oh hey Proffes-"
Naruto sighed.
"I said it's fine just use my first name."
The other one spoke up.
"But-"
"It's fiiiiine."
The two remained silent for a moment.
Naruto smiled at them.
"Planning on pulling a prank?"
The twins sputtered.
"N-No sir."
One said.
"Huh, that's too bad,"
He said as he walked to one of the couches.
"Because if you were I would have told you that I loved pranks and I've pulled many in my time."
The twins looked at each other and grinned.
"I would have also told you that glueing those paintballs together in a ball would cause a greater effect."
The twins grinned wider and they started leaving.
"Thanks professor!"
One said as they left.
Naruto smirked as they left.
He waited till the three got up, some Gryffindors already awake.
When the trio finally awoke, for some reason at the same time, the rooms aren't coed mind you, they noticed a bunch of Gryffindors staring at the curl in with jaws dropped.
They looked up to see Naruto standing on the freaking ceiling!
Almost like all the gravity went to the ceiling just for him.
"Oh hey guys, finally awake I see!"
Ron's jaw dropped.
"What are you doing?!"
"Oh you know, just hanging around."
Harry chuckled rolling his eyes.
Naruto jumped down, not even hurting himself.
"Welp, let's get to class! I have a feeling today will be quite... Magical..."
Naruto received not one, not two, but three face palms.
Naruto made a face, ( like this O3O ) looking at them.
"What, something I said?"