A/N: So, what's the purpose of this one-shot? For nothing more than shits and giggles, honestly.

I'm not sorry.

Attract

Summary: Being a lampent seemed easy enough. It was fun to haunt people at night. Unfortunately, it never counted on a venemoth stalking it.

Sconce enjoyed watching people scream in fear when they saw his malevolent grin, candle burning with the souls he stole over the course of his life. Hey in all fairness, the people he nicked the souls from were dead. Not like they needed them.

Sconce was patrolling one of the many streets in Black City, his candle flickering gently in the night. He was rather disappointed when he was unable to find any souls in need of taking. A massive city like this, there ought to have been someone dying in a filthy corner or dumpster. Bloody hell, what was a lampent supposed to do if there wasn't anyone dying? It was boring and he hoped he'd find someone lying on the cobbles bleeding out by the pokémon center.

And yet there was nothing.

Nothing but a single venemoth.

Sconce squared up in preparation for a battle. He didn't like the way it was eyeing him. Bloody bug types. They always had to start a problem with him for some reason or another. Why couldn't he just steal souls in peace and be left the hell alone?

Go. Away. Sconce's mouth turned into a scowl, preparing a Flame Burst. Being part fire type, he was sure that he could handle a single venemoth. Bloody things are such a nuisance.

The venemoth turned to face him, her big eyes flooding with delight upon seeing the infuriated lampent. "Lamp?"

Uh…what?

"LÄMP~!"

Before Sconce could release his fiery attack he was promptly tackled to the ground by the venemoth. What the hell!? Get off me!

"LÄMP~! I finally found my LÄMP~!"

What!? No! I'm not your damn lamp! Stop rubbing your antenna on me!

The venemoth didn't listen to him. Instead it kept rubbing its antenna on his body, humming happily. "I love this LÄMP~."

Sconce could only sigh in frustration. I was pretty sure I didn't use Attract. Why is this damn bug all over me!?

"Don't ever leave me, LÄMP-senpai~."

Oh goddammit.

This venemoth was attracted to him. Whether he liked it or not.

A/N: *Lovestruck looks for 'sorry'. Items not found* Well, time to see myself out to the Corner of Shame. It was worth it. XD

-A Lovestruck A2

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