Jackie eventually landed after that impressive fall...on top of a large, green fuzzy thing.
"Wha—" she started to say until something grabbed her and pulled her down.
"Well, hello..." the man who held her—the JOKER—said. "One of my Joker Fish has decided to come back to daddy, how wonderful! Would you like to hear my most diabolically delicious plan for Batman?!"
Jackie quickly nodded, then stopped as she heard someone approaching.
"MISTER JAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!" Rang a loud, if not annoying New Jersey-accented voice.
"Quick, in here little friend..." the Joker whispered to Jackie.
The clown dropped the fish into the water cooler and tried to hide her as much as possible.
"Hello, Harley!" The Joker said. "Got any plans for this weekend? I was thinking we could pour acid in the park fountains and explode th—"
"SOMETHIN' IN HERE SMELLS LIKE FISH!" The tall woman wearing a jester's hat and mask said. She grabbed the Joker by the neck. "THERE BETTER NOT BE NO FISH IN HERE, OR I'LL SOCK YA TO TOMORROW NOON!"
"No, Harley..." the Joker smiled, still trying to hide little Jackie. "There's no fish in here."
"Well, good—there betta not be." Harley growled, then whistled for her hyenas, smiling. "COME ERE', BABIES! WE'RE GOIN' SHOPPIN'...and by that I obviously mean stealin'."
Joker breathed a sigh of relief as his (more-insane-than-he-was) girlfriend left with her hyenas.
"Anyway, fishy," the Joker said, whispering in case she could still hear him. "My plan, is to cover the entire Gotham Summer Carnival with COTTON CANDY!! AHEHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!"
Jackie jumped around with glee as she heard the clown man's iconic laughter.
Suddenly, in the distance, something landed on the roof. The Joker looked up, and grabbed an acid gun.
"Sorry, fish, I gotta go." He said. "The Dork Knight awaits me..."
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Meanwhile, Krypto and Ace had just received word that S.T.A.R. Labs was broken into a few hours ago. While they were investigating, Krypto noticed something very strange.
"Ace..." Krypto said. "I'm not sure if this is entirely possible, but its likely one of the fish just sort of...walked away?"
The Dog Knight raised an eyebrow at his super-powered counterpart.
"Not likely." Ace replied. "Unless this was perhaps the result of a mutation, then maybe. But—"
"OI VEY!!" A voice exclaimed. "WHAT'CHU YOU MOOKS DOIN'?!"
"Uh...who said that?" Krypto asked.
"DOWN ERE'!" That same voice exclaimed.
A small goldfish stood up at Krypto and Ace's paws. He was white, with green fins and a bright, red mouth with multiple sets of teeth.
"Y-you can speak...and walk.." Krypto panted.
"YEAH O' COURSE I CAN!" The jokerfish exclaimed.
"B-but how?" Krypto asked.
"Same way yous did I guess." The fish smirked. "Anyway, I'm Cesar—yer prabably lookin' fer Jackie, eh? Lemme tell ya—she's gone ta see that "The Joker" guy."