"I fell in love

And I didn't want to do it 'cause of you

But your love wasn't true

You try to hide that (silver) stone appearance"

Ne'zzakin and Padmé began their date by having a nice picnic on Naboo. They laughed and chatted for a while, looking at the beautiful, lush greenery that made up the planet.

"So, how's it going on Tatooine?" Padmé asked.

Ne'zzakin suddenly became rather angry, he was thinking about something.

"...I hate the sand." Ne'zzakin said. "It's coarse and rough, and it gets everywhere..."

"Well...that's an odd thing to say.." Padmé said.

"And the lies, those other lies

You'll give your love to anyone who as, yes you do

And I know that it's true"

The next thing that they did was take a calming boat ride along Lake Naboo. Padmé smiled and laughed along with Ne'zzakin after a fish spat water at them.

"Oh, this is just lovely..." Padmé sighed. "When I was a little girl, the handmaidens would take the family yacht out on the lake, and I would pick water lillies..."

"But still I care

And I want to see you there

When I need, yes indeed you are"

Meanwhile, out on the lake, Archie-p0 and R2 pea2 were paddling a cardboard box across with nothing but a spatula. Ne'z stopped listening to Padmé for a second to look over at the two droids.

"Hey Arch, over here!" Ne'z called.

"Master Ne'zzakin!" Arch called. He began to paddle closer to Bob. "What do you think of my new plating?"

"Is that GOLD?!" Ne'zzakin exclaimed.

"Why, it most certainly is! By the way, what are you doing with Miss Padmé?" Arch asked.

"I'm taking her out courting!" Ne'z exclaimed. "You know, like, "froggy went a courtin' and he did ride, somethin' somethin'—" the point is, I'm in—"

"NE'ZZAKIN! You can't just—" Arch started.

"It's a free planet, Arch." Ne'zzakin replied. "I could marry a hutt if I wanted to..."

"My forbidden lover,

I don't want no other,

My forbidden lover,

I don't want no other"

Later on, they stopped at a small log cabin that they were going to rent for the weekend. Since Arch still felt very suspicious about the whole thing, he and R2 decided to lay a trap for the two lovebirds outside their door and see what would happen. So Arch and R2 spent the next five minutes arranging marbles on the ground, something from Nez's childhood.

"Thank you ever so much for helping me, R2." Archie-p0 said. "Now, to see what he's up to..."

The golden asparagus droid opened up the door, while a pink glow emerged from within. What he saw, was the most shocking thing of his life...

"Tell me something good

Tell me that you love me, yeah

Tell me something good

Tell me that you like it, yeah..."

"Ohh yeah baby..." Ne'zzakin moaned.

Archie-p0 was horrified.

"Tell me something good

Tell me that you love me, yeah

Tell me something good

Tell me that you like it, yeah..."

The golden droid immediately shut the door to the cabin, and breathed heavily.

"Oh, R2!" He exclaimed. "It's WORSE than I imagined!"

R2 beeped questionably, causing Archie-p0 to stutter considerably.

"W-w-WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!" Arch exclaimed. "I SAW THEM IN THERE, HAVING S—"

"Hi, Arch!" N'ez shouted all of a sudden. "How—whu-WOOOOOAH!!"

Ne'z slipped on the millions and millions of marbles that the two droids set up, then landed on his back.

"Master N'ezzakin, I cannot allow you to go through with this!" Arch said. "You know that the Jedi code prevents you from having a relationship with someone like Miss—"

"Blah blah blah..." N'ezzakin said. "I'm a Jedi, Arch...it's not like it's gonna lead to havin' a baby...I'm a teenager now."

Ne'zzakin went back inside the cabin, leaving Arch very confused.