Author's Note: Implied Harry!Multi. Even though it is implied I feel the need to mention that while they are in sexual situations, neither Sirius nor Remus touch Harry sexually. (Sorry to those of you that like that!) Enjoy!
"Harry, I've got a serious question for you," Sirius stated, tapping the space beside him.
"Okay…" the teen breathed, plonking down beside his godfather.
"Do you prefer girls or boys?"
"Er…?" he breathed, blinking.
"Not sure which you like more? That's fine, we'll cover both."
"Both?" Harry repeated brow furrowed in confusion.
Sirius nodded grinning. "As your Godfather, it's my job to prepare you for life, which includes your love life," he added with a wicked grin.
"I suppose so," Harry replied slowly.
"I figured you wouldn't want to play with anyone from the Order…" he trailed off and Harry shook his head vehemently. "So, we'll go looking for company this evening. It should be easy enough to slip away an hour after dinner."
"Won't you get in trouble for leaving?" the teen asked softly.
"My godson is the most important thing to me, and you're going to need some air," he declared with a grin.
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Harry leant into Sirius' side with a grin. "Are we heading home now?"
"Why would you think that?" Sirius responded with a grin.
"I've been with a girl, and a guy, what more is there?"
"Oh Harry," he breathed, chuckling as he wrapped an arm around his shoulders. "You have so much to learn."
"A selection?"
"You're starting to get it. Let's see if you can find a girl that'll enjoy double-teaming, then a guy that'll like being sandwiched."
"Sandwiched?" Harry repeated head tilted curiously.
Sirius lowered his voice. "Between the two of us," he explained. Harry blinked. "Unless of course you want to try bottoming?"
Harry blushed. "I want to try it," he said, voice soft but firm. "Though not someone huge please, go easy on me."
Sirius chuckled. "If you're interested in more, I'm sure we can fit more trips in over the summer." Harry grinned.
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"Thank you for the good time, boys," Sirius spoke warmly, helping Harry from between two fit, male twins. "But we need to get going."
"Already?" one pouted.
"Can't you stay a little longer?" the other asked, trailing his hands down his torso temptingly.
"If we could, we would," Harry stated with a sigh of regret as he got dressed.
"Any chance of a repeat?" they asked sultrily.
"Unfortunately, my godson will be going away to school in September." They sighed. "And you want to play with him more than me, don't you?" he asked, unperturbed.
The twins grinned at him. "If you have a friend as hot as you…?" they trailed off with wicked grins.
Sirius chuckled. "Maybe."
The door wrenched open. "What the hell are you-" Remus growled, cutting off abruptly as he took in the naked twins and the smell of sex in the air.
"Bring him," they whispered. "You've got our number?"
Sirius nodded and led Harry and Remus from the room. "Why don't you get us something to eat?" Sirius asked Harry. With a nod, the teen nipped into a local convenience store.
"Go ahead," Sirius sighed once Harry was out of earshot.
"What were you thinking?!" the werewolf hissed, voice deliberately low.
"He needed an education, and who better to give it to him than me – and muggles."
"Please tell me you didn't-"
"Of course I didn't touch him," Sirius interrupted hotly. "I changed his nappies for Merlin's sake! I can't think of him like that." Remus blew out a relieved breath. "Come on Moony, you didn't really think-"
"You both reek of sex and cum, I needed to be sure." Sirius huffed and crossed his arms. "Why did you do this?"
"The boy had no clue about sex, or even his orientation!" Sirius cried, making sure his voice didn't carry. "Surely it's better for him to learn from someone who knows everything, and play with people that have no idea who he is." Remus' expression turned thoughtful. "Can you imagine what the gossip rags would do to him, if he chose a partner that went to them, particularly his inexperienced first attempts? Regardless of the fact that plenty of teens fumble, or make all sorts of clumsy mistakes, at first, they'd flay him for all to see, and his life at Hogwarts wouldn't be worth living."
"You have a point," he admitted as Harry came back into view, arms laden with packets. He offered some to both men before he opened up his and scarfed them down hungrily. "Does this mean our fun is over?" he asked with a sigh.
"Why would you think that?" Remus asked.
"You didn't seem happy," the teen pointed out in a small voice.
"Don't worry about Moony, his bark is worse than his bite," Sirius declared, wrapping an arm around Harry's shoulders.
Remus sighed. "I can't believe I'm going to ask this," he murmured in resignation. "What else have you got to cover?"
The brunets grinned at him.
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"Where have you been?" Molly demanded as they came through the back door.
"Out for a walk," Sirius replied smoothly, propelling Harry from the room.
"I sent Remus after you hours ago!" she retorted hotly, focusing her ire on the Animagus.
"Harry needed to clear his head," Remus soothed. "And he was escorted by two trained Order members, he was safe Molly."
Harry slipped away before Mrs Weasley could grab him and question him, hiding away in the first room he found with a closed door.
A little later, Remus and Sirius joined him in the Library. Remus cast Silencing Charms. "Did you enjoy yourself?" the werewolf asked the teen gently. He nodded, grinning brightly. "Then that's all that matters," he said with a smile.
"So, which do you think you are. Gay, straight or bi?"
"Bi," Harry said definitively. "I wasn't repulsed by what I did with the girls, or the guys, so I'm obviously attracted to both." He smiled shyly. "But I think I lean more to gay."
Sirius laughed wickedly. "That's my godson!" he declared proudly.
"I take it you would be happy to give up women for men, but not men for women?" Remus asked with an encouraging smile. The teen nodded. "There are times when he takes more after you than James," Remus murmured, causing both brunets to grin.
"So…you wouldn't be upset if I sleep my way through the attractive students at Hogwarts?" the teen asked with a grin.
Both men laughed. "So like you," Remus murmured, shaking his head with a smile.
"Seriously though?" Harry prompted.
"No one below fifth year," Sirius said firmly. Harry gave him a flat look. "No matter how much they might ask."
"And as long as you take precautions," Remus added.
"Sirius taught me the spells for girls and guys," Harry spoke.
"You're going to need more than that," Remus stated. "I'll teach you the 'Don't kiss and tell' Enchantment, just warn them," he added.
Sirius grinned evilly. "If they try and tell people about it, they lose their voice. The more they try to tell, the longer it lasts."
"So if they were to tell a reporter?" Harry asked, interested.
"Indefinitely," the men replied. All three shared a wicked smile.
"It's such a pity the Beauxbatons students won't be there this year," Harry sighed. "Right, now show me the spell."