A small, ramshackle house lay in the distance of the desert. It had a few chicken coops and a well nearest it, but other than that, it was really nothing to be noticed. From within this hut, a door opened up, revealing a vegetable clad in strange armor. This of course, was Jango Fett, a Mandalorian carrot.
"Great day to bounty hunt..." he said, after giving a satisfied sigh.
"DADDY!!" Exclaimed a voice all of a sudden.
A small, boy carrot approached the older carrot. He wore a suit of Mandalorian armor much like his father, and was very excitable.
"Hello, Boba!" Jango smiled. "You wanna come with daddy?"
"Sure do!" Boba smiled widely.
"Well, alright, then, let's go!" Jango smiled.
The older carrot placed his child upon his back, and off they rode on his jet pack.
"Aw, YEAH!" Boba exclaimed.
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Obi-Wan dashed through the desert as quickly as his little, grape body could carry him. Eventually, he stopped, and looked around.
"Well..." a voice said. "Greetings, mister Kenobi..."
"Jango Fett." Obi said. "What are you doing here?!"
"There's a bounty on you, my good man.." the carrot said. "And I have come to collect it."
"YEAH!" Boba exclaimed, emerging from behind Jango.
"Is that your—" Obi started.
"Yeah, I'm doing like a "bring your kids to work" kinda thing—whatever." Jango pulled out his blaster. "Now let's do this like Brutus, old man!"
Obi unsheathed his lightsaber and stood, ready to battle.
'No, you're never gonna get it
Never ever gonna get it (no, not this time)
No, you're never gonna get it (my love)'
With every shot that Jango shot at Obi, he would block it with his lightsaber.
"YEAH, GET HIM, DADDY!" Little Boba happily exclaimed.
'Never ever gonna get it
No, you're never gonna get it
Never ever gonna get it (no, not this time)'
Obi blocked Jango's gun blasts and flipped into the air, chopping his blaster in HALF!
"Gggggrrrrrggh..." Jango said. "BOBA! GET HIM!"
'No, you're never gonna get it (my love)
Never ever gonna get it'
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" Boba Fett launched himself high into the air and onto Obi Wan.
The little carrot bit down on Obi, extremely hard, causing Obi's eyes to widen.
"WHY YOU LITTLE!!" Obi yelled. "GET OFFA ME!"
'I remember how it used to be
You never was this nice, you can't fool me
Now you talkin' like you made a change
The more you talk, the more things sound the same'
Finally, Obi had managed to toss the annoying little Boba off the skiff and onto the sands. He and Jango went back at it again, this time with fisticuffs.
"HAAAAAA!!" Boba immediately flung himself back onto the skiff.
"You just DON'T GIVE UP, DO YA?!" Obi exclaimed, trying to hold the child back.
'What makes you think you can just walk back into her life
Without a good fight? Oh'
"Go for the jugular, son!" Jango exclaimed. "The jugular!"
"SHUT UP DAD!" Boba exclaimed. "I know what I'm doing!"
"BOBA TEA FETT DO NOT USE THAT LANGUAGE WITH ME!" Jango replied, grabbing his son by the ear.
'I just sit back and watch you make a fool of yourself
Cuz you're just wasting your time, oh
No, you're never gonna get it (not this time)'
"You know, I have TRIED to be nice with you, young man!" Jango exclaimed to his son while at the same time socking Obi Wan in the jaw. "You're GROUNDED!"
"AW, @!" Boba exclaimed.
'Never ever gonna get it (my lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (had your chance to make a change)
Never ever gonna get it'
"Dha...werda verda..." Obi said before completely passing out in the middle of the desert.
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Meanwhile, N'ezzakin was facing his own adversaries—he had heard through the Lite Vinaigrette that back on Tatooine, his mom had just been kidnapped by Tusken Raiders! He knew he had to save her, so he went into action...
"—LAY OFF MY MOM, YOU FREEEEEEEEEEAKS!!" N'ezzakin exclaimed, wielding his lightsaber and chopping the Tusken Raiders to bits.
"Oh, honey, thank goodness you're here..." Shmi sighed in relief.
"I love you, mommy!" N'ezzakin said, rushing over to hug his long-lost mother. "YIPPIEEEEE!!"
The cucumber teenager had left a whole path of carnage during his time back on his home planet. Later on, he actually started to feel quite guilty for all the bloodshed he'd committed.