(Oriental-style music plays)

The forests were calm. Birds chirped, a nearby spring was rushing, dotted with millions upon millions of small fish. A rock began to strangely float into the air, and one would notice that the rock had now become a part of a massive atom-like bunch of rocks that Rey was controlling through her mind. Rey was also floating in mid-air, while tiny little GG-8 was watching.

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Rey chanted continuously. "Be with me be with me be with me be with meeeeeee..."

Then, Rey opened her eyes. The rocks she was moving dropped to the floor.

"...it's not with me." Rey replied.

Immediately she fell, flat on her face.

Rey got up, and walked over towards Leia, who was filing her non-existent nails.

"Is Kabob still bothering you?" Leia asked.

"Yes..." Rey grumbled. "He's rude, controlling, obsessive, and a year ago, he sent me this embarrassing thing..."

Rey pulled out a large, pink card with her drawn in a suggestive fashion. Written in loopy, dark pink handwriting, was "COME BACK REY!". The card started to play a little jingle with Kabob's voice recorded as well.

("Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" Instrumental)

"IF, your name is Re-y,

AND ya really sexy,

COME on down and gimmie a SMOOCH!!"

"—you see what I mean?" Rey replied.

"Well, seeing as you're troubled," Leia said. "Why don't you go run the training course I set up for you again? It'll do wonders for your endorphins.."

"SURE THING!!" Rey exclaimed. She did love running that course.

Rey ran off to go start her training session again. Leia looked at the card again, making it say "IF-IF-IF-IF—" over and over again.

"One way or another, I'm gonna find ya

I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya

One way or another, I'm gonna win ya

I'm gonna get ya, get ya ,get ya, get ya

One way or another, I'm gonna see ya

I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya

One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya

I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya"

Rey walked quickly across a narrow branch over a large cliff: she was mindful of the drop below, but she still effortlessly blocked some lasers that a practice ball droid was producing with its lasers.

"I will drive past your house

And if the lights are all down

I'll see who's around"

She leapt off the branch, flipping at least three times, and landed on the other side of the crevasse with absolute skill.

"One way or another, I'm gonna find ya

I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya

One way or another, I'm gonna win ya

I'll get ya, I'll get ya

One way or another, I'm gonna see ya

I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya"

Rey leapt up onto a tree in slow-motion, grabbed a red flag, and zoomed back down in record speed. GG-8 was having a very hard time keeping up with her rapid pace.

"One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya

I'll meet ya, ah

And if the lights are all out

I'll follow your bus downtown

See who's hangin' out"

After a little while with practicing on the small robot, Rey began to sense a strange presence that she hadn't felt yet today. She tossed her lightsaber off to the side, missing the practice droid.

"One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya

I'm gonna give you the slip

A slip of the hip or another, I'm gonna lose ya

I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya"

However, she summoned a stick using the Lite Vinaigrette, and impaled the practice droid into the side of a tree. Then, she sliced the tree, along with the practice droid.

"One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya

I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya

One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya

I'm gonna give you the slip"

GG-8 started wildly beeping and moving around. Rey opened her eyes and looked behind her.

"Oh.." Rey said, upon noticing that a tree fell on the poor little droid. "Sorry!"

"HEY, REY!!" A mango resistance soldier called. "FINN'S BACK!!"

"Finn?" Rey exclaimed. She smiled, and pulled the tree off GG-8, running back to the base.

——————————

The Millennium Falcon showed up at the Resistance base...on fire.

Millions and millions of Resistance members crowded around the Falcon, but Chewie rushed through, holding R2 Pea2.

"*GLLLLLWWRAAAAGH!!*" Chewie exclaimed. "*MRH, MWRN BAGH!*"

(*"Alright, MAKE A HOLE, PEOPLE! Oh, my poor BABY!"*)

Chewie pressed a button on R2, which made him immediately sprout a fire extinguisher from his head. He moved R2 in a sweeping motion, until the fire was off of the Falcon. He gave a sigh of relief, then fainted.

Meanwhile, Finn ran over and embraced Rey.

"What happened?!" Rey asked him.

"Well, Poe here decided to Light-speed jump..." Finn grumbled. "And you can see where THAT got us.."

"HEY!" Poe exclaimed. "I, SAVED your BUTTS back there! So maybe—"

"YOU GUYS!" Rey exclaimed, separating the two from about to fight. "Just STOP it! I thought you were friends!"

"...oh.." Finn looked at Poe, and they hugged.

"REY!" Leia exclaimed. "POE! FINN!! I GOT A MISSION FOR YOU GUYS!!"

The three instantly ran over to Leia, who turned on a hologram.

"Apparently, Ol' Pulpatine has decided to rise from the grave once more and attempt to put the entire galaxy under his moldy fingers once again." Leia spoke. "We need you guys to find this Jedi artifact called a "Wayfinder" at once!"

"How do we locate it?" Rey asked.

"I know a guy that can help you kids out..." Leia smiled. "...Lando."

"NO WAY!" Poe said. "THE Lando Calrissian?! That guy is AWESOME!"

"Yes, yes I understand." Leia said. "Your assignment is to go out there and locate him...and bring Arch with you."

"Arch?!" Rey said.

"Yes." The golden asparagus droid said. "I have decided that I am coming with you..."

"But, aren't you all "etiquette and protocol""? Poe asked.

At that moment, a laser blast fired almost at Rey and Poe, except it it a target on a nearby wall perfectly. Archie-p0 blew the smoke, twirled his gun around like a gunslinger, and placed it into a belt that he was now wearing.

""Etiquette and protocol" THIS!" Arch exclaimed with glee.

"Okay." Poe said. "You're HIRED!"