Yoga waited in a dark alley on the other side of the stadium for something to occur.
Suddenly, the light of a red lightsaber started to illuminate his path.
It was Sudoku's, of course.
"Fiiiiiirre," sang Sudoku in a low voice. "(bum bum bum, bum bum bum), Aw, Fiiiiiiire..."
Yoga approached the man, baring his lightsaber.
"The way you WALK!" Sudoku exclaimed, punctuating his sentences by swiping his lightsaber at Yoga. "AND TALK! REALLY SETS ME OFF!"
Yoga leapt into the air and approached Sudoku from his left.
"The way you SQUEEZE!" Sudoku exclaimed, baring his lightsaber once again. "AND TEASE! KNOCKS ME TO MY KNEES, cause I'm smokin', baby..."
Yoga flipped high into the air once more and landed on Sudoku's head, making him very confused and mad at the little grape.
"GET OFF ME!!" He screamed, trying to impale Yoga.
"No!" Yoga exclaimed, a smug grin upon his green face.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!" Sudoku exclaimed and tossed the little grape off his body.
Yoga then flipped once more, and pinned Sudoku down, complete with Lite-Vinaigrette choking.
"Gak! Agh! Hnmmnnf!" Sudoku choked out.
Just as Yoga was about to completely kill him, Sudoku pressed a button on a set of car keys, which made his skiff show up. He jumped on it and rode away, yelling,
"THE JEDI WILL FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!"