A/N: You've all cast your votes and made your decisions! The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers, and le- Oh wait wrong thing. Anyway, so after asking you guys on the Total Drama Reddit page I have declared the gender of the baby. It was a unanimous vote by everyone and the baby is… for you to find out in this chapter! There are some translation notes at the end.

- XOXO Kimiko

Duncan held the remote in his left hand as he took another sip of beer, it was 3 a.m. and once again he couldn't sleep so he watched the late night trash on TV. One of his favourite bad TV shows was on, Wizard Robot & His Less Successful Friend. It was a ridiculous comedy made by an Eastern European guy named Tomik Pjölk, which wasn't something he'd usually seek out but it was better than everything else on TV at 3 in the morning.

Gwen was at an art show all night and hadn't come home yet, he was starting to worry that something had happened. However all of his fears went out the window when the love of his life walked through the front door, he smiled at her. "Hey babe." He whisper called.

She took her shoes off and strutted over to the couch, "Hey," they gave each other a quick kiss. "What are you still doing up?"

Duncan shrugged, "Couldn't sleep." he replied simply. "Want anything to dri- Oh, right." he forgot for a moment that she couldn't drink while pregnant, nor could she eat sushi, sit in hot water or smoke weed. Sometimes Duncan was grateful that he wasn't a woman. He'd never bleed on a monthly basis, old fat perverts in Oshawa wouldn't stare at him and he'd never have to push a human being out of his non existent vagina.

Gwen smiled and sat down next to him, he put an arm around her waist and kissed her forehead. They sat in a comfortable silence for awhile as they watched the events take place in the episode. In the episode, the main character forms a crush on a porn star and actually picks her up, turns out though she's a gold digger and takes all his money. At least that's what they understood from the bad English, it was at least easier than understanding Newfies* though. When the commercial break came on Gwen broke the silence. "So what should we name the baby?" she asked.

Duncan looked at her and thought for a moment, "Hmmm, that's a good question." Tomorrow they were going to the hospital to find out the gender of the baby, Gwen was hoping for a boy while Duncan was hoping for a girl, but they had yet to discuss what to name the baby.

Gwen laughed a little and rested her head on Duncan's chest. "I can't believe we haven't even talked about this, I'm due in 6 and a half months!" The past 10 weeks had been hard on both of them, poor Gwen was having morning sickness all the time, even at night, and she was always craving ketchup chips. Thank goodness they lived in Canada. Duncan had managed to tell Gwen about his worries and she reassured him, or rather she found out when she "accidentally" read Coco's Tweeter blog (for Duncan that blog was rather inconvenient, it always revealed things he wanted to keep a secret), but like any human being their feelings weren't easily fixable. They were both stressed and hadn't had time to decide on names for the baby or anything.

Duncan ruffled her hair, "Since you want to have a boy you should choose a boy name, and I'll choose one for a girl." he suggested.

Gwen nodded and thought for a second, "I kinda like the name Damien." she decided.

Duncan smiled, "I like that name too." he took a moment to think, too, "How about Raven?" he suggested,

Gwen couldn't help but laugh at the suggestion, "Yeah, and we'll get her a little purple cloak and a spell-book!" She half joked.

Duncan snickered, "I didn't mean after the Teen Titans one, also I can't tell if you're agreeing or vetoing." He replied.

Gwen shook her head, "I know, I know, but I like that show and Raven is my favourite character, so in other words I love it." She grabbed his cheek and gave him a tender kiss. "Your lips taste better when you don't smoke." she told him.

He smiled stupidly, feeling encouraged by that simple statement, "If you had told me that earlier I would've quit a long time ago." Not only was Gwen undergoing tough physical changes, but Duncan too. When he found out Gwen was pregnant, he decided to quit smoking, and he was already looking better. He felt like shit when it came to the withdrawal symptoms, and he felt even worse about how often he'd get angry for no reason, but he craved nicotine less and less often. His oral fixation hadn't faded, that was there since he was little, but he had found a less expensive way to satisfy it: Gwen.

Whether it be kissing, licking, biting, sucking, almost anything he needed to do with his mouth (except like eating and stuff) she'd help him satisfy that need. Obviously he wasn't the only one who got pleasure out of it, it was an everybody wins agreement. He grabbed her hand and began kissing it, "Haha! Stop that tickles!"

He smirked, "I'll do something that you'll enjoy even more then!" He pushed her down on the couch and forgot about their appointment the next morning.

…

Gwen sat on the examining table holding Duncan's hand, they were both incredibly tired from what they did all night on the couch. Poor DJ walked in on them around 5 a.m. and saw something he never wanted to, because of them he won't sit on the couch anymore. The doctor walked in and turned on the ultrasound machine, "Hello Gwen." He greeted.

Gwen bowed her head, "Hello Dr. Cai."

He turned momentarily to Duncan, "她又會暈倒嗎?" he asked.

Duncan raised an eyebrow, "Ummm, 中文... 没有。" He replied in broken Chinese, he only knew a few words that were mostly curse words.

Gwen grimaced and spoke up, "没有，我不會那樣做。" Duncan had forgotten that Gwen spent a summer in Shanghai before they got back together.

There was some awkward tension in the room, "Anyway, let's get started." Dr. Cai suggested.

Gwen pulled up her shirt and the doctor put the gel on her stomach, he set up the ultrasound machine and scanned her with the transducer. There was a beep from the machine and an image appeared on the screen, Gwen and Duncan looked at it expectantly. "Where is it?" asked Gwen.

The doctor moved the scanner downwards, "Here it is."

Duncan stared at the screen in amazement, "Wow… that's my kid." he murmured, he held Gwen's hand. "Gwen look at our baby!"

Gwen turned to the doctor, "Is it a boy or a girl?" she asked.

The doctor looked at the screen and adjusted the transducer a little, "Hmmm…" Dr. Cai nodded, "It's a girl." He announced. "Congratulations."

Duncan couldn't hold in his excitement right now, here was his daughter. Yes, his daughter. He was this baby girl's dad. Gwen on the other hand was a little upset right now, she actually couldn't see the baby that she knew was in plain sight. "Where is she?" she asked.

Duncan pointed to a spot on the screen. "She's right there. See?"

Gwen smiled, "Oh, I see her now."

The two sat in mesmerized silence as they watched their tiny unborn child shift slightly inside of Gwen, they could already tell she was going to be a sweet, smart and beautiful little girl, and Gwen couldn't help welling up with tears again. "You… still can't see her can you?" Duncan inferred.

"NOOOO!" she cried.

He rolled his eyes humorously and pointed to the baby again. "I really hope she's not invisible to you once she's born, hahaha!"

- Translation Notes -

Oshawa: A dangerous part of the Toronto area that's like Queens (New York) or Compton (Los Angeles), I live here and it's terrible.

Newfie - A Canadian slang term used when talking about someone from Newfoundland. They have a strong accent and their own dialect that people from other places don't understand, and yes that applies to people from Toronto (I can't understand what they say either). Example here: watch?v=zqLuIXwsLDw

她又會暈倒嗎? - "She's not gonna faint this time, right?"

中文... 没有。- "Chinese… No." (Note that this was not a proper translation, Duncan did not know how to say this correctly)

没有，我不會那樣做。- No, I'm not gonna faint.