I'm telling you guys, it happened again!" The Toon Patrol, along with Smarty's mischievous cousins who were known as the Troublesome Trio, were hanging out at the Crazy Eights Diner that afternoon when Psycho had decided to bring up a very "concerning" issue that had been going on for a few days now. "Stupid was having a deep chat with somebody in his room and it went on for hours, he said he was just talking with his chipmunk Caramel, but I don't buy it."
Smarty had stopped drinking his coffee, "Why? You think he was talkin' to someone else instead?"
"Yeah," the young weasel answered back, "there's something fishy going on here.."
"It's not fishy, it's simple," Wheezy replied as he reclines back in his seat with a pleased grin on his face.
Wacky sighs happily as he takes a bite of his scrambled eggs, "Hard to believe Stupid's already got.."
Psycho immediately sits up from his spot when he heard what Wacky was about to say, hinting that he knew something he didn't, "What, what?! What does he got?!"
Speedster, Smarty's oldest cousin, was nonchalantly blowing bubbles in his soda then looks back at the spiky haired weasel slyly, "It's totally obvious, man." "Wake up and smell the coffee, Chocolate Breath," Speedster's sister Giggle added, crossing her arms and smirking to herself.
Psycho was looking around as he was sniffing for the supposed smell of coffee beans, but smelled nothing, "I don't smell anything, what're you guys talking about?"
"Well, he's got.." Greasy took a sip of his flask before he could finish his statement. Unfortunately Wheezy finished it for him as he simply replied, "A new best friend." Greasy seemed annoyed that Wheezy beat him to the punch as his mouth was wide open as he let his liquor spill out of his mouth.
"Now, sweetie, I think you need to explain that," Wheezy's girlfriend Jane replied politely. Psycho was starting to get tired of not knowing where his friends were going with what they were saying as he looks at them suspiciously, "Just what're you saying?"
"You know all those fish in the sea, Psycho?" Speedster's brother Snicker inquired.
"Um, yeah? What about them?"
Snicker then adds, "Seems like our buddy's caught one for himself."
Psycho's eyes went wide with surprise once he got the hint, "No way!" Smarty shared the same reaction as he got the hint also, answering in disbelief, "A girlfriend?"
"But why would he want to keep something like that a secret from all of us?" Jane asked curiously. Speedster blows more bubbles in his soda for a bit, which got Jane's attention, and smirks teasingly at her, "It's first love. The first one's always secret, Jane."
"Que romantÃco, makes me think of mine," Greasy gushes as he takes another sip of his flask.
"It should. Haven't had one in months, eh, Greasy?" Wacky asked teasingly while sprinkling some more salt on his scrambled eggs.
Greasy angrily spits his drink out from the offensive jest and glares at the lime green weasel, then his expression turns sneaky, taking a sly sip of liquor "Not like you're having any luck, Egg Sucker! But remind me to have our amigo spill where he met this chica, comprende?"
Speedster blows bubbles in his soda once again, "Maybe I should teach him my ten easy tips on how to get a girl?" He looks at his brother Snicker as he teasingly replies, "That's if you still need my advice, bro." He laughs uncontrollably as Snicker just groans in annoyance and embarrassment.
"But Stupid's too naive, no way he'd be able to manage hookin' up with anyone else," Smarty commented, he obviously knew that Stupid's never talked with anyone else but them.
"You're telling me!" Psycho answered back, resting his head on his arm. He looks up, deep in thought, "Now, just who is this special little lady?"