A/N: Apparently some people can't tell when the gamer ability THIS is different than THIS. Really? Just really? Also I have NOT spoken a single time on the story, other than line breaks. So please pay closer attention when fucking reading. Besides that was more a pilot of sorts. Of course I suck at explaining some shit, so yeah. Note for the one person who want be able to tell, THIS Speech is the fucking Gamer Ability talking/being shown. This is the author note thing. So yeah. I will NOT say it again for fucks sake. Canon is going to be a mess. I will skim through DB, go through the world tournaments, and explain the training, but that's it. I don't got the patience to go into extreme detail once I get to a certain point. Also guest who said that this is stupid and cliché, please explain who this is stupid and cliché if this is more a of an original point of view to the story as I am going to fuck shit up in DB, and DBZ will have some massive changes due to DB changes obviously. I won't have Gamers ability table show up every chapter, unless it has a major change, like a awaken ability, puberty, Goku leveling up, Bulma's in love with him (I fucking hate Chi chi in DBZ.) or if I feel I need to go into better description as I was to lazy to do a good one. That and explain better.
Gamer ability, the cleaner, better version.
Name: Son Goku
Level: 5
Hp: 300/400 (He was shot by Bulma, so it would hurt him)
Ki level: 700/700*
EXP to next level: 20 (Out of 200)
Strength: 12 (Breaks boulders, lifts cars and able to lift 3 tons with ease.)
Speed: 30 (Able to catch up to a car on foot)
Durability: 90 (Able to take a bullet, and only suffer some pain. Can be enhanced with Ki.)
Intelligence: 3 (Barely able to read)
Will: Uncountable/unmeasurable. (Meaning his will can not be dominated. Why because MC anime logic.)
Reaction time: Arrow timer, point blank. (He can avoid a arrow up next to him. Think of TP Ganondorf .)
Perks:
Unknown Heritage: -3% of ******** till discovery.
Latent Transformation ability: .9% increase to everything until unlocked. (Hint, your best friend in the world needs to die or be nearly dead.)
Gamer body and mind: Makes you immune to forced transformations (Like being forced into a carrot.), mind control, makes injuries cosmetic unless stated otherwise, and will fully heal you in your bed in one night. Meaning bathroom is not needed, same with food. Blood is cosmetic, meaning isn't truly being lost Gamer mind also makes it were most emotions won't effect you as long as it is in effect..
Infinite Ki Generator: Locked unless you want the powerful Fierce Deity to unlock, but you have to sacrifice your Tail once (he will only want it once, after that yeah, free game your tail returns.)
Oh yeah, if the Ki thing is ever unlocked, you will become Fierce Deity's champion for all time.
Punches and Kicks: 50% of level 10 They are very self explanatory.
Reputation:
Bulma 100/000 (0 being average , 100-900 being friendly, 1000-2000 being good friend, 2000-3000 is best friend, and for the opposite gender, 4000-7000 equal crush, love, and unbreakable love, all in that order. 7000-8000 (Fierce Deity help you if that happens) is Yandere territory. The love of the girl is so great, that you will forever be stalked by her. That or get raped by her after getting kidnapped (Adultnapped?) by her.
Bulmas stat sheet as shown by the Gamer ability:
Strength: 4 (normal human strength)
Speed: 3 (normal speed)
Durability: 4 (normal human durability)
Intellect: 9000 (Able to fucking make time travel a possibility in a year at the slowest. Also able to reverse engineering alien technology like it is a little kids toy.)
Will: Feminine Fury. Nough said.
Perk:
Feminine Fury: Get her made, her stats multiple by infinity, and her intellect decreases to .1. Because logic.
Yandere: For whatever reason, IF she falls for you, RUN THE FUCK AWAY AND MOVE TO A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE STAT! Unless you break up contact with your other female friends who are weak. Still, get the fuck out of here!
Back with Goku and Bulma at Grandpa Gohans house.
"So what your saying, is that if you show me your... Underwear, you will get the ball?' Goku asks.
"Yeah kid. See girls underwear for a ball. Isn't that a good deal?" Bulma replies.
(They are in Gokus little home, talking about the dragon ball by the way)
"No, no it isn't. This ball is my grandpa!" Goku exclaims.
Bulma pulls up her skirt, showing she isn't wearing any underwear making Goku curious.
"Bulma, why don't you have a pee pee or balls?" Goku asks with curiosity.
Bulma gets feminine fury mode. WARNING! WARNING! DANGER IN FRONT OF YOU! GET YOUR SCRAWNY STUPID ASS OUT OF THE WAY NOW!
"I AM A GIRL YOU MORON!" Bulma shouts at Goku, breaking a eardrum.
Bulmas reputation with you went up (?) by 3000.
Later, after reaching a beach (Goku meet Turtle so don't worry. Nothing major happened. Excpect Gokus intelligence going up because of Bulma teaching him a lot of things. I will go over it at the end.)
"So we are supposed to meet some old man?" Goku says.
"Yeah. I have to go get that old perverted fool. I will be back in a few hours." Turtle says as leaving.
"Great. A pervert. Though he is a martial arts master, and THE master, I will still shove a sword up his ass if he tries anything with me." Bulma says with annoyance.
Can't be the worst thing in the world Bulma. You get to say you met The martial arts master. Though if he tries something perverted he will get a punch in the face. Also thank you for teaching me some things." Goku thanks.
"Goku, While we only meet a while ago, I view you as a good friend as you were to innocent to hate. Now I view you as a great friend for your willing to learn, and your dislike of perverts." Bulma says.
The big point of this chapter was just to fix a few thing and bring us to Master Roshi. He is getting his own chapter in terms of meeting. I spent a month on this chapter and my God of Monsters chapter, so I just decided to set up a important thing here, and explain the gamer ability chart better, as the first one sucked monkey balls.
Gokus intelligence went up by 20 points.
Name: Son Goku
Level: 5
Hp: 400/400
Ki level: 700/700*
EXP to next level: 20 (Out of 200)
Strength: 12 (Breaks boulders, lifts cars and able to lift 3 tons with ease.)
Speed: 30 (Able to catch up to a car on foot)
Durability: 90 (Able to take a bullet, and only suffer some pain. Can be enhanced with Ki.)
Intelligence: 23 (Able to read and understand a collage level book, able to do collage level math, and all sorts of science.)
Will: Uncountable/unmeasurable. (Meaning his will can not be dominated. Why because MC anime logic.)
Reaction time: Arrow timer, point blank. (He can avoid a arrow up next to him. Think of TP Ganondorf .)
Perks:
Unknown Heritage: -3% of ******** till discovery.
Latent Transformation ability: .9% increase to everything until unlocked. (Hint, your best friend in the world needs to die or be nearly dead.)
Gamer body and mind: Makes you immune to forced transformations (Like being forced into a carrot.), mind control, makes injuries cosmetic unless stated otherwise, and will fully heal you in your bed in one night. Meaning bathroom is not needed, same with food. Blood is cosmetic, meaning isn't truly being lost Gamer mind also makes it were most emotions won't effect you as long as it is in effect..
Infinite Ki Generator: Locked unless you want the powerful Fierce Deity to unlock, but you have to sacrifice your Tail once (he will only want it once, after that yeah, free game your tail returns.)
Oh yeah, if the Ki thing is ever unlocked, you will become Fierce Deity's champion for all time.
Punches and Kicks: 50% of level 10 They are very self explanatory.
Reputation:
Bulma 3100/8000 (0 being average , 100-900 being friendly, 1000-2000 being good friend, 2000-3000 is best friend, and for the opposite gender, 3000-7000 equal crush, love, and unbreakable love, all in that order. 7000-8000 (Fierce Deity help you if that happens) is Yandere territory. The love of the girl is so great, that you will forever be stalked by her. That or get raped by her after getting kidnapped (Adultnapped?) by her.
* The infinite Ki Generator is the reason why it can change.