"Babe, Did you notice what's always in common between lesbian movies and shows?" Jade asked.
"Mmmm no, what?" Tori said raising her eyebrow towards her girlfriend.
"Well, one of the women is always married to a man and thinks she is straight till she meets the other woman and discovers all of a sudden that she is gay. So she spent 40 freaking years of her life never doubting her sexuality then all of a sudden because of one woman she discovers it"
"Maybe she had doubts about her sexuality but wasn't sure or didn't want to do anything about it till she has met that woman and changed her mind" Tori reasoned.
"Okay but why is it always the same case a married woman blah blah blah or falling for your best friend or one of the women dying. I mean what the hell is that" Jade kept babbling.
"Come on Not all of them though"
"Not all of them but most of them let me give you a few examples "married woman" Imagine me & You, A perfect ending, the fosters and I can't think straight. I know that last one she wasn't married but she was engaged to a MAN" Jade said with finality as if saying point proven.
" Okaaay but you loved all of these and also there are ones which are totally not clichés like Kissing Jessica Stein, Nina's heavenly delights and when night is falling" Tori smirked because she felt like she has proven Jade wrong.
"First of all for me Kissing Jessica Stein is not a lesbian movie because she was just experimenting and there wasn't a lot of kissing" Jade smirked back while holding two fingers and saying "Secondly that doesn't mean anything. Yes there are a couple of movies which are away from clichés but still mostly they are and by the way you forgot to mention Almost Adults, yes we haven't watched it yet but I feel like it won't be another cliché since it was written by lesbians"
"yeaah but…."
Jade cut Tori off and continued "Nooo I haven't finished yet. We haven't talked about the dead ones like in the 100, Lost and delirious, A perfect ending again this one doesn't have only one cliché but two and Los hombres de Paco"
"Wait, since when do you watch Spanish shows?" Tori asked quizzically because she always asked Jade to watch Telenovelas with her but she always declined claiming she doesn't like hearing Spanish except from her.
"Only this one because it had lesbian couples and I only watched it from the beginning of them showing up" Jade said
"Okay…. So what were we talking about again?"
"How the entertainment industry does a lot of clichés in lesbians movies and shows and how it's starting to get on my nerves because it's like all the stories has the same damn ending"
"Well you can always write and direct your own. I mean I know that you love writing horror but you can also do that. And maybe also you can combine them together and it will be an actual decent movie not that horror lesbian porn shit that exist unfortunately"
"That's actually an awesome idea Vega. You are less of an idiot since we have started dating. It's good to know that I am rubbing off on you" Jade smirked.
"Thank you" Tori mocked while clearly offended.
"You welcome" Jade smiled.