"VEGA" Jade shouted from the couch to Tori who was upstairs changing in more comfortable clothes.

"You know it won't kill you to call me Tori from time to time as we are dating now" Tori said while descending the stairs and going to sit beside her girlfriend.

"How do you know that it won't kill me? Do you want to test that theory? Huh? What if I died? It will be on you and I can't risk you getting depressed over thinking that you have killed me which would be true by the way and because I love you, you will always be Vega to me"

"Okay fine. I guess that will be my nickname or whatever" Tori said while frustrated with her girlfriend's exaggeration.

"Good. Now back to what I wanted to say before. How to be a lesbian? Like 100%" Jade asked which looked like a rhetorical question but Tori wasn't sure because of the look that Jade was giving her.

"What do you mean?" Tori raised her eyebrow

"I mean what things make a lesbian? I know but do you know?"

"Ummmm being a girl and only liking girls" Tori said while still weirded out with the weird question that Jade threw at her.

"That's not all of it. There is more than just liking girls. Ughhh are you sure that you are full blown lesbian? Huh Tori" Jade said while mastering a doubtful look on her face which Tori wasn't sure if it was real or was she just acting.

"Yes I am sure. What the hell do you mean?" Tori was getting exasperated with Jade since she is doubting her sexuality.

"Well there are specific things that lesbians do and I mean like every single lesbian do. So have you done them?" Jade questioned

"Which ones are these things? I can't read your mind."

"Well first thing, every lesbian should watch the L word. So have you watched it?" Jade inquired

"Nope but it doesn't mean anything"

"Are you sure about that?" Jade raised her eyebrow and then continued "Second thing, Have you ever been in love with a straight girl?"

"No but..."

"No buts" Jade raised her right hand in Tori's face to stop her from continuing "It's an unfortunate event that all of us have to go through with. Anyway how about watching TV Shows even if you don't like them just because they have a lesbian couple in it or just watching the parts they are in on YouTube?"

"Yess, that I have done, but to be honest, only in that show Los hombres de Paco. I only watched their parts on Youtube and by the way the ending sucked" Tori said kinda happily that she has done a thing from what Jade is saying.

"Well that's good I guess but what about lesbian webseries, do you watch them?"

"Well… only one. Carmilla. I loooove it and Carmilla is such a badass. I am in love with Natasha mostly because of that. She gives you the badass girl kind of vibe on the show and in real life" Tori said with a dreamy look on her face which made her not notice the glare that Jade was sending her way.

"Seriously "badass" and "in loooove"" Jade said while quoting the words that her girlfriend used "You are aware that I am a badass and I am the one who you should love, Right? She continued while still glaring at her girlfriend.

"Of course babe I am just saying that she is a good actress and just gives that vibe. But you on the other hand are an actual badass. Natasha got nothing on you" Tori said while giving Jade a sly smile and kissing her. The kiss starts to deepen and both of their tongues fight for dominance. Tori's hand starts sneaking under Jade's shirt.

"Stop babe. We can't today .I really wish we can but my period is early this month" Jade said while pulling Tori's hand out of her shirt.

"Oh maaan! I really wanted you right now. Can't we just chant something like Period Period go away don't come back I am fucking gay? And maybe I don't know, it will go away" Tori pouted

Jade chuckled "Vega it doesn't work that way babe" Jade leaned and kissed Tori's pout away "Plus did you just make that chant up?

"Naaah I saw it on tumblr"

"Well I liked it but anyway let me ask you the last question to give you a percentage on your lesbianism. Do you watch lesbian Youtubers?"

"Only two who are actually one since they are together"

"Oh who are they?"

"The Roses. Rose and Rosie. I loooove them" Tori grinned

"Didn't know you watched them. I remember telling you about them but you never told me that you were watching them. So are you lying so that you get more points?" Jade smiled slyly

"What nooo! I didn't tell because I forgot but I do watch them I even watched their until dawn videos and remember the time they were talking about straight girls and said "Straight till wet"? It kind of reminded me of spaghetti to be honest"

"Seriously? Spaghetti? Why is that?" Jade chuckled

"Well you know how spaghetti is straight but when you put them in the water they become flexible? Hence the wet part" Tori grinned

"Okay now that you are saying the truth about The Roses I am going to give you a percentage of 48%" Jade had a sly smile which Tori didn't notice

"What do you mean? Do you mean I am only 48% lesbian? I am not even half"

"Yup. Chillax babe, one day you will get the hang of it"

"The hang of it. THE HANG OF IT. Seriously Jade! Just because I don't do the stereotypical things that you think every lesbian should do, doesn't mean I am any less a lesbian than you. How dare you?" Tori was getting angrier and angrier by the minute with her girlfriend's absurdity.

"I'm being stereotypical and racist now" Jade agreed easily

"Yes you a.. wait what?" now Tori was confused

"I did this on purpose"

"But, why? You only got me angry"

"That was the point. Because last week we were sitting and reading articles on the internet and that girl said her girlfriend which was bisexual cheated on her. And remember what you said?

"Yes. I said she cheated because she was bi and they are confused and don't know who to choo… Oh" Tori stopped mid-sentence when she figured out what Jade wanted her to know "I was stereotypical"

"Yes you were and it made me think if I was bi would you have accepted when I asked you out? You probably wouldn't and it's not about the person sexuality. It's about the person him/herself. They said that on Rosie's Bi-sexy series which only contain two videos like Rose said but that video opened my eyes to other stuff too."

"Yeah I saw the video too. It opened my eyes on some things. But thanks for showing me where I went wrong and not in a kind of attacking way. I feel like it's kind of reverse psychology thing"

"It is" Jade said before giving Tori a peck on her lips.