'I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE OR ANYTHING RELATED TO IT.

'Hello, my name is Browny Collins and I'm 34 Year Old Otaku. Was a normal human with a intent to be an absolute genius and god when get drunk. Main word - WAS' He was struck and killed by lightning because he came to the roof... Drunk... In the Storm... Trying to fix TV connection saying "FREAKINH ALIENS STOP DOING CHAOS". As you already thought he is a Absolute Madman when he drunk... Interesting fact he can't spell letters 'G', and 'Y'.

Now it was useless because, well he died. Now he is in the deserted island that is not even 5 square meters big and it surrounded by sea. He looked around seeing nothing and just saw that dumb thing floating right in front of him. It said:

You has been reincarnated by the god of Stupidity. And he added letter to you:

"THIS IS DUMBEST DEATH I EVER SEEN! HAHAHAHA!"

Would you like to see a small Tutorial?

[Y/N]

Seeing the message he didn't even considered part of letter and was thinking more about where he is or what he thought 'HOW THE FUCK DID I GET THIS DRUNK?!! I ONLY WAS AT ANTARCTICA LAST TIME I WAS THIS DRUNK BUT THIS IS OTHER LEVEL! Also I spelled G? I think I lost my problem because of stress' He was thinking about how did he get here but after 20 minutes he decided to answer the question about tutorial. "Yes, Give me Freakinh Info."

You are reincarnated in One Piece world with the powers of System that is talking with you. You on the island that is located in very center of New World. You are 9 Year Old and 14 Years after Roger's Execution and 10 Years Before timeline starts. You are twin of Ace with most features from Gold.D.Roger and his Genes.

Would you like information on System?

[A/D]

'I'm surprised because I'm in One Piece. BUT MORE SUPRISED IM SON OF PIRATE KING! If Ace don't know me then I will create a story about that I was sent to flow at my own in New World. Accept this shit!'

The System's Name is "Overpowered System. Or just a gift for your stupidity. I would be ashamed if I was you" the System could have anything in its store and you have the power to buy anything from it for free. But for restrictions it was decided to be certain conditions to every bought you want.

'Huh cool. First I'm gonna go to Voosha. Because welp why Not?! And also should I meet Garp and be friend of Luffy. I kinda like being bad guy and Marine. But when I get the Admiral Rank I would request from world government the power to do justice as I think it needed. And be friends with Luffy will give me reason to not kill him in War.' He decided to look at his Status to see how strong is he:

Name: Gold.D.???

Age: 9 (34) Years

HP: 150/150

STR: 5

DEX: 5

VIT: 15

INT: 15 (-700 when Drunk)

WIL: 20 (650 when drunk)

LUK: 5

Stat Points: 0

~DF (Devil Fruit)~

None

~Haki~

Observation Haki { D } (Not Met Requirements)

Armament Haki { D } (Not Met Requirements)

Conqueror's Haki { D-D } (Not Met Requirements)

~Skills~

None

He isn't so strong and he thought of cool name and decided to do "Gold.D.Lernard".

Name: Gold.D.Lernard

Now that he done with this he need to find a way to go to other island. 'Is there a way to get to other place?' Lern Asked System also looking around. System didn't say anything but besides Him appeared a small dice with five sides. Lern grabbed it and flipped 'C'mon C'MON!'

After the last roll dice landed on E which meant East Blue. Lern was exited and started thinking of way next role will go. Then appeared a lottery ticket. It was really yellow like sand. Lern looked at it for a second, grabbed it and started hopping. After minute the island was chosen and it was 'Dawn Island'. "YEEES!" Lern screamed with excitement.

Host will be unconscious and will be on coast of Dawn Island near Foosha Village at the day Luffy and Ace met.

'Wait Wha-' Before Lernard's sentence ended he was put unconscious and when he woke up he was suprised to see a... Turtle. A big one. He then decided to go through forest while thinking and asking System about some dumb shit. Lern at some point decided to see shop.

~Shop~

Techniques

Devil Fruits

Weapon

Miscellaneous

Lern was walking in the forest with features of Pirate King. He had black hair, Carefree smile and Same eyes. Is 1'5 Meters long and was pretty muscular. Lern also looked Pretty Handsome but right now it is just cute not handsome. He then looked at shop and clicked Devil Fruits.

~Devil Fruits~

~Zoan~

~Paramecia~

~Logia~

~Mythical Zoan~

Lernard looked at variants with worried look. What if all Devil Fruits will be Locked for a while? He was considering that Zoan will be useful but will be useless against stronger enemy. Paramecia was or Very Good or just Meh. Logia was very very creative type which needed big creativity to create skills. But of all it is good right now. Mythical Zoan is best because of its abilities Lern still remembers Marco's mythical Zoan and understood that it would be best.

~Mythical Zoan~

~Greek~

~Roman~

~Legendary~

'It is pretty understandable' Lern though looking at types of mythical Zoan. 'So Greek is for powerful abilities with big Requirements. Roman is weak assortment and strong abilities. Legendary is everything from Anime,Manga to real life legends.'

~Legendary~

Tail-Tail Fruit, Model: 1 Tail

Tail-Tail Fruit, Model: 2 Tail

Devil-Devil Fruit

...

Tail-Tail Fruit, Model: 9 Tail

Black-Black Fruit, Model: Bubonic Plague

'I like concept of Tailed Beasts but... Strength that can give Makkuro-Makkuro no Mi or Black-Black Fruit is Incredible.' The last interesting fact that he is also crazy and have schizophrenia in low state. That means he can sometimes here voices mock him and always it is voices of the people close to his current place. While he was thinking about taking this fruit he thought 'Isn't there need Requirements?'

Devil Fruits have no requirements just eat them and just do what you want.

'Cool' Lern though clicking on Black-Black Fruit to buy it. In his hand appeared black fruit with multiple sculls and swirls all around the fruit. It had shape of a Scull too. Without a doubt he started eating the fruit. "BLAAH! This thing tastes like Bubonic Plague!" Lern yelled at the bad taste of the fruit. He decided to do a stop to rest for a bit and at the same time test his powers.

The information flew to his mind with insane speed. After seconds he understood how to use it. First Lern thought 'Wait! Why I will It is a Logia not a Zoan?'

Because it is a Logia. Was founded bug of the system and decided to fix it... To fix problem need to give host power of 'Administrator' all restrictions were disabled. Now host can change categories by himself.

'This was... Sudden.' Lernard though about something this dumb to happen. But once again isn't the God of Stupidity gave him the System? Lern just continued checking his powers. First he turned his body to Black Fog of Death. It radiates a feeling if someone will go near him he will die. 'This fruit is the most OP fruit. But it is dangerous to use it at the time without control on it.'

Lern thought a little more then decided to abuse his current Administrator status. 'Buy Haki and Master it with Rokushiki.'

Done

With simple word Lernard got the feeling of everything around him including Luffy who right now with Ace and... Sabo? 'System why is Sabo here if he will only appear later?'

System got slightly off the course with calculations. To fix traveling in time.

'WAIT WHAAT?!!' With the scream Lern got older to 19 Years Old. And the feeling of Luffy getting in the port was here. 'So timeline starts.' Lern took quick glance at his stats and started running at the Port.

Name: Gold.D.Lernard

Age: 19 (34) Years

HP: 3,000/3,000

STR: 80

DEX: 150

VIT: 300

INT: 15

WIL: 40

LUK: 20

Stat Points: 0

~DF (Devil Fruit)~

Black-Black no Mi, Model: Bubonic Plague.

~Haki~

Observation Haki { A }

Armament Haki { A }

Conqueror's Haki { S }

~Skills~

Basic Rokushiki { S }