Christopher Quimby was a controversial figure of Goku-like, psychopathic proportions. Born in December 1630, exactly four months after his father Onus got killed by a rutting mad deer, Chris spoke Cherokee before speaking English. Clearly beloved by fellow villagers in the Qualla boundary, he nonetheless was cautioned by the impacting ethnic Amerindian conflicts and the late-coming multiple invasions of the colonial invaders on Native American villages via Smallpox and weaponry.

He lived in a log cabin with his only known spouse Bessie Raleigh, who never bore him kids because her family life was seemingly awful. She kicked Christopher out of the log cabin, since her marriage vows were perhaps as brief as a year. Christopher fought against life for survival and was a swindler like his late dad, which explains why he had to sleep with various women to survive.

He didn't impregnate his temporary sleeping friends much, but met someone much younger than him by a whole typical parenting generation (of 1980s standards)! She was both his chronicler and his biggest fan, and - believe it or not - her name was Wyllie Hill. He impregnated her, who later bore him Jack in April 1680. As Jack grew older and turned six years old, he and mother Wyllie saw Chris dying of various natural causes.