Harry Potter/ Glee X-Over
I own nothing. All the rights go to the creators and all that jazz. I do not own these songs.
HP/Glee Female Character TBD
A/N: For note it is set 2016, nothing has changed save for time. Just means I can use a far greater percentage of my music library.
III: "Mean little girl and a can of gasoline!" (Curse of Millhaven)
Harry grabbed the two remaining slushies in one hand, grabbed the guy who had him in the Full Nelson by the back of his shirt "Sorry about this. Ankle's loose get some ice on it. Also take this like boss." With that he flung one cup of corn syrup into his face.
Harry turned on Karofsky who was trying to back away but bumped into the Locker "Shoe's on the other boot big guy." With that he sent the slushy into Karofsky's face and some of it splattered onto the crotch of his jeans "You're probably gonna want to change those…Look like you've gone pissed yourself."
Karofsky quickly melted into the crowd. Harry turned to Kurt "What's with everyone staring at me like I'm some celebrity." He whispered getting a laugh from Kurt. "Everyone move along!" Someone shouted and everyone went about their business.
"My friend, Karofsky is on the Hockey team. Them, the Football, the Soccer team and the other sports teams are the 'popular ones' of the school. Slushying is a sign of power." Harry had to groan at that and he grabbed his pencil case.
"You don't have any books yet…The school will get you them…Come on, Maths is this way." Said Kurt, grabbing Harry's hand and didn't release it until they got too the classroom when Kurt realised "I'm sorry."
Harry stared at him "About what?" Kurt looked at him "You don't mind?" Harry always had a temper but always repressed it. During his adjustment period and mass learning sessions he was able to become freer with his emotions. "Kurt, I don't know you. I want to as a friend. I've been fed a diet of misery, rough childhood, half-truths, white lies, obfuscation and outright lies along with manipulation so please be a ray of sunshine and fucking spill." Harry said before clamming up himself.
"I'm gay. Homosexual. I play for the home team." Snapped Kurt quelling Harry's temper before probing Harry "Want to go into more detail about your family? I'm pretty sure you can place charges." Harry smiled one of his few full smiles and hugged Kurt.
"Thanks, but no thanks. Me pressing charges against them will spark a signal of 'I'm in America come and get me'. I changed my bloody name just to give them the slip and I came to a middle out of nowhere town. Please don't ask anymore. I'll tell when I'm ready."
Thankfully during their dialogue was during the busiest part of the morning rush and thus no-one really paid attention to what they were talking about. Harry smirked to himself when he was settling in he had been catching up in both American and British schooling fully abusing his ability to function on five hours of sleep a night. Was it unhealthy? Quite possibly but he had always been a survivor.
(Britain)
Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan collapsed on the Londoner's sofa "What we gonna do Seamus? The British Wizarding World's gone batshit insane."
Seamus shrugged "Not sure…We could do a runner. Harry did it." With a hint of resentment in his voice. Dean snorted at his best friend "Can you blame him? We, as in the Wizarding World haven't exactly treated him all that well. You know as well as I about how he was treated." Harry had come clean to all the males and females in their year, the year above and selected people from the year below and forced them to keep quiet about it.
Seamus nodded "We could. Hermione went with him. Find Hermione we find Harry." He suggested and with that he grabbed Dean's Owl; Zephyr and scribbled a note to Hermione.
Hey, Hermione.
How you holdin' up. Where you holdin' up? You know where Harry is? Britain's going insane.
Hope your well
Seamus and Dean.
Seamus and Hermione had gone on a few dates during their third year summer and had amicably broken it off after spending a better part of a month and a half getting to know one another.
Dean and Hermione had also bonded although theirs was more to do with both being muggleborn shoved into a prejudiced world. It took a better part of a month before there was a reply and it was in the form of a phone call. Seamus and Dean were renting a flat on the outskirts of the magical area of London.
"Dean Thomas speaking. Who's calling at 3am." Said Dean groggily.
"Sorry, Dean. Forgot about the Time Difference its Hermione. I got your note."
Seamus entered the room and Dean put the phone on speaker "Hey 'Mione."
"Howya Seamus. For once gentlemen Harry's not with me in Australia but rather hiding out somewhere in America, He didn't tell me where but promised he would the moment he was settled."
Dean and Seamus both thanked Hermione and hung up. "America's pretty big Seamus."
"Yeah Fifty States big and we can count on Harry not hiding in the big cities." Stated Seamus before a thought came to him "We could go over there and ask for him and give some probable aliases if we are stopped."
Dean nodded "First of all let's get some sleep and we can deal with this in the morning."
(Australia)
Hermione put the phone down it almost eight in the evening meaning it would be nearly four in the morning for Harry. Harry didn't sleep well and tended to wake up around four in the morning and then doze until seven she should be fine. With that she began dialling his mobile.
(Lima Ohio, 4 am Wednesday)
Harry woke with a jolt. He rolled out of bed grabbing his wand before he realised that he had just been woken from a nightmare. He slowly exhaled through his nose to regain control his breathing.
He headed onto the landing and answered the loudly beeping tone "Harry speaking, whose calling me at four in the morning?" He grumbled getting a snicker from the other end.
"Is that how you treat all your friends." It was Hermione, Harry knew he wasn't going to be getting much more sleep it was too early for food but never too early for a drink. One of the things he and Hermione had learnt whilst on the run was how to duel, fight, pack etc. in all sorts of conditions and one of those happened to be drunk.
He entered the kitchen during their customary greetings. Taking a swig he sat on the sofa "What can I do for you?"
Hermione groaned, she had forgotten what Harry was like at hell in the morning "My apologies but I just got off the phone from Seamus." Harry's eyes widened.
"You back with him? Or is it Dean?" He asked causing Hermione to giggle. It was during the time in the tent when Ron and Hermione finally learnt the truth about him and his upbringing. Seamus, Dean and Neville had learnt or rather guessed about Harry's upbringing and only brought it up after one particularly taxing DA session.
During this time Hermione had mentioned that she had gotten to know all of the boys in their year. Something that Harry had teased her about tremendously "None of those Harry. Dean and Seamus are looking to get out of Wizarding Britain. They messaged me looking for you…"
Harry took a swig from his beer bottle "Because you and I are joined at the hip. You've probably told them I'm in America. Tell 'em in Lima Ohio. When they go, go through muggle customs and they should find you." Harry replied before hanging up.
Harry sat in his kitchen, stood up, popped his neck, back and stretched. Early morning Tv seemed like a plan. "I've got several episodes of Supergirl to watch." With that he poured himself some cereal and headed into the living room to watch Tv.
The hours trickled by and soon enough after three more bottles of beer and soon enough a slightly tipsy Harry left for the twenty minute walk to school.
"Hey Harry…You look awful…" Harry turned around to see Kurt waiting for him. Harry shook the cobwebs from his head "Don't be concerned. This is how I look after being awake since four in the morning."
Kurt stared at him "Why didn't you go back to bed?"
Harry snorted "I can't. Besides a friend called me to ask me if I could take some friends in for an unknown amount of time." Kurt nodded "Did you hear the assignment Mr. Schue set us?"
"Nope. What was it?"
"He told us to use the words 'mean little girl'." Harry smirked and Kurt wasn't sure if he particularly liked the smile.
Harry settled into his classes. He was old enough to be a Senior but due to his schooling or lack of he was a sophomore. Meaning if he played his cards right he would be able to graduate in the next year or so.
Geography was interesting and was Science. Especially about how the human body worked. Harry paid particularly close attention to skull and spinal injuries. Yes he had a concussion or three during his time at Hogwarts but had never truly understood why they were treated so delicately until now.
And soon enough everyone was piling into the music room. Harry grabbed a chair and spun it around so he was straddling the back. His body resting on his forearms as he checked his mobile for messages and as it turned out he had missed a call from Andy.
"Harry we're about to start." Harry looked up and saw Will waiting for him.
"Sorry, got to make a quick phone call…"
"You do know that I'm surposed to confiscate all phones that I see out."
Harry shrugged and called.
Andy picked up after the first ring.
"You took your time."
Harry chuckled "I have to make this quick Andy…Next time call me via the school so I don't get a bollocking which is currently being issued to me. What is it?"
Andy chuckled as she sat on the floor of the Black family barn with Teddy "I need you to look after Teddy…" She stopped as the phone hit the floor and it must have gone onto loud speaker.
"Harry are you okay?"
Harry spun left, spun right to avoid two people going at him for his phone. "Fine Andy…Look after Teddy, I do that normally…" He didn't get to finish as Will ended the phone call.
Harry's eyes flashed and the phone jumped back into his hand "You can confiscate but I'll get right back." With that he called again and this time put it on loud speaker.
"I do that normally. Sorry Andy. On Friday."
Andy grunted "I need to go to the hospital today. Won't be out possibly until Wednesday or Thursday."
Harry gulped "Are you okay?"
"Should be. Just some anomalies. Nothing too serious. So can you do it?"
"Yup. I finish at 5:30. Be home by 6. Yours by 6:30."
"You can do earlier surely."
"I'm surrounded by people who aren't in the know."
"Fair enough. I'll have his bag packed for your arrival. Have fun."
Harry hung up "Now was that so hard?"
Will snorted and held his hand out "Phone please."
Harry snorted and place it in his pocket "If you can find it." (Think Now You See Me 2 Card in Jacket Scene). Will patted the coat down and true to Harry's word couldn't find it.
"How did you…"
"Magic. Now you have a club to run."
Will nodded "Okay, I set a challenge and that was to find a song with the words 'Mean little girl.' Did anyone succeed?"
"Not really Mr. Schue. We only found stuff for either mean or little girl."
Harry stood up "I've got one. It's…questionable but I have something."
"Questionable how?"
Harry grinned "How about you listen."
Harry pulled out his guitar and a couple of the music kids jumped on an organ, guitar, bass, tambourine and drums "It's called Curse of Millhaven."
Schue and the rest shivered as Harry let out a massive wail of sound.
"I live in a town called Millhaven
And it's small and it's mean and it's cold
But if you come around just as the sun goes down
You can watch the whole town turn to gold
It's around about then that I used to go a-roaming
Singing La la la la La la la lie
All God's children they all gotta die
My name is Loretta but I prefer Lottie
I'm closing in on my fifteenth year
And if you think you have seen a pair of eyes more green
Then you sure didn't see them around here
My hair is yellow and I'm always a-combing
La la la la La la la lie
Mama often told me we all got to die
You must have heard about The Curse Of Millhaven
How last Christmas Bill Blake's little boy didn't come home
They found him next week in One Mile Creek
His head bashed in and his pockets full of stones
Well, just imagine all the wailing and moaning
La la la la La la la lie
Even little Billy Blake's boy, he had to die
Our little town fell into a state of shock
A lot of people were saying things that made little sense
Then the next thing you know the head of Handyman Joe
Was found in the fountain of the Mayor's residence
Foul play can really get a small town going
La la la la La la la lie
Even God's children all have to die
Then, in a cruel twist of fate, old Mrs Colgate
Was stabbed but the job was not complete
The last thing she said before the cops pronounced her dead
Was, "My killer is Loretta and she lives across the street!"
Twenty cops burst through my door without even phoning
La la la la La la la lie
The young ones, the old ones, they all gotta die
Yes, it is I, Lottie. The Curse Of Millhaven
I've struck horror in the heart of this town
Like my eyes ain't green and my hair ain't yellow
It's more like the other way around
I gotta pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming
La la la la La la la lie
Sooner or later we all gotta die
Since I was no bigger than a weavil they've been saying I was evil
That if "bad" was a boot that I'd fit it
That I'm a wicked young lady, but I've been trying hard lately
O fuck it! I'm a monster! I admit it!
It makes me so mad my blood really starts a-going
La la la la La la la lie
Mama always told me that we all gotta die
And the fire of '91 that razed the Bella Vista slum
There was the biggest shit-fight this country's ever seen
Insurance companies ruined, land lords getting sued
All cause of wee girl with a can of gasoline
Those flames really roared when the wind started blowing
La la la la La la la lie
Rich man, poor man, all got to die
Well I confessed to all these crimes and they put me on trial
I was laughing when they took me away
Off to the asylum in an old black Mariah
It ain't home, but you know, it's fucking better than jail
It ain't such bad old place to have a home in
La la la la La la la lie
All God's children they all gotta die
Now I got shrinks that will not rest with their endless Rorschach tests
I keep telling them they're out to get me
They ask me if I feel remorse and I answer, "Why of course!
There is so much more I could have done if they'd let me!"
So it's Rorschach and Prozac and everything is groovy
Singing La la la la La la la lie
All God's children they all have to die
La la la la La la la lie
I'm happy as a lark and everything is fine
Singing La la la la La la la lie
Yeah, everything is groovy and everything is fine
Singing La la la la La la la lie
All God's children they gotta die."
Everyone stared at him "What? I used those words did I not?" Said Harry dryly.
Mr. Scheu coughed awkwardly "I think that particular number is rather…bleak. This assignment…"
"Was to find a song with the words 'mean little girl' was it not? Then what's the problem. I found something that fitted your criteria or were you something with more sunshine and rainbows?" Harry growled.
"Harry calm down." Called Finn. Finn and the other members of the Football team stared as Harry turned on Finn faster than lightning. "I am calm…You will know when I'm not."
Puck couldn't help but grin "Song was interesting. Performed it really well though." Harry grinned in appreciation.
Schue looked over the notes for the assignment "Harry, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was expecting but it definitely was not that. As for your comment on Sunshine and Rainbows yes. Yes I was."
Harry at that let out a bark of laughter that sounded remarkably like a lion growling "Well you're going to be waiting for a long time. Because I'm all out."
"What do you sing about?" Retorted Schue frustration already evident.
"Anything."
"Do something that best tells your life."
Harry stared almost in shock "It's not a good life. In fact it'd give most of you nightmares. But if I were to give a song it'd probably be Down with the Sickness and The Anthem."
Schue decided to swiftly move on and leave Harry alone. Soon enough the Glee club left the school, Harry doubled back down an alleyway effectively losing everyone except for Quinn.
She saw him duck behind a dumpster and clear as day heard "Convertimini Fumant!" There was a pop, bang and crack before smoke erupted out of the alleyway and Harry disapparated.