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Heyyyyy! How are you? Enjoying the cliff hanger? o.o I'll put an end to your suspense :D Enjoy this next chapter! Let's meet Zack, shall we ;) (P.s, ALL OF YOUR REVIEWS HAVE BEEN AWESOME! I LOVE YOU GUYS! And I also apologise in advance, there's a teensy bit of copied dialogue here from off meme pics I've seen online (: I only added it because it's funny tehe I hope you like!)
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~That Damn Leather Jacket 2~
Chapter 3: You're a... WHAT!?
"W-what happened!?" Axel finally shook out of his shock, and slid the door open, the others following him inside.
It was bigger. Their whole cabin had almost doubled in size, it was so freaking weird. How did this happen? Six beds instead of the usual four... 6C was a lot bigger than any of the other cabins, and looked newer, flasher. Had they renovated it over the year? What?
Axel went over to his bed. It was the same as he remembered, it had an extra pillow though. He set his bag on the end of it and laid down on the blue duvet, staring up at the ceiling, heck, the ceiling was higher too. Dem went over to his bed and started looking around a bit, they still had their bath room with one toilet, one shower, not much had changed. The desks had been replaced by more modern ones, and Axel couldn't figure out for the life of him why they had been given this flash ass Cabin...
Riku sat down on his own bed, not at all effected by the sudden space enhancement, but far more effected by the fact that Sora was with another guy that wasn't Axel, Demyx or Zexion.
"Hey guys!"
Speak of the mother-fucking devil.
Riku looked up to see Sora at the door step with a hand on his hip looking around at the Cabin. "It's huuuge..."The brunet said before turning to a guy standing outside and beaconing him in. The guy was freaking tall... Black hair... Blue eyes... Tanned skin like Sora and Demyx. Wow, he was an island boy alright. Sora suddenly became uber excited and jumped up and down on the spot several times. "Axel! Zexion! Riku! I haven't seen you guys in forever!" Sora was hyper Sora right now, and he went round everyone pulling them into bone crushing hugs, even... Riku. The silverette had expected something more... Was Sora not into him anymore? Was he with this Zack person?
Sora didn't even spend a special 'moment' with Riku.
The silverette put on a smile, but behind it was just pure hurt and confusion.
They were... Just friends now. (?)
"Sora! How was your year? Who's this guy?" Axel already knew the answer. He kept looking at Riku though, thinking his friend was going to break down at any second but thank god he didn't.
"Oh! Sorry! Guys, this is Zack! He's a new member to our team this year and he's rooming with us!"
Zack shyly waved feeling like a massive third wheel and also slightly uncomfortable with the look Riku was giving him... Sort of like the silverette was wanting to repeatedly stab him with a sharp object over and over... Weird...
"I feel like we should interrogate him. That'd be fun wouldn't it? A good ice breaker?" Axel said mischievously inching forward towards Zack, getting ready to pounce on him. Poor old Zack starting backing up towards the wall.
"Come to think of it, I don't know him that well either, that's a perfect idea!" Zexion was helping with the hunt now, both he and Axel stalking towards the Dragon. Sora didn't say anything, he just went over to his bed ignoring the pleading looks from Zack. Riku silently unpacked his things.
"Well, looks like the other two aren't getting involved. I'll stand guard so you guys don't maim him or something." Demyx laughed, pulling a chair so Axel could grab Zack by the shoulder and gently shove him down into it.
Three pairs of eyes staring intently at Zack, and the Dragon was starting to perspire a bit under the sudden lime light. "W-What are you guys doing?" He asked nervously, Axel just grinned even more.
"So... Zack... You gay?"
Blunt as hell.
Zack was a little scared to reply. If he said he was gay and these guys weren't... Would he be labeled as 'The Gay One'? But if these guys WERE gay... Would they rape him or something? Sora and Demyx were gay so he thought he could chance it.
"Sort of... I've never been with a guy though..."
"So your... Bi?" Zexion questioned, narrowing his eyes.
"I guess so... I've tried asking girls out before but failed miserably..." Axel laughed at this, girls were easy as fuck to ask out. It's so freaking hard to ask a guy out, because you have about a one in million chance of them being GAY. If they're not gay then you have some awkward shit on your hands. Zack was looking a bit dejected with the red head laughing at him, but he shrugged it off, trying to not come across as a whimp...
Axel thought he might as well give a bit of a demo of how to ask out a girl, heck, this 'Zack' seemed to need as much advice as he could get.
"Dude. Girls are so fucking easy to ask out. First, get that motherfucker alone, so no one else is with you. Sit her the fuck down and sit right next to her. Give her something... Like... I don't know chocolate or whatever the FUCK girls like... Tampons or some shit." Zack grimaced, so did Zexion, and Axel mentally slapped himself for what he'd just said. He continued nonetheless.
"Hold her hands, both or them, not just one cause that's fucking pussy." Axel demonstrated, kneeling in front of the scared-shitless Zack and grabbing his hands. "Look into her eyes, deep as fuck-" He turned his eyes up to the Dragon, and had to grab his chin to get him to stare back. "-Do that shit. Don't just think about doing it. Okay, stay there for a few seconds, hold that position... When you have enough balls, ask that chic out. Just five simple words- 'Will you be my Girlfriend?' Cause that shit's cuter then: 'will you go out with me?'" Axel got to his feet, rather pleased with his little rant.
"After all this you have a Girlfriend, and I'm standing here like 'have fun being in a relationship fuckers!" All the guys in the room snickered to themselves, but Zack felt like he'd been issued a challenge...
"So you don't like relationships? How many people have you been out with?"
Ohoho, good question. Good question.
"Well..." Axel looked out the door, and almost did a little happy-dance in his head because Roxas was standing right there, moving into the Cabin opposite them. "That is actually pretty good timing Zack my friend. See that guy outside the door? Purple shirt, blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes." Zack followed Axel's pointing finger out the door and got his first look at Roxas, first thought was that he was a little on the short side, second thought was he was quite good looking... "HE is the whole reason I came back to camp this year." Axel thanked the heavens that the door was shut, because if it was open he would have a Terra in his face yelling at him about what he'd just heard him say. Ouch. Why did people have to shout all the time? It's so hurtful!
"So... You two are going out?" Zack got up from his chair so that he could get a good look at Roxas, and it looked like the blonde was trying his damned hardest not to look into their cabin. Zack thought that was weird.
"Hmmm... Going out..." Axel mused to himself, eyes now transfixed on Roxy. That sounded pretty good, Roxas being his and his only, he could get used to that.
"So you're not going out? But you like him, is that it? Why won't he look in our direction even though we're blatantly looking at him? Does he like you back?"
"You ask an awful bunch of questions..." Axel hummed still thinking about Roxas and him moving to a sea-side cottage and running around in the sun, falling onto the grass, passionately making out...
Zack still wanted an answer, so Demyx being naturally Demyx began to tell his team-mate the tragic love story of Roxas and Axel.
"I'm gonna make this real simple... Roxas Strife is SO forbidden to Axel, that the two can't even LOOK at each other without like twelve different people dragging them away to separate locations and/or yelling at Axel... That explains this lack of looking in this direction. If anyone catches them together, Axel here get's the shit kicked out of him, and possibly kicked out of camp by his own team. You see, Axel's team The Chocobo's and Roxas's team The Leopard's are rivals, Axel can't be with him because of this reason, and Roxas can't be with anyone at all because his team forbids it. He's sort of... The 'baby' or 'cub' if you will, and Axel here got into his pants the first night here last year. Cue a few weeks of craziness and you have a love story filled of lies, humor and a couple of late nights out at the lake."
"You forgot to mention the Porn video, and the fucking bastard yellow-eyed-black-haired prick that I got to deck a couple times." Axel added with a grin, observing the way Roxas would nervously try to look at him then go back to intently staring at Terra who was currently talking. He was awfully jumpy today, but who wouldn't be under Axel's intense green stare?
Zack restrained himself from shouting: 'PORN VIDEO!?' and running out the door arms flailing. Instead, he settled for clearing his throat and asking yet another question. "So you two are together? But you're not allowed to be together? How does that work?"
"Well... I do have a plan. Since I now know that he wants to get with me again because of the 'hand holding' earlier-" Zack raised an eyebrow, but Axel really couldn't be bothered explaining. "-Long story. Anyway. Tonight, at the party, I shall find him, I shall grind him, I shall kiss him, then I shall bring him back here for privacy so we can talk and chat about our god awful year without each other. On that thought I SHOTGUN THE CABIN TONIGHT!" There was a round of angry grumbles until everyone went about their business again.
Yes triumphant... Roxas Strife you will be mine... Again.
"So um... Are we trying to hook up with people tonight?"
Zack just got five sets of eyes looking at him like he was the dumbest shit on Earth. "Stupid question. Right." He answered himself. Axel went and perched on top of his desk, watching Roxas go into his own cabin and sit on his bed. It looked like he was kind of alone... Cue intense eye contact.
Ooh this was the first time Axel had been able to stare straight into Roxas's eyes, and even if there were two windows between them, it was magical. Axel could see the blueness of Roxas's eyes clearly... And to him they were the most beautiful thing on the planet. He saw Roxas sigh contently, so he did the same. But the red head thought he should test something... Remember the whole 'No Sex For A Year' thing? He needed to see if he still had the charm.
With Roxas's eyes firmly locked on his, Axel slowly brought his tongue out and licked his lips, moistening them. Instantly, Roxas bit his lower lip, his eyes begging for something... Zack watched this whole scene, and couldn't help but voice his opinion.
"Holy shit! Look at him he wants you so fucking bad!" No response from Axel, he was too busy eye-humping his precious blonde.
"Axel wants HIM 'So fucking bad' too. He hasn't had sex in a year." Demyx said, flopping down onto Zexion's bed because he'd finished unpacking.
Zack finally got up off his chair, "What's so bad about no sex for a year?" What he had said was barely a whisper, but all of the guys (apart from Axel, Roxas-land remember?) heard him loud and clear.
"Having no sex for a year sounds freaking awful!" Demyx exclaimed. "I was going to do that, but luckily me and Zex met up in the holidays an-"
"DEMYX!"
"Oh, heh, sorry Zexy..."
"Having no like... 'Intimacy' or ANYTHING would be the pits! I can't even imagine going through that!" And this was Sora speaking this time. Can you imagine Riku's thoughts right now?
(Read this in your head fast, for extra effect)
Has he slept with someone?-Has he kissed someone?-Has he had intimacy?-Since he 'Can't even imagine' no sex, that must mean he has had sex.-Who did he have sex with?-Who had sex with Sora?- Why would he do that?- He doesn't love me.-I didn't have sex and he did.-Crap I love him so much, he had sex with someone else-Oh my gosh what am I gonna do- Ect. Ect.
Okay, so since Riku is now freaking out he may not have much more to say for a while... Let's just leave him to his thoughts shall we?
"WAIT! I have totally just thought of something!" Everyone (Excluding Axel and Riku...) whipped their heads around to look at Demyx, who was now sitting bolt-upright on the bed. "Zack...?" The mullet head looked at his team mate with a mixture of shock and horror on his face.
"What?"
"Are you- Are you a- a-"
"What? Demyx, speak!" Sora exclaimed.
"A VIRGIN!?"
The uproar this caused was quite immense, even Riku and Axel gasped. Zack went several different shades of red and tried to shush Demyx.
"Shhh! Don't say it so loud! Everyone will hear!"
"Wait! So, you've never had sex with a guy OR a girl?!" Axel was very shocked, Zack looked like he'd be the kinda guy to get into LOADS of peoples pants! What the hell?
"No! No- okay, I-I've never had sex... I'm just waiting for the right person and-and-I'm just really shy and stuff..."
There was about ten seconds silence, then the cute factor kicked in.
"AWWWWWWHHHHHH!"
"He's so cute he's shy!"
"What a romantic! D'aawhhh!"
"He's waiting for The One..."
"Eeeeee!"
By now Zack was trying to suffocate himself with a pillow, but was unfortunately failing miserably. Axel started to laugh uncontrollably, eventually regaining his control but having to clutch his stomach because his sides hurt. He wiped a stray tear away then looked back out the window, muttering to himself, "That's just TOO good..." But now it's Roxy time...
Roxas was smiling to himself whilst he watched Axel laughing his head off, and wondered what was so hilarious... He raised an eye brow at the red head who just shook his head and rolled his eyes grinning. Sort of like a- 'Heh, don't ask'...
The blonde suppressed a small giggle, but then Axel saw him suddenly stiffen slightly and pretend to be interested in his watch he was wearing.
What the..?
Axel looked to the other window of Roxas's cabin he could see, and Terra was there, glaring DAGGERS at him.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The Chocobo didn't think he'd ever seen anyone as mad as Terra was right now. The Leopard didn't break eye-contact as he stropped right on over to Roxas and pulled the curtain where he was, the blonde looking like a puppy with his tail between his legs. Axel just wanted to scoop him up and give him THE FUCKING GREATEST CUDDLE EVER, but he couldn't... He couldn't even SEE Roxas anymore.
For fucks sake.
Why couldn't they just be together? How would that harm anyone?
"Okay, I'm officially on Terra's shit-list for life..."
"Who ever said you weren't?" Demyx laughed at his 'funny', but Axel was unamused.
"Why does he care so much about what Roxas does? IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME!" The red head threw his hands up in the air in exasperation. No fracking sense at all!
"Well... What if Roxas is his last thing to protect... Or something...? What if he's just trying to impress his team...?"
"Boy who's been here five minutes and hasn't had sex before say what?"
"Nothing! Nothing- Don't worry-" Zack went about his business again, not wanting to anger the beast that was 'Axel'.
"No, wait, not nothing. You said something like 'Last thing to protect' right?" Zexion inquired, Zack just nodded shyly. "Well... Maybe if he had a boy friend..."
"He would have another thing to protect and get off mine and Roxy's back THAT'S BRILLIANT!" Axel fist pumped the air, this plan was flawless!
"Wait! I don't follow... So you're going to get Terra together with someone?" Sora asked.
"Yeah, I guess..." Zexion shuddered, bad mental image.
"TERRA! WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU LAID!...Hopefully... I mean... Who in the name of fuck would want to...?"
Five very evil sets of eyes all turned to Zack at once.
"Why are you guys looking at me like tha-"
Now, Zack may be a complete and utter virgin and also knew nothing about relationships/other people/nefarious plans.
But the guy wasn't stupid.
"OH HELL NO!"
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Tehehe, sorry about the shortness! Next chap is the party one, which is always a good time :D Review/like/favorite if you enjoyed! YAY! COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!
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