Harry Potter/ Glee X-over
Own nothing
HP/Glee Female Character
VII: Show Time
The group even Harry, Dean and Seamus were in good spirits. They managed to rehearse the numbers and work on the choreography. Quinn had joined them, she was still in pain.
Harry grinned and reached into a bag and pulled out three potion bottles "Quinn…" The girl looked up, wincing as she hadn't properly healed from her ordeal.
"Yeah?"
"Got three potions to help you deal with the pain. Unfortunately, I don't remember the correct side effects. One gives you a killer migraine; one makes you sleep for three days and the other has the fifty percent chance to kill you."
Quinn looked at Harry, shook her head "I'll take the one that may kill me."
Harry snorted "If it happens, several of us are more than willing to do CPR."
Quinn shook her head "You guys especially you Harry are arseholes at times."
Dean and Seamus shook their heads "Dean, Seamus; She's got us. We can be a little bit of a dick to others."
"Says the one who played that fuck awful stunt of playing dead."
"Better to be play dead, than look and sound St. John Allerdyce as you sent Antonin Dolohov to meet his Aunt and Uncles on Satan's spit roast…As for you Dean, what the fuck possessed you to run around with a Beaters Bat and run into the fucking Inferi?"
"Inferi?" Asked Mike.
"Corpses…Unfortunately second rate zombies and third rate evil beings. Those things didn't turn you if they bit you. Apparently thirty two virgins, a pair of balls and drinking from a woman's skull on top of a massive ritual to raise the dead was a bit much."
Dean and Seamus blushed at that "First of all McGonagall gave me permission." Seamus said. Dean cut in "Sean of the Dead."
"Really guys? Bringing up war stories right now? What about the women? You three should have gotten some right?"
Harry snorted "A few…But couldn't tell if they'd been around, crazy or gold digger."
Puck stared at him "How well off are you?"
"My families were dukes or barons at some point in life…I am probably am some of those things." Their eyes widened.
"That…explains a lot. Said Lopez. Everyone looked at her.
"He's reserved around us, dodges the question of meeting up for coffee when it's just him and a girl…Though you probably prefer women."
Harry snorted "Anyone who can be comfortable in their own skin. Those who can say without a doubt that they like me for me. Although I could do some changing on my attitudes will have to change. Anyway let's do the tedious bullshit once more, we go for lunch and then well let's see."
"Why are advocating practise, practise and practise." Demanded Rachel.
"Because Mrs. Screechy, 1) It's a smart idea. 2) It would keep the utterly false sunshine and rainbows that are drippling out my ass like diarrhoea somewhat true and able for me to blend in like I'm enjoying the fact that I have you screeching at us like a Harpy in heat. 3) It's too goddamn early to get absolutely shitfaced as it would break a deal with Mr. Schuester and 4) It would break the deal with Mr. Schuester." Harry said. Getting the aforementioned teacher to smirk.
"And Rachel the deal was in essence "You let them get their act together. They don't harass, harangue or blow their tempers at you and we keep Harry calm." Said Will.
"Keep, Harry calm? Why…"
"Do you like having reproductive organs inside you or outside you? Do you like living in a house or living in a bomb hole? My power is capable of levelling Lima in about half an hour. Scouring all life…ten minutes." Harry explained and thunder clapped.
They ran through the number, Harry actually thought they were in with a chance and everyone dispersed for lunch. Harry, Mike and Tina found themselves in a Chinese/Japanese restaurant.
"What time did Schuester want us back?" Tina asked.
"Hour to two hours…He also told us no getting hold of alcohol, although that's more to do with me, Dean and Seamus." Harry replied.
"Dean, Seamus and I. Harry." Said Tina.
The three of them ate and made it back to the hall. They were among the last ones to arrive, Will looked pissed "Which of you decided to go to a pub despite me instructing you not to? Harry?"
"I, was in the Howling Dragon with Mike and Tina."
"Subway, with Kurt and Artie and then I went to the supermarket." Commented Dean.
"I went to the pub, because I was fancying some stew. Puck, Finn, Rachel and Quinn were with me…I didn't order anything alcoholic." Said Seamus.
Harry looked at Puck "Seems someone did. Anyway, underage drinking or what not aside, let's do this."
Four hours passed relatively smoothly and the choreography and singing went from depressive hope to painfully optimistic.
(That Evening)
"Your outfits are here." Schuester said as Emma Pillsbury the Guidance Counsellor came in, carrying several boxes whilst wearing gloves. "She's an obsessive neat…" Began Brittany.
"You finish that with the word 'freak' I will make you look like Frankenstein…Besides she's not met my Aunt." Harry replied fingers twitching and Brittany saw the electricity.
"Harry, I thought you were working on your temper." Will said a grin on his face.
"Never said anything about reacting to the word 'freak' Schuester." Will nodded.
Just then the tension between Finn and Puck erupted. Everyone watched in horror and fascination as both sides of the story about Quinn and the pregnancy came gushing out. Harry, moved over to Quinn his eyes glittering with power, frustration and annoyance "Let's get you out of here…Dean, Seamus ensure this doesn't carry to our opposition or the judges. Tracksuit Sue is one of the judges and is looking for any reason to crush us."
Quinn smiled at Harry as he got her out of the room "It's called common fucking decency Berry. This day has been tolerable, so please do not fuck this up."
Will was outside, Harry looked around to see if there were anyone else around. Harry reached into his suit pocket and pulled out his phone, pulled the phone out of its case and activated the runic sequences inscribed in the back and an ice cold bottle of vodka appeared with four shot glasses.
"Save it Will…I have to go back in there and play the Utter Bastard Harry Mode…I may as well do it plastered." Quinn watched with fascination as Harry levitated the shot glasses and carefully suspended them in mid-air and easily without spilling any poured four shots of Vodka.
Will took one, Quinn took another and Harry took two. He knocked one back and winced as it burnt on the way down. He held it out and the others clinked classes "Any words?"
"Yeah one, Prochnost." Quinn followed the example of the other two and tipped the cold alcohol back.
"How do you drink that straight?" Quinn asked coughing slightly.
"With practise and besides it's slightly more preferable to rotgut moonshine." Will looked at him.
"Story behind that?" Quinn asked.
"First night here in Lima alone, I got absolutely Rat-assed." Quinn looked at him aghast.
"Why aren't you dead yet?"
Harry smiled twistedly "I'll keep that to myself at the moment Quinn. Just remember that sometimes you have to poison yourself to prevent further poisoning."
Harry then poured himself another shot of vodka "Harry, one question…How much do you drink? Don't deny it you drink. When do you drink?"
Harry's twisted smile appeared again and it appeared on Will's "Please keep the fact I use Will's first name to ourselves, Dean and Seamus…Well, I drink more than I should and whenever I need to."
Will shook his head "Another time Quinn. Another time. Harry, get in there and sort this out."
Harry nodded, grabbed two shot glasses and the Vodka bottle, and he went to the door and thumped on it "IRISH! LONDONER! GET OUT HERE!"
Dean and Seamus's heads appeared "Yeah? It's pretty bad in here. They're going at each other like Gorilla's."
"I have Vodka…If they're Gorillas then I'm a Silver Back."
Dean and Seamus slid out and Harry slid in. Quinn watched as Dean turned to Harry "You don't mind if we slug from the bottle?"
"Just don't get too fucked up, you can't stand up."
Quinn stared at the Wizards "That's British Culture from what I can tell, Quinn. They let each other have a few and step in only when it looks like they're about to die." Explained Will. Since he was staying with them he had seen Harry at his worst, at his best and his utter transformation from being a lazy snarky schoolkid to a doting and loving Godfather.
Will realised that it was Edward 'Teddy' Remus Lupin that kept Harry for now cemented in reality. Will had met Edward's Grandmother Andromeda. She may not have looked it imposing but the way she carried herself gave Will the opinion that Harry was the physical violent one, she was the one who had you by the balls. When, he saw Harry, shave and clean up from a look from her, he was eager for the story.
"Harry's in a bad place, he's slowly getting better. It doesn't look it but he is recovering. The main reasons are two fold; One, he wants to be part of my grandsons life. Two, I served him papers saying until he has recovered fully he will only have access to my Godson unsupervised Friday-Sunday. He will see him with supervised access Monday-Thursday at my place of residence."
(Inside the Room)
Harry walked up to the two "Break it up love birds. I don't care who slept with who and who shagged who. Put your dicks away and sort yourselves out. You are both representing McKinley High at Sectionals. So…GET…YOUR…COLLECTIVE…SHIT…TOGETHER." Harry growled.
To make his point, Harry's form became distinctively Wolf like and he shapeshifted. He tripped both Finn and Puck, dragged them next to each other like new born pups and promptly placed his mass on them, making it hard for them to get at each other.
"Puck, Harry's right…We may not like each other right now but we need to work together." Gasped Finn.
Will, Quinn, Dean and Seamus walked in "Bollocks, Dean. How did you know?"
He did it to Smith and Creevey at the DA. Poor bastards except he sat on them and gave Smith his feet."
"Alright, Harry change back. Everyone get changed." Snapped Will.
Soon enough everyone was in position.
Harry listened as Finn and Rachel did a very good rendition of 'Faithfully'. The curtain came up, Harry grinned. He spied his Godson, who for this evening had electric blue hair in the audience.
(Lead and Male New Directions, Lead and Female New DirectionsHarry, Dean and Seamus, New Directions Follow show choreography.)
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Anyway you want it
She loves to laugh
She loves to sing
She does everything
She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves the lovin' things
It won't be long, yeah, 'til you're alone
When your lover (lover)
Oh, he hasn't come home
'Cause he's lovin (lovin)
ooh he's touchin' (touchin)
he's squeezin' another (another)
any way you want it
Thats the way you need it
(she said) any way you want it
Thats the way you need it
Any way you want it
(na na-na na naaa ...)
I was alone
I never knew
What good love could do
Then we touched
Then we sang
About the lovely things
The New Directions momentarily faultered as Harry, Dean and Seamus harmonised…The sound they made as they sung it was amazing. Harry grinned, this was why he liked to sing even to just make people feel good for a while.
'Cause he's lovin (lovin)
ooh he's touchin' (touchin)
he's squeezin' another (another)
As they sang this, Harry was partnered with Dean "Fucking go with it. All the way."
The crowd cheered at what they saw. Even the Judges nodded.
anyway you want it
Thats the way you need it
anyway you want it
(she said) anyway you want it
Thats the way you need it
anyway you want it
(na na-na na naaa ...)
Anyway you want it
that's the way you need it. The New Directions spun to face the Curtain.
The music began as Finn called to Harry "Could use you three for a harmonic." The Judges saw something be exchanged as the two possibly homosexual members raise a thumb.
Finn, Dean, Harry and Seamus:
Just a small town girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Rachel and Quinn:
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere
Puck and Harry:
A singer in a smoky room
Santana:
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
Puck and Santana:
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
Artie and Rachel:
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows
Searching in the night
Streetlight
People
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night
Kurt:
Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Finn and Kurt:
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Santana and Harry:
Some will win
Puck and Quinn:
Some will lose
Some are born to sing the blues
Artie and Mercedes:
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows
Searching in the night
Streetlight
People
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night
Mercedes:
Don't stop!
Everyone:
Don't stop believin'
Finn and Rachel:
Hold on to that feelin'
Everyone:
Streetlights
People (Mercedes: Yeah!)
Don't stop believin'
Finn and Rachel:
Hold on to that feeling (Mercedes: Yeah!)
Everyone:
Streetlights
People
Everyone:
Don't stop!
"The judges will now decide on who goes through to the next stage."