The Quimby Files

by slapstick.genius

Diamond Joe Quimby's family album does not include the North Carolina drawings, which are in the Springfield museum. But it does include a history of gore, crime and a strange relationship with The Burnses and The Quartermaines of GH fame.

12. Additional Quimby-related Members

The two sons of Geoffrey Wilkins and Lois Gellman Wilkins were named Max and Patrick Wilkins. Both were born in 1883 and 1886 respectively. The elder brother was single and childless, whereas the younger brother married his favourite sweetheart, northerner Margaret Burgess, in 1919. He and Maggie had four children, three daughters and a son, together until the latter died of colon cancer in 1941. Both brothers died together in a retirement home in 1967.

The children were Theodore (born 1921 died 1981 in a plane crash), Bella (born 1925 died 1969 in a car crash), Georgina (born 1927 died 2011 of old age) - all single and childless - and the surviving Helen McConnell (born 1935). Helen McConnell is herself the estranged but good wife of Toby McConnell. She and Toby have a son named Jack McConnell (born 1969), himself a husband of the unseen Weatherfield supermarket owner named Hannah Marley. Hannah and him have at least three kids; Max Wolf, Joey and Liza, who are all fraternal triplets born in 2004.

Brock and Brenda Kentman's melodious younger sister, named Angelina, was born in 1953. She married Max Wolfcastle, Rainier's much older brother, in 1979. Angie birthed a son named Max in 1991 and adopted a baby Kosovan girl named Thelma in 2002.