(Meanwhile, Kenny is at the nurses office. His parka is taken off, and his bruises are blanketed by bags of frozen peas. He is comforted by the nurse, and by Butters telling jokes to him, making him giggle.)
Butters: Alright Kenny. What's black, white, and spins fast? A zebra rolling down a hill!
Kenny (laughs softly and smiles) That's really cute, Butters.
Butters: Now, what is mean, acts like a pig and carries a lot of blubber?
Kenny: Cartman?
Butters: That's correct! Cartman's a big fat filthy pig!
Kenny (laughing) I agree, Butters!
(Meanwhile, at Kyle's house, Kyle, Stan, and Ike are watching some TV. They were watching Terrance and Phillip until an involuntary warning message goes on screen.)
Terrance and Phillip (on TV): Yah-ha ha ha ha!
(suddenly, the show cuts out and the screen turns to static for a second, then becomes an emergency broadcast with creepy repetitive beep sounds.)
Stan: What's going on?
Ike: I'm scared.
Kyle: Oh great, Terrance and Phillip just cut out.
(The warning message on the TV says: WARNING TO ALL RESIDENTS OF SOUTH PARK: There have been recent reports of a local boy who is a present threat to himself and others. He destroys property and physically attacks people frequently. He is currently in a mental institution to get help.")
Kyle: Holy shit.
Stan: Who are they talking about?
(The warning message further says: "The boy is identified as Eric Cartman, and over 32 children at South Park Elementary have been harassed, attacked, or hurt by him the past month. He is classified as mentally unstable and with a social conduct disorder. He is not good around adults and harasses them. If you have any reports of seeing him, please dial (phone number). Thank you and have a nice day.")
Kyle: At least Cartman's in the nuthouse now.
Ike: Cart man bad boy!
Stan: Yeah. What's a... what's a s-social conduct disorder?
Kyle: Basically, it's like Cartman can't properly follow people's demands, and flips his shit over everything. He gets really angry with people and gets himself into serious trouble all the time.
Stan: Like that time his mommy didn't buy him an IPad...
(a flashback from "Human Cent IPad" appears in Stan's mind. In this scene, Cartman openly threatens to have his mom "fuck" him inside a public hardware store, and cartman is crying and complaining in the car with his mom after the incident. Flashback ends.)
Kyle: That was awful, Stan. Cartman got into so much trouble with Dr. Phill, his own mom, the cops... everybody in South Park.
Ike: doc taw fill?
Kyle: Yes, Ike. Doctor Phil. That guy who talks to people with serious family issues on live TV.