Harry Potter/ Glee X-over

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HP/Glee Female Character

XII: Never rains only pours

Harry sighed and quelled the blade "It's Hermione. She's the only one I know that uses the 'Magic Blade' spell…Hell we can do proper Jedi with Lightsabers."

The other Gryffindors looked at their Housemate "You watch far too much television…Besides where's Schuester?"

"Not here evidently." Seamus and they flicked on the light. The four of them combed the house, it wasn't until Harry investigated the kitchen did he notice a bulging envelope and letter.

Dear Harry, Dean and Seamus.
The three of you are probably reading or about to inform about this. I hope your Holiday Trip went well. The three of you looked like you needed it. I want to say wholeheartedly thanks. Thanks for putting up with me until the end of the year, thanks for coming to Glee. I'm writing this to let you know that by the time you get back, I will have moved out into a new apartment. I'll pass you the address next time we see each other.
Yours truly
William Schuester.
P.S. The money is non-refundable. It's for the bills, food etc.

Harry smiled "Will, moved out. He's got a new place. He seems happy. He'll see us in the next year."

Dean and Seamus nodded, Dean turned to the fridge pulled out a crate of beer. Seamus flicked on the light and picked up the phone and began ringing a nearby pizza place and ordering several pizza.

Hermione numbly accepted the alcohol and the fact that everyone at the table were minors "Harry…"

"If this is a rant about alcohol and minors, I'm emancipated. Mundane and Wizarding approved. So what brings you to my doorstep?"

Hermione sighed "The British Ministry is actively looking for us and anyone who had the audacity to run. They found me in Australia, just as I was getting life back together again…" She paused before hitting Harry on the shoulder "…And that is for your personality rubbing off on me, when they attacked me, I ended up maiming at least four of them."

That got a round of cheering from the males. Hermione blushed, they knew she didn't like it but the four of them were close. Aside from Fifth year and part of fourth year but that was under the bridge. Besides these three were 'her men', the three that she could run to and they'd take her in no questions asked.

"What else? Come on Hermione?" Said Seamus.

"Malfoy is Prime Minister."

Harry exhaled beer onto the floor "Say what! The pretentious prick that we fought with in school is MINISTER! What amount of incompetence allowed that to happen…Oh wait, I forgot who we were talking about."

"Not Draco, Harry. His father."

"Fuck me. Should have remained in Cuba…At least there it would have been easier to find out what was happening…So Malfoy Senior is PM, it's Purebloods in power AGAIN and they want their little war heroes back."

Hermione nodded "Harry, you're not going to want to go back are you? Of course not, you've experience shit as a mundane and shit as a magical."

"Mundane problems can be resolved easily enough…Hockey stick to the knees." Harry said shrugging.

Hermione went white "You're still hitting people in the knees! I thought you left that phase!"

"I did, but the Hockey team didn't. They're fine."

Seamus snorted "Aren't you trying out for a few sports?"

Harry nodded "I…am…working on control. Apparently, according to Puck and Finn, I would be pretty capable at American Football and Baseball…Due to my exceptionally fast reflexes."

Hermione snorted "You'd make a decent Offensive Line or a Receiver."

"Getting hurt and running a lot. Yeah thanks for making me sound like Barry Allen." Seamus and Dean shook their heads.

"You're more Spider Man than anything. Getting into scrapes and getting out on a whim." Dean said as the doorbell rang.

Seamus returned with ten pizza boxes and placed them on the table "Is this all you've been eating on?"

"No this is because we got in two hours ago, it's a Sunday. The stores are closed and you're here…bringing bad news. Besides bad news is best done over pizza and beer."

The next morning Harry face planted onto his living room floor. His head pounding like a bass drum and he could hear what felt like symbols clashing, it sounded like his doorbell.

(Seamus)

Seamus woke up, he was in his room. Recognised it all right and he was fully dressed. He looked for his wand and found it on his window ledge. He grabbed his mirror and checked his face, it was Harry who carried him up the stair.

He knew this because Dean would have put stuff on his face and left his wand behind. Hermione would have put his focus on his bedside table and liquefied and reassembled his clothes and they would be on the chair.

Now, he needed aspirin or alcohol.

(Dean)

Dean woke up and the distinct morning air surrounded him. He looked down and found himself on his floor. He reached up and he ended up grabbing something. "Dean…too early for morning romp." It was Hermione's derriere.

Dean nodded and groaned "I agree…When did we?"

Hermione stirred, her drunken glazed over eyes made contact with his "'bout five…What's with that ringing."

(Harry)

Harry opened the door and found himself looking at Kurt Hummel "Kurt…What's with your face." Kurt was turning a bright red. They were snapped out of it by a clearing of the throat.

Harry turned to see Finn shaking his head with a bright red Rachel "Harry, put some clothes on." Harry looked down and he too began to blush. He had opened the door in his underwear.

"Get in. What is it? Help yourself to grub. I need a shower."

(Everyone)

The members of Glee entered the house. Puck smirked "Who got lucky? Can we open a window?" Harry let out a strangled chuckle.

"What time is it?"

"3pm." Harry sighed and trudged upstairs. To see Hermione coming out of the shower.

"Who was at the door?"

"Friends…They're somewhat in the know. They know of you. Bathroom free?"

Hermione nodded and headed down the hall "Any of these free?"

Harry nodded "Yeah. One's a playroom and the other a music room."

After changing and shaking out his hair, he descended the stairs again to find more members of the Glee club sitting in his kitchen drinking coffee and snacking on his pizza.

Also entering the kitchen was Will Schuester, carrying bags of shopping "Morning/Afternoon people."

Will jumped and the kids jolted, jumped or shrieked. They had forgotten how quiet Harry could move. "Hello. Dean, Seamus and a friend are coming down shortly."

Soon enough Dean and Seamus arrived with Hermione following afterwards. Hermione was wearing one of Dean's T-shirts. "Who's this?" Puck asked giving Hermione a once over.

"Taken, out of your league and both insane crazy and crazy insane." Harry dead panned.

Harry winced as Hermione clipped across the back of the head "At least I'm not in direct contact with Radio Station Krazy."

Harry snorted and when he spoke next it sounded soft and silky "But admit it Hermione, you are detached from reality if ever so slightly just like me."

The next thing Harry knew was Dean full on slapped Harry across the head with Seamus looking at him with sheer fright "Harry, NEVER do that. NEVER DO IT AGAIN." Hermione growled.

"Do what?" Harry sounded normal again.

"That silk tongue thing…The 'voice of suggestion'." Harry gulped.

"I did that again…What did I say?"

Hermione sighed "You told me to admit that I was slightly detached from reality if ever so slightly…"

The Glee club felt as if they had been lulled to sleep only to have cold water poured over them "Someone want to explain what that was?"

Harry sighed "Some call it mentalism which includes the stunts of supposedly hypnosis, clairvoyance, precognition and mind control to name a few. To the magical world it is a rudimentary measure of power. Generally there are two ways it goes the loud booming bass version or the soft silky one. It's also known as 'Voice of Command' or 'Voice of Suggestion'."

Rachel's eyes widened "Meaning you could do that order people to do stuff."

Harry snorted "If only…It can be resisted. Generally I give people a signal that I'm going to do it so they can fight it off. However, the only reason Hermione was affected and Dean and Seamus less so is because I SPECIFICALLY targeted Hermione. That's why it is dangerous. Furthermore if I were to blanket effect an area, I suppose it messes with people's ID and Ego using Freud as an example…I do pay attention Santana, even though I look like I'm sleeping. Anyway, my 'Suggestion' reduces the Ego influence and thus what people call inhibitions allowing the ID to take control…"

The Glee club shook themselves, they knew Harry was dangerous and powerful. This was by far the most unnerving and possibly scariest thing they had ever heard about. It was Kurt who spoke "How did you get it? I mean you were raised to be a 'martyr' and I'm guessing you should have had the 'bass' version."

"I was connected to a megalomaniac, psychopathic, ruthless warlord bar the past year. I even died to get rid of the connection…Then there is the fact that the Wizarding World is full of conformists…Now they're coming here."

The Glee club nodded then Seamus spoke "Why are you guys here?"

Finn spoke "My mom and Kurt's dad are getting married."

Harry, grunted as he opened the fridge and pulled a bottle of milk, uncapped it and drank straight from it "And…? We're hungover to the point please."

"We want you to attend…Mom and Burt want to meet you…like today or tomorrow."

Harry coughed "Say what! Rachel, Puck, Quinn…You three especially Quinn knows that that's a horrendous idea."

Quinn nodded "My parents didn't make the best impression but then again neither did you."

Harry shrugged "Yeah, I know…My wonderful and polite cousin and his equally wonderful and upper class parents were having dinner. The relationship between the four of us is wonderful." The sarcasm was so blatant Hermione scowled at him.

"Everyone brace yourselves." Dean ordered as Hermione opened her mouth.

"Are they dead? Is anyone nearly dead? Anything illegal happen?"

"Aside from trying to pressure my cousin to have a heart attack and induce a stroke on my uncle and failing. No. That is no to all three."

Hermione nodded primly "Now are you going to introduce me? Without the snark and sarcasm."

Will chuckled "Won't worry Hermione, We are aware of how flippant Harry is. We're used to him, now we need to keep him under control to keep him from scaring new comers."

The magicals snorted "Now that we have an impending fight against a stereotypical, prejudiced and racist government. Harry will do almost anything you ask of him."

Will cocked an eyebrow "Much like profess his love for Coach Sylvester?"

Harry turned to him "Done."

With that the group turned to Kurt and Finn "We have a wedding to plan." Harry grinned grabbed everyone with his magic and levitated them off the floor. As the group yelped they saw Harry smiling, he twisted a finger and they rotated in the air. They watched as Dean and Seamus sent the table speeding towards Harry and Hermione effortlessly blocked it with a gesture and a patent finger snap, it and the room expanded and a large volume of chairs rushed in. Harry put everyone on the floor "My house is a T.A.R.D.I.S."

Only the brits caught the reference but the more academically astute caught on that they had only been seeing what Harry had wanted them to see. "Mate, magic is awesome…A bit of a pain from what I can see with your country but awesome. What is the American Wizarding World like?" Asked Artie.

(England)

"We've found them." An Auror said.

(Longbottom Hall and across the country)

Neville packed a bag, kissed his Grandmother and stepped through the floor as across the country Susan, Hannah, Lavender and Fred did the same thing. They had fought one war and nothing had changed.