Harry Potter/ Glee X-over

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HP/Glee Female Character

XIII: Meeting Family Hudson-Hummel

Harry, Dean, Seamus, Hermione and a young Teddy all piled into the Impala, Dean had convinced the rest of the house to purchase. Harry, tended to favour a Suzuki SV650 for his own use but when he was taking Teddy anywhere, he tended to use a Mustang Fastback.

Harry grabbed the booster seat and proceeded to strap his Godson in, as Hermione and Harry got on either side of him "Dean…"

"I know Harry, don't drive like a maniac because of your Godson…You used to be much more fun."

Harry sighed "It's called being responsible. I still need to drink Schuester under the table."

Dean and Seamus nodded at that. They followed Kurt in his escalade and they drove through the early morning traffic to the Hummel residence. Burt was in his shop which was near the house. His eyes widened as Dean and Kurt drove up. What he was not prepared for was the state of four members of Glee Club.

"Hi. I'm Burt Hummel."

He watched as the people in the Impala scramble out. Harry, cracked his back as he stood up and pulled a young Toddler out of the back "You couldn't hire a sitter?" Burt asked curiously.

"He's a paranoid git. Won't let the kid out of his sight unless he knows exactly this grandmother has him. Due to the fact that his grandmother is at the hospital right now…"

Burt nodded "Sorry, welcome."

"I'm Hermione, Hermione Granger. That's Dean Thomas, the buzz cut is Seamus Finnegan and the black haired rat nest with the toddler is Harry, and the toddler is Teddy."

Burt put his monkey wrench down, shut up shop and cleaned up before joining the Glee crew in the house in the kitchen. As they entered, where they were met by Finn's mother. "Ah, I didn't realise we were having guests."

Harry grinned "Not a problem at all. Neither were we. Sorry about our state of appearance, Kurt said you wanted to meet us?"

Burt joined them "Yeah, we did. Just that Lima doesn't really get many newcomers and the family that came before you."

"Regrettably, they're related to me. Permission granted to give them a hard time. Further bonus if my Uncle has a stroke."

Burt and Carols eyes widened at the frankness of Harry's dismissal of his family "You can't be serious?"

"Believe me, the statement 'I hate you, you hate me' barely covers the loathing I have of them and them of me. Anyway, aside from my distaste of my blood family withstanding. Sorry for the bad first impression."

"No, no. You look like nice enough people."

"Aside from Harry can be an utter dick." Finn said.

"At least I'm honest about it big guy…At least I'm honest."

Hermione looked at him "Honest? Not 100% honest…"

"No-one likes 100% honesty. I need to water stuff down to avoid me putting people in the psych ward."

Carol and Burt watched with interest "What's watered down?"

Harry turned back to them "My personality. I am…a…little bit crazy. No-one I know of has seen my full personality…Anyway, enough about me. Congratulations about the upcoming wedding, see Kurt, Finn, Berry…I pay attention."

"No need to be snippy about it." Rachel replied.

"So it's okay for you to be obsessive, controlling and trying to make us interested in your hobbies?" Dean asked.

"Only if the shoe fits, Rachel." Harry replied shutting down her argument.

"Yeah, that's Harry in a nutshell…Anyway back to the wedding. I take it you're using Glee Club for musicians?"

Burt and Carol nodded "Yeah, we're looking at hiring a catering company."

"I'll cook." Harry said.

"You can cook?" Santana said with a hint of disbelief.

Harry nodded "Yup. How many of us are here?"

"Fifteen…Why?" Asked Burt. Harry grinned.

"Dean, go get…eggs, ham, pepper, tomatoes, lettuce." Harry said as he looked around the kitchen.

"What are you thinking Harry?" Asked Carol curiously.

"Going to make a point…Well, two points. One that I can cook and the second, I provide a decent demonstration of my cookery skills for the pair of you…It's only omelettes, but still."

Dean returned with the aforementioned ingredients. With a smile on his face, Harry set to work. Dean also pulled out plastic plates "You forgot that not everyone has cutlery and plates for an army."

Harry nodded as he began beating the three egg whites, with a touch of oil and soon enough the smell of cooking eggs permeated the household and the first two omelettes materialised. They were golden and fluffy and the cheese, ham and tomatoes were just cooked perfectly.

Carol and Burt were impressed. It was a simple dish but it did demonstrate Harry's skill, even Santana was impressed. They spent the rest of the afternoon and into the early evening chatting and organising the wedding.

It was getting close to ten at night when the wizards finally arrived home. Harry jumped out, stopped. He had his wand out and directed at Neville's face "Neville…"

"Harry, it's going barmy back in England. A few…a lot of us are jumping ship."

Harry nodded when his senses started pinging "Hermione, get Teddy inside the house. Activate the wards, contact Andromeda. Dean, Seamus, Neville…we've got a fight."

As he spoke, ten to twenty red and black robed wizards and witches appeared in Lima. Alongside them were twenty gold and blue witches and wizards "Aurors and Hitwizards."

"Difference?"

"Not really. Hitwizards have right to curses that aurors require permits for." Neville replied.

"This is going to be fun." Seamus said.

"THE FOUR OF YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE FOLLOWING CHARGES: TREASON, RESISTING ARREST, THEFT, MASS MURDER AND HOMICIDE." Thundered an auror.

"No. I can't speak for this lot but I'm not going back." Harry hissed. Seamus and the rest nodded and grunted. They scattered as a barrage of disarming and stunning spells came their way.

"Okay, play nice." Neville ordered and the group responded, with Harry and Seamus launching offensive and powerful textbook educational spells, with Neville and Dean shielding.

They were doing this because it wouldn't be fair on Dean or Seamus, to shield Harry and Neville, two of the more powerful recent graduates of Hogwarts. Three of the aurors dropped stunned, but weren't being revived.

"They'll wake up…eventually." Harry said, only to be driven to the floor as Seamus pulled him out of the way of a spell that looked like a blasting charm, they weren't sure as a lot of spells designed for organics and inorganics tended to explode if not hitting the correct target. "Well, they're not playing nice anymore."

Harry grinned a twisted smile, one that was one his face far more often than a general one. "Eruputa!" He snarled and the tarmac beneath the Hitwizards, glowed a ruby red before it exploded violently, sending molten tarmac and shards of rock and coating the Hitwizards in dust.

"Little shit…Take them alive." The spells became much more lethal.

"This is definitely becoming a battle." Seamus said as he took cover to take a breather. Harry closed his eyes, concentrated on his heart beat and waited…there it was! The kick of adrenaline that stimulated the Potter family trait, the kick became a torrent and then a storm and Harry took off.

He fired a salvo of breaking, blasting and flinging hexes. They were not set to low power. Each of the breaking spells, hit like a branch breaking as it snapped arms some completely off. Blasting curses sang like thunderclaps and the flinging hexes were sending bodies and limbs up into the air like a demented juggler. However, they had only just taken out nine of the Aurors and Hitwizards combined.

Harry was really not wanting to start launching more dangerous spells due to his neighbours. However, the Hitwizards and Aurors were waking up the neighbours. "Potter, want to be the reason why some of your neighbours die?" Mocked one auror.

Neville launched a cracking hex, one used to crack earth and ice causing it to remove half of the guy's head. Harry, focused on the aurors and cast a veritable storm of pillaging hexes known as the 'jack hammer'.

The spell was invisible and caused three Hitwizards to collapse forwards as massive holes appeared in their chests, blood gushing out of their chests and mouths.

Seamus and Dean were gasping now for breath. Suddenly the front door opened and Hermione and Andromeda appeared, wands out. "Dean, Seamus, get in."

Seeing the momentary confusion, one of the Hitwizards sent a sickly yellow curse which Andromeda, casually reflected it back and it caused the man to begin to melt away "Acid Eater…One of Bella's favourites."

Andromeda casually retaliated with a set of curses unique to the Black Family. Then they heard it. It was the sound of mass apparation as American Aurors equipped for gang warfare appeared and immediately began blanket firing on both Harry's group and the Aurors and Hitwizards.

What had been a contained battle, albeit poorly contained but it was still contained erupted into a full blown firefight and soon enough the Aurors and Hitwizards were trussed up and being taken to hospital.

"Now people, what happened here?"