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xX~That Damn Leather Jacket TWO~Xx
Chapter 21: Captain Stupid
Silence... A whole lot of ear splitting silence. If you thought Riku was breaking into a sweat earlier, then now he might as well have a waterfall coming out of his head now. Everyone was poised on the edge of their seats... Demyx sat there like a gaping fish... Zack sat there like a gaping fish... The whole audience sat there like gaping fishys…
The next thing Riku knew he had Sora's arms flung around him in a death-grip hug.
The crowd went crazier then they had for the whole performance put together! Everyone got to their feet and clapped, Sora whispering very blubbery 'Yes!'s into his boyfriends ear as Riku swung him around a few times. Axel looked up to his own boyfriend but saw he was no longer on the stands... This thought had only registered for about three seconds in his head before he saw Roxas running towards him...
"Omphh!"
Annnnnd- They're on the ground.
Axel never thought he'd be so happy to be tackle-hugged to the ground as Roxas hovered above him, having pinned him to the mat with the weight of 'love'.
"You didn't tell me you were doing this!" Roxas yelled above the crowd, despite his scolding words he was smiling one of the brightest smiles that Axel swore would have made the sun jealous.
"It was a surpr-Mmp!" The Chocobo was cut off by the Leopard's lips smashing down onto his with the force of 'love'. Axel got weird feeling settling in the pit of his stomach: Not something 'WEIRD-weird' but quite enjoyable. Must of had something to do with the crowd madly clapping and cheering around them to the point where goosebumps formed on all over his body. It was a kind of only-happens-in-movies-kiss.
Axel threaded his fingers through his perfect blonde's hair and pulled him as close as physically possible, they really had perfected the manoeuvring of their lips against each others in the last two summers. Was it just them or had the audience gotten louder when their kiss had started?
Why yes, yes it had.
Amounts of fucks given? None, not even a little one or a fleeting one in the back of either of their minds. They were truly embodying a 'Zero-Care-Bear' attitude. Finally, they didn't have to hide, they could show everyone in the world just how much they loved each other-
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"
Axel and Roxas pulled away from each other slightly, then, in a flash of neon/rose pink Roxas was picked up by the scruff of his neck and yanked off of his boyfriend. Axel blinked a few times, noticing a couple of things that made him want to throw a massive rage.
Firstly, Marluxia had captured his sweet Roxy and was holding him firmly by the wrist.
Secondly, Roxas was trying really hard to get away, looking sad.
Thirdly, the audience had gone deathly quiet (And Axel had been really into the cheering).
The Chocobo got to his feet straight away, trying not to let out any growls (which might freak some people out). He drew himself up to his full height, taking one step closer to the pink haired menace. "Look. Marluxia, give it up, cheer camps over!"
"YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!" The pink menaced screeched. Axel backtracked a step, thinking Whoa holy crap. Why the hell was he getting so worked up about this? And how in the hell of it did that noise just come from his mouth? I mean, that CAN'T be natural.
The red head regained his thoughts quickly as Roxas made a small sound of protest and tried to pull away again. He never wanted Roxas to feel this way ever again, like a caged bird desperate to get away.
Roxas pulled again at his restraint. "Why?" Axel demanded, this was getting a bit ridiculous.
Marluxia seemed slightly taken aback by this, racking his brain for any possible answer. He spluttered for a second, then gripped Roxas tighter, all eyes on him. Axel stood there waiting, pissed off beyond all possible belief. If Marluxia had the nerve to not e ven have a reason to break him and Roxas apart he was going to punch a wall. A pink wall. A wall named Marluxia.
"Yes?" Axel asked, a sickly sweet tone to his voice that implied his murderous thoughts. The pinkette's eyes opened wider as his brain went into overdrive.
Axel took a menacing step towards him.
"B-Because Van wants him! Right Van-?!" The Leopard captain was close to falling to his knees and praying to not have his face smashed in.
"RIGHT VAN?-" Marluxia went a bright shade of red, promptly turned around thinking Vanitas was directly behind him, then blanched. His eyes had fallen directly onto Vanitas who was passionately making out with someone who clearly wasn't Roxas because he had Roxas firmly by the wrist.
"Wh-What?" You kind of got the feeling that when Marluxia said this he wanted to both kill Vanitas and crawl under a rock and die himself. Rather that then let an entire cheer camp kick the crap out of him... He continued to stare in blank rage at Van who was up on the back bleachers in a heated lip-lock with none other than Leon, neither of them noticing anything.
Meanwhile Axel's hands balled up into fists and he took another step forward. It looks like Marly didn't have a legit reason, that means killing time.
The pink menace turned around watching Axel as he advance slowly, the grip on Roxas did not loosen at all, it might have actually tightened slightly. It doesn't make any sense! Axel was a meter away and about ready to pounce- A light 'thud' of someone jumping down off the bleachers gained his attention for a nano second. It was Terra making his way calmly to the front.
"Axel, don't do anything to him, you remember last year. Plus, cheer camp isn't quite over yet." The brunette said, and that made quite a bit of sense. Axel didn't want his whole team to lose or something just because he threw a punch... He didn't think Roxas would like it much either if he started a fight.
Ah, screw it.
Axel straightened up, noticing that as he did so the grip on Roxas loosened a little. Maybe if he played nice Marly would lower his guard and he'd be able to steal his little Leopard cub back...
As Axel formulated a very endearing plan for rescuing his boy friend in his head (Which included a jackhammer, three camels, Sora playing the fiddle and pirates), Terra simply made his way over, pulled Roxas away from Marluxia, walked Roxas over to Axel, then turned around to face Marluxia again.
Axel soon forgot about the jackhammer, the three camels, Sora playing the fiddle and the pirates as Roxas wrapped his arms around his waist and hugged him tight. His own arms instinctively wrapped around his boy friend, hugging him back equally as tight and placing a kiss on the top on his perfect blonde spikes. The hell with anyone who was going to take Roxas away from him.
''AWWWWWWWWWW!" Not a dry eye in the house ladies and gentlemen! Zack even let a squeal free!
Above the fangirling of the crowd, Marluxia was throwing a complete and utter rage with his hair bouncing around like a pissed Furby. Like, I mean he was really about to throw the toys out of the cot. "Terra!" He bellowed, confusing Axel even more because a minute ago he was squealing at them with a high pitched voice that rivaled Sharpay Evans. Mmm Roxas smells like strawberries... Might just go in for a kiss-
Oh, nope, the shouting hadn't finished.
"What do you think you're doing!?" His shoulders shook wildly. Axel was tempted to point out he looked like a kettle that had just finished boiling but thought it might be wildly inappropriate.
So he whispered it to Roxas instead.
Roxas quietly snorted.
"Can't you see Marluxia? This is whats right. Even you can't be so blind as to not see true love." The walking Kettle Marly scowled looking over at the happy couple, refusing to be moved by Terra's words. A small but very noticeable vein had popped out from his neck which was not very attractive in the slightest.
"But- But-" Marluxia scowled, completely defeated.
Terra gained some confidence from standing up to his bully and asked, "What is it Marly? Cat got your tongue?" He then folded his arms across his chest feeling more empowered than ever. Marluxia turned red and his scowl dropped, his shoulder's dropped, his hair seemed to droop, he was now a different person.
He then burst into tears.
All spectators were shocked. No one in their right mind would have ever even dreamed of seeing Marluxia cry, it was like watching a venomous snake with fangs poised over you leg give you a small kiss instead of a bite. Totally out of character. Not that Axel was a horrible person or anything, but the only thing he could think at that moment was: Weird... The water from his eyes haven't BURNT him yet.
Terra stepped forward, a little bit of worry showing on his face. "Mar-"
"AXEL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE!"
What… The… Ballsack…?
The audience gasped and all looked at each other. Roxas's eyes widened and he looked at his boy friend for some sort of explain Nobody said anything as the Leopard captain ran out of the competition area, Axel and the others were all left standing there completely dumbstruck in silence for a while after he disappeared.
W-o-w...
Axel ended up breaking the silence, "That was.. Unexpected." -Insert awkward smile- Everyone ended up cracking a smile, deciding that the situation was completely strange and deserved a small giggle over. So... Van and Marly were planning on keeping Roxas and Axel apart so THEY could get with them? Umm... No words could describe Axel's horrified thoughts.
(A/N: Don't let the image of Marluxia and Axel keep you from sleeping tonight, 'cause Axel sure as hell won't sleep from horrific thoughts of Marly all over him and- EWW. Imagine... The two of them... TOGETHER? No. Nope. Not happening.)
Must... Get rid of... Bad thoughts... He turned to look down at Roxas. "-ah, at least he's gone now..." The blonde smiled up at him, letting go of their tight embrace and instead lacing his fingers through his boyfriends. They looked at each other and swung their hands back and forth, grinning from ear to ear. I have him. He's mine. No one else's. Forever.
No. Wait.
I have him. He's mine. No one else's. For about an hour.
It took five or six fucking weeks but now they don't have to hide anymore! For an hour! A whole hour! Isn't that AWESOME!? (Not sarcasm, nothing could make Axel sad at this moment)
Demyx stood up on the bleacher: "Can I just be the first one to say: About bloody time!" The Dragon's fist flew up into the air in a kind of 'bro salute'. This sparked a chain reaction and suddenly EVERYONE was fist pumping the air like no tomorrow!
"WOOOOO!"
In amongst all the 'whooping' and 'wooing', Axel bent down to whisper in Roxas's ear, "Shall we?" He then flicked his head towards the crowd. His grin hadn't fallen yet, so after another small kiss the two headed over to the bleachers hand in hand. They sat down right next to Riku who had Sora on his lap who for once didn't look too sugar-buzzed, but he did have a silver ring perfectly fitted onto his ring finger.
Axel caught his best mates eye and clapped him on the shoulder. "Told you you could do it." He whispered, watching as the crowd's noise died down and Saix began to take the stage. Terra had followed close behind him so he sat down too. Who would have thought Leopards and Chocobos would want to actually sit next to each other.
Saix (who only ever manages to turn up in the last few chapters) came to a halt in the middle of the stage, standing with a microphone and a folded piece of paper containing all of the scores.
The Chocobo could hear his heart beat loud in his ears as silence fell over the camp.
Axel took Roxas's hand...
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Next chapter is the finish :-)
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