"So is there any reason we got stuck together?" Waluigi grumbled as he and Dry Bowser were attached to each other on a log that was floating in a river that was going through the generic NSMB themed world.
"Well you insulted the small number of fans who actually supported you." Dry Bowser calmly responded while looking around the water for a way to get out. "I just so happened to be the perfect figure to attach your lanky body to."
"Well I don't fucking like it." Waluigi snapped and tried wiggling out, only to fail as he let out a sigh. "Ah we're going to die!"
"I'm not for obvious reasons, but I can't say the same for you." Dry Bowser huffed with a chuckle, breathing some blue fire on the ropes connecting him as he managed to get out, leaving Waluigi to remained tied up on the log.
"Hey what the fuck!?" Waluigi snapped while flailing his legs in a vain attempt to get out.
"Look are you going to keep cursing for everything that we do?"
"Only if you give me enough fucks to shout them!"
"Oh brother." Birdo commented while enjoying herself a quiet picnic while sitting on the grassy ledge overlooking the river, shaking her head at the bickering duo. "Can't they just learn to get along with each other?"