(AN): chapter numero dos bitches, this'll probably go up whenever I feel like it, so yea, enjoy,

...Whores

NYC: 1999

It was a normal day in New York City, Well about as Normal as it can be in the city that never sleeps. The birds were chirping, pigeons cawing, and people milling about. The only strange thing about today was that there was something falling from the sky. And not gracefully in any sort of way, our protagonist was about to get a very rude awakening. THUD! "Ouch" Said naruto as his cranium bounced of the roof of some shitty rundown apartment complex "whew, this place definitely doesn't look anything like Konoha" naruto said as he stood up, wiped himself off and took a look at his surroundings.

To naruto this was the weirdest fucking place he'd ever seen. There were tall ugly buildings all over the place, these wieird ropes that buzzed with electricity hanging In the air and the weirdest of all. Metal wagons. There were hundreds of them. These weird looking wagons moved pretty fast too, they absolutely fascinated naruto, especially the yellow ones. Those were the weirdest. There were people that looked to him like civilians that were in weird looking clothes getting in and out of them, this would take a lot of getting used to for our dear protagonist. Just as naruto was about to jump of the building he was on he noticed a note pinned to his shirt. And it was a long one, it read.

You're probably a little disoriented from the fall you just took which in my opinion was quite comical, but there are A few things you should know, #1 the godly beings that run this world use a different type of energy than chakra, they use spiritual energy that pulls from their very soul, it'll surprise you when you realize how much of it is in the air and how easy it is to track and sense. #2 the boy you are looking for has a very potent one, it should be blue with a hint of the sea, he shouldn't be hard to find #3 there are monsters that roam this world, some are very powerful and are very aggressive, they will pose little to no threat to you. But I still suggest you proceed with caution, don't bring attention to yourself and find a way to blend in

Happy travels,

-Sage of 6 paths

P.s. I suggest you study up on Greek and Roman mythology, it'll come in handy

P.s.s The boy you will be taking care of, when he goes to school you will go with him as to protect him from those who wish to harm him

"Well gramps sure covered everything" Said naruto with a deadpan look as he quickly destroyed the note with a small scale Katon Jutsu. Then naruto looked up and channeled chakra into his eyes, he could suddenly see everything, he realized what the sage was talking about, this spiritual energy was everywhere. The most energy was coming from the sun, and when he looked directly into it with his chakra enhanced eyes he swore he saw what looked like a man pulling a chariot across the sky. "Well time to get comfortable, looks like I'll be here for a while" Said naruto as he finally jumped off the building and landed soundlessly into the alley beside it.

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Naruto walked down the street taking in his surroundings and also noticing the weird glanced he got from the people on the street. He guessed that was due to his tattered Shinobi attire he still hadn't gotten rid of. "Man I really have to get some new clothes, I'm drawing way too much attention to myself" he said while looking around, trying to blend into his surroundings. He noticed a store In the distance that looked like it would have the proper attire in there for him. He walked in and headed straight to the dressing rooms to henge into a boring run-of-the mill civilian and came back.

As he was browsing to look for what he needed he picked up a few things, some comfortable black sweatpants, a matching black zip up hoodie, a really nice black jacket with orange lines down the sides and some regular black athletic shoes. As the cashier was ringing up his purchases he realized something. He didn't have any money, he facepalmed so hard he almost dispelled his henge. "Your total today will be 376.63" Said the cashier with a warm smile. Inside naruto was panicking. "Yea one second" Said naruto reaching in his pocket ready to take the clothes and bolt as fast as he could out of the door. But when he reached into his pocket he was surprised to find a shiny black rectangular card looking thing with a note on it. The note read

Sorry I forgot to tell you that humans pay for items way differently than you are used to, so I have given you a credit card that will never run out of money no matter what you buy

Best wishes

-Sage Of 6 Paths

"Whew dodged a bullet there" Said naruto as he wiped his brow relieved.

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Naruto was lost he hadn't the slightest idea of where he was going. He was kinda just following his heart, and the delicious smell he smelled coming from somewhere. He followed the smell all the way to some brown building with two big Golden Arches that sort of looked like an M he followed the delicious smell inside and was greeted by a smell of grease and what smelled like burgers. It was obvious that this was a place you could buy food and he got in the line and looked up at some type of screen that listed what food they sold and was utterly taken aback by the weird names of the food. "What the hell is a big Mack?" Naruto asked to himself a little too loud and drew some confused stares in his direction. "Well I guess I'll try whatever the person in front of me gets" he said to himself. scratching his chin, not knowing what to purchase. The person in front of him got a Big Mac with fries and a drink. So that's what he decided he'd get. When he got to the counter the cashier asked in a monotone I-hate-my-job kind of fashion "welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you today" and naruto replied "yes I'll get one of your big Mack's with fries and a drink" and the employee replied "would you like to supersize that sir" and naruto replied in a very confused manner "supersize? As in more food?" And the cashier replied "yes it's only a couple of dollars more" and naruto, being the fat ass that he is replied "that's fine with me!" After naruto got his food he sat and finally tasted his "big Mack" it was the most delicious thing he'd had in his life, (or he was just really hungry) and while he was drinking his drink he noticed the fries still in the bag. "What the hell are these things" naruto said to himself never seeing these "fries" a day in his life. "They look like long fingers" he said as he poked at them and smelled them. They smelled absolutely delicious by the way. And so began naruto's start of his almost religious routine of going to McDonald's as much as he could.

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Naruto, on a full belly walked down the street happily. Still in awe of how different this place was than what he was used to. He stopped at what looked like some type of park and sat on the bench to just rest and enjoy the view of children frolicking in the grass 'I really need to find that kid grandpa sage told me about, but this place is enormous I'll never find 1 kid in a place this big' then he had an epiphany, he could stretch out his senses like grandpa sage told him to find the boy.

Naruto closed his eyes and stretched his senses as far as he could. As soon as he opened up his senses he was almost overwhelmed at how many different types of energy he could feel running rampant in the city. But there was only one that was blue, small and he felt was in distress. 'Shit! I have to get to him quick' naruto took off as fast as he could (which was pretty damn fast) and made his way to the little boys apartment in 5 seconds. (Mind you he was at a park 13 miles away) he heard shouting coming from the door and felt bad intentions radiating from inside.

He busted open the door with a chakra enhanced kick and reduced it to sawdust. Ran inside and came upon a horrifying site. There was blood on the ground, the floor, the ceiling, and just about every place blood could be. The room was in a disarray and you could tell there was a struggle of some kind 'oh shit I hope I'm not too late' cursed naruto as he walked through the house trying to find the boy. As he walked he came upon a corpse that was laying on the floor, fresh blood coming from a stab wound in the corpses chest and it looked bruised and beaten.

Naruto realized the corpse was definitely a woman and must have been the boys mother. He moved further in the house and came upon another corpse, this one was male and looked like he got the absolute shit kicked out of him. He moved even further in the house and came upon a boy. A small child no more than 3 or 4 balled up in the corner with blood on his hands, shirt and face. 'He must be the one' naruto thought as he moved closer to the boy and reached down to touch his shoulder.

Suddenly the boys head snapped up and his fist came flying at naruto's face. Him seeing the attack before the boy made contact with his face made him move his head slightly to the right and catch the boys small hand within his own. "It's alright" naruto said empathetically "I'm here to get you out of here" the small boy looked very relieved at this and started to bawl on naruto's shoulder. Naruto picked the boy up and Shunshined out of the house and onto the street outside. "It's okay now" Said naruto "they can't hurt you anymore, would you mind telling me your name?" The small boy looked up with tears in his eyes wiped his face on his shirt sleeve and said "Percy"

(An:) and thas a wrap, sorry for the cliffhanger but eh it's 6:16am and if I write anymore my fingers will fall of into oblivion you better thank vash3055 and Grandlumenesence because if not for their reviews I wouldn't have released this so early