(AN): well hello you wonderful whores, I've been procrastinating this story so much but here it is, chapter 4

P.S this is a time skip

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Skip 5 years in the future

Percy had just turned 9. Naruto was having an internal dilemma, percy was going to school soon and he had to go with him. Well that's what grandpa sage had told him to do. He was mildly unhappy at the prospect of having to go to school again, and school in this world was an even bigger pain in the ass. Skipping past the boring enrollment process and unnecessary details, we find our two heroes getting ready for their first day of school.

"So percy, are you ready for your first day of school". Naruto asked looking down at the boy he considered to be his little brother.

Pause. Just in case you're wondering, naruto homeschooled percy up until this point for the simple fact that he did even have the slightest clue on how the school system in this world worked. So he found what he could online and taught percy his ABCs, 123s, and pretty much everything a toddler is supposed to know. He also taught him a little japanese and about the shinobi arts. But we'll get into that later. Anyway, back to the story

Percy looked up at naruto and just kinda shrugged his shoulders. since he'd grown a bit he wasn't far from being eye-to-eye with naruto. He was now around 5'3" with an athletic build, light but not pale or tan skin and long raven locks that covered his sea blue eyes ( Kinda like nagato ).

"Aw don't be like that Perce". Said naruto rubbing his neck sheepishly. "Its only school and they can teach you what I can't".

Percy sighed and rolled his eyes.

Finally leaving the modest apartment they stayed they were greeted with the early morning sun.

Then percy finally said "you're really going with me to school looking like that?" naruto looked at him confused and gave himself a once over. "Like what?"

Percy looked at him with a look that said 'seriously?' and told him "You're pretty grown looking for a 4th grader". Naruto still looked confused before it hit him. He deadpanned and facepalmed. Totally forgetting he had the body of a 18-year old.

"Okay quick detour". Said naruto as he hurried into an alley to change the way he looked. With a couple of hand signs he henged into a boy looking slightly like percy, same height, same build, but his hair took the appearance of hashirama senju's. With dull red eyes complimenting his young childish face.

"Better?" said naruto as he looked incredulously at percy.

"Man you gotta teach me how to do that". Said Percy as he looked at naruto in bewilderment.

Naruto chuckled. "Maybe when you're older squirt" he said

"Yeah whatever. let's just get outta this alley, it gives me the creeps." Said percy as he shivered.

"And where do you two think you're going?" said a voice coming from the beginning of the alley.

"To mind our business" said naruto as he stepped in front of percy protectively and glared at the oncoming offenders.

It wasn't just one guy either. There were four of them, they all looked about high school age and extremely buff.

The group laughed like hyenas.

The one in the front stepped up, wiping tears from his eyes and went to speak only to realize his victims were nowhere to be found. "Wha-" he started when a tin can came out of nowhere and clocked him right in the nose.

He immediately went to grab his nose and looked around to find the offender.

"Oi, up here mate". Said naruto while percy was giggling to himself by his side

The boy turned his head to a nearby fire escape and trained his beady eyes on naruto.

"The fuck are you? Spider-man?" Naruto was confused. "Who's spiderman?" he asked percy. Who was still giggling. "I'll tell you later because we'll be late to school if you take too long dealing with them" said percy

"Alrighty then." said naruto as he jumped off the fire escape and landed soundlessly

The leader of the group stepped forward. "Now now little squirt, if you just give us your money no one has to get hurt". This statement caused even more giggles to erupt from percy.

"Is that right" said Naruto as he gave the boy an incredulous smile.

"Then I guess someone has to get hurt". Said naruto as he once again disappeared from view.

All four boys whipped their heads around looking for the boy when a sudden "Ompf!" made them turn around only to see the fourth, and biggest meathead of the group unconscious on the ground with multiple teeth strewn about.

"Jim!' said the boys as they ran to their friend only to be stopped by naruto.

"You have 5 seconds to leave before you all need a trip to the dentist" said naruto with his arms crossed.

Before he even got all the words out of his mouth the boys picked up their friend and skedaddled out of the alley as fast as humanly possible.

"Boo" said naruto suddenly as he appeared to the side of percy

"Gah!, what the hell you have to warn me when you do things like that" pouted percy

Naruto smacked him on the head. "Hey! What was that for!" percy said as he rubbed his head.

"Language, squirt" Naruto said he smiled at percy.

(AN. And that's a wrap, I know I've been kinda ghost the past few days and eh I don't really have an excuse. I'm just a lazy whore. I'll now update the story every week. No more back to back uploads that shits exhausting. Oh and the chapters will be wayyyy longer in the future no more if this lazy 1k to 2k words bullshit)

Until next time whores.