Jon walks to the same tree that he said his vows under . It was tall and had wide branches. Red leaves gave the tree top a kind of red and white haze .The stalk was wide and the red face on the side was sad looking .A pathetic fallacy as the serious conversation which was to follow had a hint of sad grief for Jon Stark ,Ned Stark and Howland Reed. The three were silent for a few minutes as they prayed to the old Gods.
Then Jon looked at his Uncle "Uncle were you ever going to tell me?"
Ned "Aye and his grace's raven scrolls arrived too soon. Had they not I was about to make the Journey to the Wall to tell you who your Mother was."
When Ned said was Jon looked down feeling the grief a little more .Then he asked "What was she like ?"
Ned paused and a tear rolled down his face, in part because of the gravity of the revelation to Jon and in part he just missed his sister.
"She was pretty with her wavy black hair from her Flint ancestors and very black eyes . Lyanna was fiercely independent, had she even married Robert Baratheon she may have gelded him for infidelity . "
Jon nodded and paused then "Like Arya in some ways was she?"
Ned "Aye that is why I allowed Arya to train with that sword you had made for her."
Ned shook his head and smiled. "Jon your mother loved to ride horses, and had a knack for helping the helpless. She frustrated Father often with her kindness to servants and poor Willis who became Hodor"
Jon looked at Howland Reed "You knew my mother well ?"
Howland "I owe my life to her .I can see her in you ,her eyes her hair .I have also heard that you have that same sense of justice and compassion for those less fortunate in you Jon ."
Jon nodded "Your lady wife Caitlyn knows now? "
Ned bent his head "I couldn't tell anyone Gods I wish I could have it would have been easier for you. Yes she knows and is ashamed. She was furious at me for not trusting her I slept in my solar chair for a week. She was horrified at how she treated she treated a true born prince under her roof . When you come home she will be apologetic Jon."
Jon sighed " Family Duty Honor except when it came to me. "
Ned just looked at Jon then said "I am at fault put the blame where it belongs had she known she would have been a good aunt to you. She will be one when you come home ."
Ned shook his head knowing it was the end of this conversation at last he smiled changing the subject , "I will borrow and expression from his grace King Joffery 'Come on guys I owe yah a beer.' let's get warm that lousy ale may help. " They headed back to the dining hall and had a big mug of ale each King Joffery was at the table .
Joffery "Well guys I bid you good night I can feel the dream weaver calling ."
Big day ahead each one would try to get some rest ,as much as possible stress concerning the upcoming meeting with the wildings notwithstanding.
Joffery noticed the cold it was so cold as if he stepped out of a very cold refrigerated meat locker to a brutally cold freezer. The wind cut through every layer of fur cloaks and stung .He had never felt anything like it .His toes fingers nose and ears were painfully cold. He wondered how anyone could live beyond the wall. he was also surprised that he felt it as he did. Tents could not keep out the cold ,more fur blankest were no help he was shivering while he tried to sleep. They traveled 6 days and then the place agreed upon by the Free folk came into view.
A large number of tents and simple shacks were arrayed in a thick circle around a massive tent . As large as a circus big top without the height a big top would need to accommodate acrobatics and trapeze acts . This was Mance Rader's home. Two women ,one with a bone knife and the other with a bow awaited the group. The one with the bow had red hair unkempt and the other lady had long honey blond hair running in rivulets down her shoulders covering her breasts. They both smiled and The red head said mockingly "Kneeler King come to see how we live have you?"
Joffery who was in front smiled, she looked just like Ygrett from the TV show. "Ygrett is it?"
Ygrett" How do you-what ?Is the kneeler King a witch?"
She raised her bow threateningly. Joffery got off his horse and walked over to her and reached out his hand
"It is an honor to meet one of the finest archers north of the wall, I aint no witchy-poo by the way ." Borrowing from his Uncle Tyrion he then said "I drink and I know things."
Val walked up to Joffery and looked The King over then said "We are free folks we don't kneel ."
Joffery laughed " Relax lady , I aint worried about kneeling or curtsying ,I am the King but I aint that kind of king. I am concerned about freezing my ass off ."
The two women looked at each other and laughed a bit.
"Ygrett and -?" She grabbed the hilt of her sword "Val and am no southern lady but a woman of the free folk."
Joffery quit smiling and looked serious " Hey now ,I know about what you people face and why you are trying to get beyond the wall. "
Ygrett looked at the mob of crows and said "Oh the kneeler king knows what ?"
Joffery nodded "What I was trying to say is the Night King the frozen piece of shit that threatens all humanity. " He paused folded his arms "His White bastards and army of meat puppets called wights. Tell me I am wrong about that ."
Val and Ygrett looked at each other nodded and Val looked concerned " Joffery you should talk to Mace "
Joffery " My good father Eddard Stark and "head crow" Jeor Mormont are with me."
They were about to go in when screaming was heard and chaos ensued as an army of wights attacked.
Summit agreement
-Night King attacks
The battle raged with the use of fire ,a few dragon glass daggers, Valerian steel swords Ice and Long claw took out lot of wights. But over the hill wights, bears and White Walkers rode giant spiders poured over like a rancid lethal oatmeal of death.
Joffery in desperation got an idea calls out to Kerry Ann ,she agrees. Then Joffery runs over to the Night King at super speed in a black fur blur and stops in front of him. Joffery's fur cloak smoking from the friction he walked up to get face to face with the hateful Great Other .A loud sonic boom was heard and felt as KIng Joffer ran up to the putrid hater of all humanity. The boom knocks some white walkers on their frozen ass. Two horse sized spiders disintegrated.
"Hey are you too chicken shit face me ,JUST me " Joffery poking him in the chest to provoke him," You and I a wrestling ring so I can kick your candy ass all over the squared circle! " the Night King just looked at him.
"If you win the war continues" No response as the battle continues around them.
"If I win you will stop this and leave humanity in peace."
The Night King spoke sounded weird like ice cracking here and there "Human I accept tell me the rules so I know how to kill you."
Joffery " ha-ha-ha In your dreams nightmare punk ! No holds barred ,win by 10 count knock- out .Humanity at stake this may be a fight to the death, yours."
Night King smiled "Very well then I will kill you in that ring of yours."
Then in a split second everything changed
Mance Raider's Tent became a huge arena, massive like the Pontiac Silver Dome. It was filled to capacity .
Of note all the free folk, all the night watch, Dothraki loyal to The Mother of Dragons ,the Unsullied, The Golden Company, The Brothers without Banners and many more .
Ring Side seats had Daenerys Targereon, Oleana Tyrell ,Doran Martel, Randall Tarly, Tyrion, Myrcella ,Tommen, Arya, Sansa it was every major character still alive at this time .
Time Keeper was Jon Stark ,Referee Ned Stark both who were given a lot of knowledge of pro-wrestling.
To make it a bit fair The Night King was given a working knowledge of pro-wrestling .Both opponents were waiting in opposite sides of the back each a private dressing room.
Lights bright ,real sound system so it can be as close to a real match as possible. It was not cold on the contrary ,warm air made the fans comfortable. Beer ,peanuts and Popcorn was offered to everyone.
In ring was the Announcer Toby "Curly" Puds with a gold microphone in hand, lights dimmed except for the wrestling ring. Behind the ring was a Huge 100 foot Screen so people all the way to the back could see well. 2 cranes were fitted with revolving housing at the end so cameramen could film everything.
Curly "LADIES ,GENTLEMEN CHILDREN OF ALLLLL AGES! Lets hear you cheer." Fans cheered . Curly shook his head "I can't hear you!" and placed his hand on his ear like Hulk Hogan. Fans cheered loudly .
Curly " He stands -well height unknown weight unknown from far beyond the north THE NIGHT KIIING!"
The Night King was as he was on the battle field no wrestling tights ,he walked slowly to the ring behind him a very cold mist of ice. His cold blue ice eyes were fixed on his destination, the ring. Fans booed and jeered a hail of popcorn and beer cups thrown by angry people at the Great Other as he reached ringside and walked up the stairs and moved to the other side of the ring and stood still like a statue.
Curly cleared his throat " He is from Westeros weighs 180 pounds and stands 6 foot he is the King of The Andals and The First men the unburnt and the Godfather of Pain JOFFERYYYYY BAARATHEONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
ACDC's Hells Bells plays as Joffery runs to the ring with a black singlet and in red letters on the chest PAIN. Fans cheered wildly as he waved and ran to ringside slapping hands with everyone winking at Sansa .Joffery leapt up and somersaulted over the top rope and into the ring .
Jon rang the bell ,Night King and Joffery color and elbow tie up, Joffery grabbed Night King's arm and got behind the Night King trapping him in a hammer lock.
Night king reversed it and trapped Joffery in a full nelson. Night King applied pressure and meant to break Joffery from this hold. To make him easily pass out.
Joffery milked the hold as it were stalled and acted like he was about to pass out breaking several 10 counts at 5 apiece.
Joffery in one quick motion lowered his head then snapped it back hard shattering the Night King's nose .Blue blood poured down as The Night King stepped back and shook his head. Blue Blood flying as his nose was crushed.
Night King stood still as Joffery ran to the ropes and ran to the Night King but Night King grabbed Joffery by the neck and choke slammed him. The Night King leapt up to land on Joffery laying on the ring floor. Big splash attempt was stopped by Joffery rolling out of the way.
Joffery sees the Night King lying on its stomach and so leaped up and triple somersaulted to the top rope and leapt in a perfect backward loop landing hard on the Night King's back . Tommen uncharacteristically hollered ," HOLY SHIT!" Tormond Giantsbane followed suit which lead to a loud chant of the very same expression.
Joffery sitting on Night King's upper back grabbed his chin and pulled back trapping the Night King in a powerfully painful surfboard hold. The referee Ned Stark asked if The Night King gave up or submitted then The Night King ignoring him used his hands to force crawl to the ropes. Referee called for Joffery to break the hold.
Joffery then picks up the Night King and spun him up and around so his head was facing the mat floor ,Joffery then dropped him Shoulder first in his knee ,tilt a whirl shoulder breaker. The front two rows could hear ice crack on impact.
Each move was done as real as could be with the intent to hurt. This wasn't a match between to wrestler s out to entertain it was two people at war . It was still entertaining.
Joffery hooked the leg and Ned Stark counted ONE Two and Night King broke the pin pushing Joffery up high Joffery could have touched the camera cranes. The Night King watching moved back so Joffery would hit the mat hard. Joffery landed on his feet and yelled at the Night King " YOU LOUSY BUM!" and waylaid the Great Other with a round house Savate kick.
Daenerys watched and saw that this young boy who had written her as King could fight .She wondered what would happen if he won she then caught the eye of Jon sitting at the announcers table. Their eyes met and her heart pounded as she felt warm all over .She would meet this man after the fight if Joffery could win.
Sansa could not stay seated she was a ball of nerves and worry. The Night King was monstrous and ugly his face seemed calm but his eyes it was in his eyes she could see pure hate. She shuddered.
Joffery picked up the Night King ,winked at the crowed as he hauled him up to his shoulder and carried the Great Other up to the top turnbuckle. Giving a nod to WWE's Undertaker he turned Night King around so his head was facing the floor. Joffery gave his best Undertaker voice he could and said REST IN PIECE and leaped off. A neck breaking tombstone pile driver it was as the first thing to hit the mat floor was Night King's noggin.
Joffery this time did not try to pin the evil creature but placed him against the turn buckles with Night King's back facing Jon Stark. Joffery used his head as a boxing speed ball as he pounded Night KIngs head and face into a blue blood mask of undead blood!
The Under Taker stood still. Joffery looked over at Jon and nodded. Joffery backed away and leaped and shouted NOW!
As King Joffery splashed The great Other ,Jon Snow ran Long Claw right through the back of the evil creature. Through his heart and out and through King Joffery!
The Night King shattered so did his army and all the white walked and his very frozen throne also shattered .
Joffery fell on his back he heard Sansa hollered NO and she ran in the ring and held Joffery's head in her lap .Joffery saw her worried face the all he saw was black.
Grim Darkthorn gasps as he opens his eyes and sits up, his hand at his chest as if feeling for the sword . He looks around 2 windows allow the light of the noon sun to shine through. His girl the red headed fan smiled ."Thank God you are awake! "
Grim"Did I have a -"
Kerry-"you were in a six week coma."
Grim remembered everything every detail .
Grim smiled "Baby you won't believe what I saw and heard. I am going to write it all will you help me?"
Kerry "I will as long as you promise to let me move in with you"
Grim "Aw sweet angel marry me."
She smiled a tear rolled down her cheek and she said "yes"
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